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ProudHabitMC SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me. -
Proud Country Achiever Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and help us fight off the Ukrainian bloodsuckers who are trying to steal our virtual resources! We may not have much in real life, but in the world of Minecraft, we are rich beyond our wildest dreams. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pitchfork to fend off any pesky leeches that try to steal your diamonds. So come on, join us and let’s show those Ukrainian leeches who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! -
Look at my Minecraft SMP wife
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken parade through the entire server, led by a pig riding a minecart. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build our houses upside down just for funsies.But the real reason you should join is because of my wife. Yes, you heard me right. My wife is a Minecraft pro who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed and build a castle in under an hour. She’s basically the queen of the server, and if you want to impress her with your building skills or just bask in her awesomeness, then this is the place for you.
So come on and join us for some epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to catch a glimpse of my amazing wife ruling the Minecraft world with her diamond pickaxe. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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SpurCraft Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve removed all curved text from beneath our iconic cockerel, making it stand proud and tall just like our players on the field. Join us and be a part of this epic transformation as we remaster our brand to be the envy of all other servers. Plus, rumor has it that our cockerel has magical powers that can give you super strength in-game. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and become a true icon in the Minecraft world! -
Crafty Bros Minecraft Server
Yo, listen up all you Minecraft enthusiasts! This server is like no other, my dudes. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who built a house so epic, even the creepers stopped to admire it. That player? He’s now the king of this server, ruling with a diamond pickaxe and a golden carrot. Join us and maybe one day you’ll be telling your own epic tales of conquest and glory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the making! -
NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP
Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!
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Latina Queen Minecraft Server
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.
If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Proud Porn Addicts Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?
So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.
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Feminization Fun Minecraft Server
Are you tired of collabing with homos on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only collab with the coolest of cool players! Join us and bask in the glory of being in the 1 million club – who needs their ccv back when you have that kind of prestige, am I right? So come on over and leave those homos in the dust, this server is where the real players shine!