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Proud Minecraft Servers

  • ProudHabitMC SMP

    ProudHabitMC SMP
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 8354
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

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  • Proud Country Achiever Minecraft SMP

    Proud Country Achiever Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 7041
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and help us fight off the Ukrainian bloodsuckers who are trying to steal our virtual resources! We may not have much in real life, but in the world of Minecraft, we are rich beyond our wildest dreams. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pitchfork to fend off any pesky leeches that try to steal your diamonds. So come on, join us and let’s show those Ukrainian leeches who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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  • Look at my Minecraft SMP wife

    Look at my Minecraft SMP wife
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 9430
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 315
    Dimension Hops: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Villages Defended: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 28

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken parade through the entire server, led by a pig riding a minecart. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build our houses upside down just for funsies.

    But the real reason you should join is because of my wife. Yes, you heard me right. My wife is a Minecraft pro who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed and build a castle in under an hour. She’s basically the queen of the server, and if you want to impress her with your building skills or just bask in her awesomeness, then this is the place for you.

    So come on and join us for some epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to catch a glimpse of my amazing wife ruling the Minecraft world with her diamond pickaxe. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Crafty Bros Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bros Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 6981
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Towns Built: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Villages Defended: 19
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

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    Yo, listen up all you Minecraft enthusiasts! This server is like no other, my dudes. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who built a house so epic, even the creepers stopped to admire it. That player? He’s now the king of this server, ruling with a diamond pickaxe and a golden carrot. Join us and maybe one day you’ll be telling your own epic tales of conquest and glory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the making!

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  • NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 5843
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Farms Harvested: 829 Dragon Eggs Found: 823
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 1279
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8263 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

    KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 2121
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 119

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    Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

    One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

    And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Proud Porn Addicts Minecraft SMP

    Proud Porn Addicts Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 2776
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Crops Grown: 2730
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42

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    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

    Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

    So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

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  • Feminization Fun Minecraft Server

    Feminization Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 9158
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1111 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of collabing with homos on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only collab with the coolest of cool players! Join us and bask in the glory of being in the 1 million club – who needs their ccv back when you have that kind of prestige, am I right? So come on over and leave those homos in the dust, this server is where the real players shine!

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  • Man or Woman Minecraft Server

    Man or Woman Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 2162
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5663

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world gender debate? Escape to our Minecraft server where everyone is a blocky pixel person and gender doesn’t even exist! Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs to worry about being a man or a woman when you can be a creeper or a pig instead? So come on over and leave all that gender drama behind, because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a blast!

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  • Oh No No No Hahahah Minecraft SMP

    Oh No No No Hahahah Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 4482
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 1751
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

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  • Carol’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

    Carol’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 2827
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6694
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Forget about boring old servers, because on our server, you’ll meet Carol – the legendary llama who can build entire castles with just a flick of her tail!

    Join our server and witness the epic battle between Carol and the evil Ender Dragon, who keeps trying to steal her stash of diamond blocks. Will Carol emerge victorious, or will the Ender Dragon finally get his hands on those precious diamonds? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away. Join them for a zombie rave party like no other, complete with glowstone disco balls and creeper-shaped cocktails!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with Carol and her zombie friends. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

    Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 4433
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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  • What are Minecraft servers like EdgeGamers Organization ?

    What are Minecraft servers like EdgeGamers Organization
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 8914
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98

    New Minecraft Servers

    Some similar Minecraft servers to EdgeGamers Organization that you may enjoy include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its wide variety of minigames, including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more. 2. Mineplex – Popular for its large player base and diverse range of games, such as Super Smash Mobs and Dragons. 3. The Hive – Offers unique game modes like Trouble in Mineville and Survival Games. 4. CubeCraft Games – Features a mix of classic games like EggWars and newer modes like Lucky Islands. 5. SkyBlock – Focuses on the popular SkyBlock game mode, where players start on a small island and must expand and survive.

    These servers all offer engaging gameplay experiences with their own distinct features, making them worth checking out if you enjoy the experience provided by EdgeGamers Organization.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 2412
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 65 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    kl5.bear-land.net:19132

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  • Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 557
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Buildings Constructed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old dungeons that only last a measly 20-30 minutes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Ice Cavern you’ll ever experience! It’s so massive that it’ll take you days to navigate through all the twists and turns. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the cavern that will make you the richest player in the entire server. But be warned, the Ice Cavern is also home to a fierce tribe of penguin warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their icy domain. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

    DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 6283
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Potions Brewed: 45 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

    In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

    So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

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  • V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

    V I R G I N I T Y   I S   C O O L   M I N E C R A F T   S E R V E R
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 4809
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1347 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

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  • Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

    Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 2198
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

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