protraction – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CringeCraft: MIL Texts Edition
CringeCraft, Edition, MIL, texts
Are you tired of dealing with a MIL who’s more drama than a soap opera? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any MIL drama following you around.
Imagine a world where your MIL can’t text you about her latest gossip or try to guilt-trip you into family dinners. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any interference from your MIL’s drama llama.
Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who won’t judge you for wanting to escape your MIL’s clutches. Join us and leave the drama behind – because who needs a toxic MIL when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

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KimJongCraft – FBI Approved!
APPROVED, ByBit hack, cryptocurrency, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cybercrime, cybersecurity, dark web, Digital Currency, digital theft, fbi, financial crime, HACKING, international crime, KimJongCraft, Money Heist, money laundering, North Korea, North Korean hackers, online fraud, state-sponsored hacking
Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual North Korea and hack into ByBit for fun! FBI agents are even joining to test their hacking skills and see if they can catch the culprits. Will you be the next mastermind behind a $1.5 billion hack? Come join us and find out! Plus, we have free virtual Kim Jong-un skins for all players. It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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AssaultCraft
PvP Raiding Factions Hardcore Custom Competitive Adventure Roleplay Economy Skyblock Mini-games Creative Vanilla Bedwars Skywars Prison Parkour Modded Pixelmon Anarchy, Survival
AssaultCraft is a Minecraft survival server designed for players seeking a challenging and action-packed experience. With a dynamic world, custom mechanics, and an active community, you’ll face a hostile environment where only the strongest survive. Join now and prove your skills in AssaultCraft!
assaultcraft.online

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Awake
Arakéia, awake, Brazilian, Cross-Play, Deity System, Economy, FANTASY, Features, Geopol, Minecraft, MYTHIC, PvP, Rituals, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, Towny, Unique
Arakéia is a mythic and fantasy brazilian roleplay server that intends to merge the SMP, PvP, Geopol and Roleplay server genres into a synthesis. It has a deity system and rituals. The server is complete with most common features and also unique ones.
arakeia.xyz:35579

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Lost in the Unknown 1.21.1
1.21.1, bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, difficult news, emotional distress, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional struggle, Emotional support, emotional turmoil, finding out, Grief, grief support, Heartache, Loss, Lost, mourning, processing emotions, Sadness, Tragedy, unexpected news, unknown
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that it will literally cure your grief! Like, forget therapy and all that jazz, just hop on this server and let the blocky world heal your soul. Trust me, it’s like Minecraft therapy but better! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your sorrows, one block at a time!

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BlockyLoveDrama
ANNOYING, arbitrary, BlockyLoveDrama, Boyfriend, concern, DAUGHTER, dick, Gay, husband, insulting, KIND, macho, Man Enough, Mistreated, opinion, pansy, real man, short, Support, SWEET, Tubby
Looking for a Minecraft server where toxic masculinity is banned? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or gender identity.
Join us and experience a world where kindness and positivity reign supreme, just like my daughter’s boyfriend who is the epitome of sweetness. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fat-shaming” policy, unlike some dads out there.
So come on in and build your dream world without the fear of being judged for not fitting into society’s narrow definition of masculinity. Plus, who knows, you might even find love like my daughter did! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s spread love and positivity together!

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Creeper Clan: The Legendary Griefers
city, Clan, creeper, crime, dark past, dark secrets, Griefers, hidden stories, infamous family, Infamous figures, Legendary, local history, local lore, Mysterious, notorious, notorious family, notorious figures, notorious reputation., scandal, scandalous, scandalous history, Secrets, TOWN, Urban Legends
Are you tired of living a boring life in your town or city? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and become a part of the infamous family known as the Creeper Clan.
This family is notorious for their explosive personalities and their love for blowing things up (in-game, of course). They have been known to cause chaos and destruction wherever they go, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. But hey, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos in their life?
Join the Creeper Clan on our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Build, mine, and craft your way through the world while dodging explosions and mayhem at every turn. Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most infamous family in Minecraft history!

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LashCraft Minecraft Server
criminalization, discrimination, gay sex, gender equality, Homosexuality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indonesia, Islamic law, Justice, LashCraft, lashes, law, Legal System, LGBT rights, Men, Minecraft, minority rights, punishment, religious court, sentences, Server, Shariah court, Social Issues
come join our minecraft server where we dont have shariah courts or lashes for gay sex!! we have rainbow sheep and flying pigs instead!! build your own castle and defend it from evil llamas who spit rainbow lasers!! join now for a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the evil broccoli army!! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?! join us now before the flying spaghetti monster takes over the server!!

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CraftyCommies: Trump’s Ukraine U-turn aids China
aid, aids, Beijing, China, Conflict, controversy, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, influence, international relations, Manipulation, Politics, power struggle, president trump, Reversal, Trumps, Ukraine, united states, UTurn, Western officials, winner
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than president trump’s foreign policy! ukraine, china, who knows what’s next! we have so many surprises, you’ll be like “what just happened?!”
our server is so lit, it’s like china winning the olympics every day! western officials are shook by our gameplay, they can’t keep up with our level of epicness.
join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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GoatWorks Minecraft Network
Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Whitelist
Server work in progress. Join the discord for updates and to get whitelisted! We are planning to add a survival mode, factions and others!
play.goatworks.net

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