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Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, BLEW, Campaign, debate, democrats, Downfall, election, Failure, fucked up, kamala, landslide, Minecraft, Performance, Politics, Polls, retard, russia, Server, Tanking, trump, Vance, Walz

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	163	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchantments Applied:	119	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, diffusion, Extras, futa, general, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	1107	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5298	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5337

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

BabyBumpReveal, birthday dinner, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, consideration, Disappointment, emotions, Empathy, event planning, family, family dynamics, Honesty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pregnancy announcement, relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling, sister-in-law, Upset

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Animals Bred:	187	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, compassion, Deception, family, family dynamics, Father, forgiveness, Guilt, Honesty, Lies, Minecraft, moral dilemma, nephew, parenting, regret, relationships, Secrets, Server, sibling rivalry, SisLiedNephewCried, Truth

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

MentalMinecraftSMP

mental health, mental health stigma, mental illness, mental illness acceptance, mental illness advocacy, mental illness awareness., mental illness causes, mental illness education, mental illness facts, mental illness impact, mental illness medication, mental illness recovery, mental illness resources, mental illness statistics, mental illness stigma reduction, mental illness support, mental illness symptoms, mental illness therapy, mental illness treatment, mental illness understanding, MentalMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

EpicFailDifficulty

Challenges, determination, difficulty setting, EpicFailDifficulty, learning curve, Life, life lessons, MISTAKES, Obstacles, Overcoming, perseverance, personal growth, playthrough, progress, resilience, self improvement, setbacks, starting over, success, trial and error

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Villages Defended:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

MonarchyAxedCraft

Australia, Australian republic, British Monarchy, Commonwealth, constitutional monarchy, Decision making, Democracy, Government, historical change, INDEPENDENCE, king charles, Monarchy, MonarchyAxedCraft, national identity, Politics, prince charles, queen elizabeth ii, referendum, Republic, royal family, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Defense, dementia, dementia risk, global study, Loneliness, loneliness and cognitive impairment, loneliness and dementia, loneliness effects, loneliness research, loneliness statistics, loneliness study, LonelyCraft, mental health, mental health study, Mental well-being, research, social isolation, study, worldwide study

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

Miturcaragua

best player, Community, Islands, Items, Miturcaragua, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival, survival custom, Survival World, top of the tops

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!

mc.miturcaragua.online:4003

Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

banned, controversial, Crafty, cultural practices, ethical dilemmas, forced, historical perspective, human rights violations, Islam, Kuffar, Minecraft, moral debates, pedophilia, PIXEL, Playground, progressive, rape, religious beliefs, religious extremism, Savages, Server, Slavery, societal norms, taboo subjects, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9430
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!