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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9532 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1071 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?
anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.
but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.
