proton – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Proton Battery Revolution
advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology
so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?
anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.
but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

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LinuxCraft Minecraft Server
bootable usb, buggy mess, Cookie Clicker, error, FIX, Forums, Gaming, Halo, home folders, installation, linux, Linux Mint, LinuxCraft, Microsoft login glitch, Minecraft, monitor issue, proton, ricing, second drive, Server, Steam, Troubleshooting, windows 10 ltsc
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a new adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to switch to Linux, only to encounter hilarious errors like “Failed to open \EFI\BOOT\mmx64.efi – Not Found” that will have you crying with laughter. Spend hours scouring forums for fixes, only to give up and rice your shit in frustration.
But wait, there’s more! Install Steam and watch as your library gets completely destroyed, only to have games like Cookie Clicker run like a broken, buggy mess on proton. And don’t even get us started on trying to play Halo with a glitched Microsoft log in on proton – it’s a comedy goldmine!
So why wait? Join our server now for a gaming experience that will have you reinstalling Windows 10 LTSC just to make everything work again. It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and frustration that you won’t find anywhere else!

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CraftyLinuxMC Server
@lutris, Boxtron, commercial games, Conty, CraftyLinuxMC, gamemode, gamescope, gpu-screen-recorder, HEROIC, Lampray, Legendary, LGOGDownloader, libre games, libstrangle, linux gaming, Linux on other boards, Luxtorpeda, MangoHud, Minigalaxy, proton, rare, Roberta, Server, source ports, Steam Tinker Launch, wine
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and questionable decisions!
Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a dancing pickle? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure, but beware of the llama guards who will spit on anyone who tries to steal it.
Looking for a challenge? Try our parkour course where the floor is made of slippery ice and the only way to win is by doing the floss dance at the finish line.
And don’t forget about our annual sheep shearing competition, where the winner gets a crown made entirely of wool.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama spit).

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CraftyLinux – Where Penguins Play and Creepers Fear to Tread
@lutris, /g/fglt, /t/linux, Boxtron, commercial games, Conty, CraftyLinux, CREEPERS, fear, gamemode, gamescope, gpu-screen-recorder, HEROIC, Lampray, Legendary, LGOGDownloader, libre games, libstrangle, linux gaming, Linux on other boards, Luxtorpeda, MangoHud, Minigalaxy, Penguins, Play, proton, rare, Roberta, source ports, Steam Tinker Launch, Tread, Windows games, wine
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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FireworkFilmerMC SMP
capturing moments, celebration, Curiosity, digital age, Entertainment, Experience, Filming, FireworkFilmerMC, fireworks, fireworks display, Memories, Nostalgia, personal archive, PHONES, recording, sharing, Smartphone, smp, social media, Technology, tradition, Video
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even?! And there’s a rumor that if you find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding.
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that happen on the server. One time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with potatoes and everyone was like “WHAT?!” It was hilarious.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you there, fellow blockheads! #PotatoPower

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RegretCraft2029
#sustainability, cautionary tale, CHANGE, consequences, consumerism, disposable culture, environmental impact, fast fashion, Future, hindsight, instant gratification, mindfulness, modern trends, progress, Reflection, RegretCraft2029, regrets, short-term thinking, social media, society, Technology
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that all look the same? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most outrageous server out there!
Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, build houses out of giant floating marshmallows, and battle evil llamas in diamond armor.
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.
So, if you want to be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever and have stories to tell your grandkids about, then join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud who doesn’t like fun.

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GasCraft: Blockade Ukraine
Blockade, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy crisis, energy diplomacy, energy infrastructure, Energy Markets, energy security, energy supply, Europe, european union, gas pipeline, gas transit, GasCraft, Geopolitics, international relations, Natural Gas, political tension, prewar deal, russia, sanctions, Ukraine
LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukraine halting gas and stuff, like what even is that? We promise you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else, like seriously, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off every time you log on. So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

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QuitCraft Smartwatch Server
addiction, app, behavioral change, digital health, hand movements, health, health tech, innovation, intervention, mobile app, QuitCraft, quitting smoking, relapse prevention, researchers, SENSORS, Server, smartwatch, smartwatches, smoking cessation, smoking cessation app, study, Technology, wearable devices
LOL u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got smartwatches that help u quit smoking! YAS, u heard me right! Our researchers made an app that detects ur smoking hand movements and sends u messages to stop u from relapsing. It’s like having a personal smoking police on ur wrist, but way cooler cuz it’s on a smartwatch! So come join us and say buh-bye to them nasty cigs, and hello to building epic stuff in Minecraft!

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Blue Sky Adventures 1.21.1
1.21.1, Adventures, Antagonist, bad guys, Blue, character design, Character development, cinematic conventions, color psychology, color symbolism, good guys, hero archetype, hero in blue, Heroes, movie tropes, Protagonist, red, SKY, Stereotypes, storytelling, villain archetype, villain in red, Villains
Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a rainbow explosion of colors, man. We got good guys in blue, bad guys in red, and everything in between in every color of the frickin’ rainbow. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, dude. Join this server if you wanna question reality and see what happens when you mix blue and red together. It’s gonna blow your mind, bro.

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FakeFriendFinder – Minecraft SMP
Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deception, dishonesty, fake friend, fake friends lyrics, fake friends memes, fake friends quotes, fake friends sayings, fake friends signs, fake friends song, fake friends test, fake friends test buzzfeed, fake friends test psychology, fake friends test questions, fake friends vs real friends, fake people, FakeFriendFinder, friendship, Minecraft, smp, toxic relationships, trust issues
So, like, you know when you’re just mining away in Minecraft, minding your own business, and then BAM! Your so-called “friend” steals all your diamonds and runs off into the sunset? Yeah, that’s the worst, right? But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no fake friends allowed” policy!
Join us for the most lit adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. We’ve got secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up (but don’t worry, he’s totally house-trained).
So if you’re tired of getting backstabbed by your so-called “friends” and you’re ready to join a crew of true homies who will have your back no matter what, then come on down to our totally rad Minecraft SMP! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best diamond armor, because things are about to get wild, baby!

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NoMore9to5MC
career, Duty, employment, Experience, Job, Job Interview, job market, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, Labor, never again, NoMore9to5MC, occupation, Position, Profession, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Role, task, work
Have you ever been a creeper babysitter? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become a professional creeper whisperer! Never worry about getting blown up again as you expertly calm down those explosive green critters with your soothing words and calming presence. Join us now and say goodbye to creeper-related PTSD forever!

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LostLegion Minecraft Server
ancient artifacts, Ancient Battles, ancient rome, ancient warfare, archaeological discovery, battle site, historical evidence, historical investigation, Historical Mystery, historical research, legionnaire, lost battle, LostLegion, military history, military tactics, Minecraft, Ninth legion, roman army, Roman conquest, roman empire, Roman expert, roman history, Server
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join us on this epic server where we have uncovered the lost battle of the ninth legion! roman experts have confirmed it, so you know it’s legit.
imagine fighting off zombies and creepers alongside roman soldiers, all while searching for hidden treasure and ancient artifacts. who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons.
join us now for the adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, anything is possible. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of history in the making!

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LootedJewHomeGoneFrau
Court, decision, discrimination, Eviction, forced, German, germany, historical, Holocaust, home, injustice, Jews, judge, Legal, LOOTED, LootedJewHomeGoneFrau, nazi, ownership, Property, restitution, Ruling, WOMAN
come join our minecraft server where we have a german woman living in a house stolen from jews as our main attraction! watch her struggle to keep her ill-gotten home while building your own empire in the game. it’s like real life drama but in minecraft! join now for a wild ride of controversy and chaos!

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Sleepy Drive Minecraft
alcohol, alertness, Caution, celebration, danger, DRIVE, Driving, exhaustion, FATIGUE, holiday, late night, Minecraft, new years, Normalized, Party, REST, Risk, road trip, Safety, sleepy, travel, Winter
yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the only place where u can drive ur minecart while half asleep and it’s totally cool, bro. like, imagine cruising through the mines with your eyes half closed, dodging creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. it’s a wild ride, man. plus, the villagers are always throwing epic parties in the village square. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a never-ending adventure. so come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

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