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RoyalRuckus Minecraft Server

world leaders, united states, foreign affairs, Ukraine, reaction

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz Trump is like totally pissed that King Charles welcomed Zelenskyy and Trudeau, like what even bro? It’s like a virtual world where u can build ur own kingdom and make alliances with other players, just like in real life but without all the drama and Twitter rants. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats. So, like, come join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss in this pixelated world of madness and mayhem!

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CraftyKing’s Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, royal, Diplomacy, play part

lol dis minecraft server is like king charles tryna play diplomat with trudeau, but instead of talkin bout politics we buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers together. u gotta join dis server if u wanna be part of da most epic diplomatic mission in minecraft history. plus, king charles will personally greet u at spawn with a diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. ain’t no other server like dis one, so come join da fun and let’s show trudeau who’s boss in da world of minecraft!

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SandringhamCraft: Zelensky’s Royal Welcome

cordial meeting, Ukraine, Politics, ZELENSKYS, United Kingdom

so, like, picture this: u join dis minecraft server, right? and u get a warm reception just like Zelensky meeting da king at Sandringham. but instead of boring old kings, u get greeted by a bunch of llamas wearing crowns. like, how cool is dat?

u can build ur own castle made entirely of cake and ride around on giant chickens that shoot fireworks out of their butts. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party? it’s lit, fam.

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. no joke. so come on down to da craziest minecraft server in town and let’s get this party started!

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SuitlessSteve’sCraft

Etiquette, innovation, elon musk, SuitlessStevesCraft, fashion

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the rules and wears suits like a bunch of squares? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us and let your creativity run wild as we build a world where anything goes, even if it means disrespecting the White House and America by not wearing a suit like Elon Musk. Who needs formal attire when you can be rocking a diamond armor set and riding a pig into battle? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!

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RoyalCraft: Dinner Drama

legitimising behaviour, trump, Dinner, world leaders, Diplomacy

Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own kingdom and rule like a true monarch!

Forget about state dinners and political scandals, on our server, you can create your own diplomatic relations with other players and form alliances to take down any pesky griefers. And who needs a red carpet when you can have a rainbow road leading to your castle?

So why wait? Join us now and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or go on a quest for the elusive Ender Dragon!

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CraftyTrumpUKInvite

king charles, Monarchy, uk, donald trump, United Kingdom

u know wat else is unprecedented? dis minecraft server, fam. it be so lit dat even king charles invited donald trump to come check it out. like, u gotta join dis server cuz u might run into world leaders and stuff. imagine mining diamonds with trump, dat be cray cray. plus, dere be secret dungeons filled with treasure and u gotta fight off zombie pigs to get it. it be like a real life adventure, but in minecraft. so come join da fun and maybe u’ll even get a chance to build a wall with trump himself. #minecraftgoals #trumpmining

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DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP

DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP, national security, reaction, intelligence agencies, #covert operations

LMAO imagine if DOGE, the meme coin, was like “oopsies daisies” and shut down a top secret spy mission by mistake. The spies would be like “bruh, we can’t spy no more, thanks a lot DOGE!” But then they realize it was all just a big misunderstanding because DOGE was just trying to fund a new dog park for all the spy dogs. So now they’re all chillin at the dog park, playing fetch and stuff, while the spies are like “well, I guess we’ll just have to find a new job now.” Join our Minecraft SMP for more wacky adventures like this, where anything can happen, even DOGE messing up spy missions! Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🐶🕵️‍♂️ #SpyDogs4Life

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CraftyPutin’sPlaneVisitMC

SECURITY, russia, sparks, Air Force One, Visit

yo, u ever wanted to be in a minecraft server where putin’s presidential plane visits the US like every day? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what happens in our server! come join us and witness the craziness as putin’s plane lands in the middle of your epic build, causing chaos and confusion for all! who knows what will happen next? maybe putin will challenge you to a build battle or maybe he’ll just chill and mine some diamonds with you. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

Laws, International, Cultural differences, Foreign, customs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained, lederhosen-wearing llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Trust me, you’ve never felt safer in a virtual world.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited schnitzel and sauerkraut for all players to enjoy. Who needs diamonds when you have delicious German cuisine at your fingertips?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Schwarzwald Forest, where you can find rare resources like enchanted bratwurst and magical beer steins. Just be careful not to anger the forest spirits, or you might find yourself turned into a schnitzel.

4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant Oktoberfest celebration, complete with dancing villagers, fireworks, and a massive beer volcano. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you won’t want to miss it.

So come join us on our server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY – because in Germany, we do things a little differently, and a whole lot crazier. Prost!

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> Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP

smp, Protocol, what are you doing, ONLINE, Conversation

Hey there, fellow Minecraft maniacs! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the virtual world, Anon!

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