prothrombotic – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition
artificial sweetener, Attack, blood circulation, blood clot formation, blood clotting, blood sugar levels, blood thinning, blood vessel function, cardiac health, cardiovascular risk, clot prevention, dental health, Edition, European Heart Journal, Heart, Heart Disease, heart health, plaque buildup, prothrombotic, sugar substitute, thrombosis, vascular health, xylitol, XyloCraft
are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!
imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.
plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.
so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

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Murderous Dialogue Minecraft Server
Characters, dialogue, dialogue focused, dialogue focused characters, dialogue fun, dialogue fun characters, focused characters, focused characters fun, Fun, fun characters, fun dialogue, fun murderous, fun retard, Minecraft, more dialogue, murderous, murderous characters, murderous dialogue, murderous fun, retard, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier adventures. Want to roleplay as a dialogue-focused character? Sure, go ahead! Want to be a murderous retard? Hey, we don’t judge!
Our server is like a never-ending soap opera with twists and turns at every corner. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next. From epic battles to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our wacky Minecraft world!

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The Shooter Picture Minecraft SMP
ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Conspiracy Theory, deepfake, digital art, digital deception, digital manipulation, Disinformation, fake news, hoax, image manipulation, internet hoax, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, photo editing, photoshop editing, Picture, Propaganda, Shooter, smp, Technology, visual effects
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while juggling TNT blocks and battling giant chickens with diamond swords.
Our community is full of quirky characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a superhero and always wears a cape made of wool. And let’s not forget about Karen the Creeper, who loves to blow up other players’ houses just for fun (watch out for her!).
But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block the size of a mountain guarded by a dragon made entirely of obsidian. Will you be the one to claim this epic prize?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky glowies…

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++ MEGA HAPPENING ++ Minecraft Server
Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, diplomatic victory, eastern europe, Europe, european union, foreign affairs, geopolitical strategy, Happening, international politics, international relations, Mega, Minecraft, nato, Poland, Poland Ministry of Foreign Affairs, political tensions, russia, Server, social media, social media impact, twitter, viral tweet
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can dominate your enemies like Poland did to Russia in less than 2 minutes? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles and wipe the floor clean with your foes in record time.
Our server is so intense that even Poland’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs would be impressed. With our fast-paced gameplay and thrilling competitions, you’ll feel like a true warrior as you conquer the virtual world.
So why wait? Join our server now and show off your skills as you crush your enemies and emerge victorious. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make history like Poland did in that epic battle!

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Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP
A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, Drawpile, En-Nah Assistant Program, Friends, general, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, LIGHTER, Livestream Code, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Routine Cleanup, SAHLWFEFE, smp, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, VOIDHUNTERZZZFM, When Sandwiches Come A Knockin’, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTH, Zone, ZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, virtual battlefield mayhem, and even a program to help Kai (whoever that is).
But that’s not all! We have redeemable codes that will give you gifts like never before. Use code ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF for a surprise that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our special Livestream Code: VOIDHUNTERZZZFM – who knows what kind of craziness that will unlock!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s make some memories that will have you saying “Remember that time we helped Kai and fought off sandwich invaders?” Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty Girls’ Minecraft Server
/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Crafty, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, News events GF1, News events GF2, News events PNC, PNC Resources, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, for starters, our server is filled with mystical creatures like unicorns, dragons, and even talking chickens! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that we have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams?
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a quest system that will take you on wild adventures through enchanted forests, haunted caves, and even a dimension made entirely of candy! Plus, we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the Creeper fireworks show.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your life! Just remember, no seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates allowed. And make sure to lurk for 2 months before posting – it’s a rite of passage, trust us.

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Blue Sky Minecraft SMP – Better Than Twitter Now
Alternative, better, Blue, bluesky, Communication, Community, comparison, Digital, Features, Improvement, innovation, microblogging, Minecraft, Network, okay, ONLINE, Platform, progress, SKY, smp, social media, Technology, twitter, Updates
Are you tired of the drama on Twitter? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is better than Twitter now! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and non-stop laughter.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their entire base into a giant potato. But instead of getting mad, we all laughed and turned it into a potato-themed party zone. That’s the kind of fun you can expect here!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with glowstone and funky music. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block.
So what are you waiting for? Leave Twitter behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs tweets when you can have epic builds and hilarious shenanigans with us?

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New Server IP
Raw Animal Magnetism Minecraft Server
Adventure, animal, animal magnetism, boring cuck, dating game, dating tips, EXCITEMENT, importance of novelty, importance of spontaneity, importance of unpredictability, Kek, love, magnetism, Minecraft, novelty, Passion, Raw, raw attraction, relationships, Robots, romance, Server, spontaneity, Thrill, unpredictability
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest dating game you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!
Forget about raw animal magnetism, here we have unpredictable mobs, spontaneous creeper explosions, and novelty builds that will blow your mind! And if you’re worried about being a boring cuck, don’t even think about it because on our server, being a kek is the only way to survive!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let your inner kek shine on our epic Minecraft server!

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Prison Penpal Minecraft SMP
anti-climactic ending, female penpal, inmate connections, inmate correspondence, jail communication, jail email service, letter exchange, letter writing, long distance friendship, Minecraft, online penpal, penpal, penpal site, phone calls, Prison, prison communication, prison friendship, prison love, prison penpal, Prison Relationships, prison support., smp, storytelling, white female
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s crazier than finding love on a prison penpal site! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Who needs a boring old dating app when you can find your true love while building epic structures and battling mobs? So come join us and see if you can find your Minecraft soulmate in the most unexpected of places. Just be prepared for a love story that’s more complicated than trying to craft a diamond sword with your eyes closed.

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New Server IP
⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server
2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clan, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Youtubers
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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New Server IP
Admit It Minecraft Server
Admit, Admit it, animated series, Anime, asuka, best girl, best girl Misato, corrupted story, evangelion, japanese animation, mecha anime, Minecraft, misato, NERV, no reason to watch, original scope, perfect movie, perfect show, REBUILDS, Rei, Server, SHINJI, SLOP
Are you tired of watching the Evangelion rebuilds and feeling like your soul has been crushed by disappointment? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to never let you down like those movies did! Plus, Misato is obviously the best girl and you’ll find plenty of fellow fans who agree with you here. So come on, leave the rebuilds in the dust and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

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