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XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

What is the IP for lilsimsie Minecraft Server?

BUILD, building, challenge, family friendly, fixer upper, gameplay, House, Kayla, kayla sims, lilsimsie, Minecraft, pg, Server, sims 3, sims 4, sims challenge, the sims, ts3, TS4

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ores Mined:	3818	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Lilsimsie, also known as Kayla, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for her content focused on The Sims franchise. She creates Let’s Play videos, build tutorials, and speed builds, engaging with her audience through commentary and live streams. With a dedicated fanbase and a knack for storytelling, lilsimsie has become a prominent figure in the Sims community.

FieldMC – New griefer server Minecraft server

banner, description, FieldMC, griefer, Lazy, Minecraft, new, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

The owner of the “FieldMC – New Grief Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

field.connect-mc.com

White Girls vs Non-White Girls Minecraft Server

attraction, bitchy, Cultural differences, cultural preferences, dating preferences, Diversity, ethnicity, ethnics, Girls, interracial dating, Minecraft, non-white girls, NonWhite, prejudices, prude, Race, relationships, Relax, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	1975	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of non-white girls being prude and bitchy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the white girl enthusiasts out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of white girls to mingle with. Who knew that Minecraft could be the ultimate dating simulator? So come on over and relax with us, because on this server, the only thing prude and bitchy is the creeper trying to blow up your hard work.

Kodomo’s Quest Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Ruin, character creation, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Drive-in Movie night, Events, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, GLADIATOR, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, patch notes, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spiderman, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks, watch party

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!

But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.

And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

The Breakfast Club Minecraft SMP

Breakfast, brunch, club, DELICIOUS, early morning, Energizing, first meal, Food, fuel for the day, health, Hearty, important meal, mealtime, Minecraft, morning meal, Nourishment, nutrition, satisfying, smp, start the day, Tasty, Throat, yummy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to Throte Breakfast, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.

So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

Blocky Mood Swings Minecraft Server

bipolar episodes, blocky, Boredom, Communication Issues, Connection, contradiction, contradictory feelings, Emotional rollercoaster, friendship, hate, inner turmoil, Loneliness, mental breakdowns, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood, motivation, OVERWHELMING, seeking connection, Server, Struggling, Swings, violent rampage, violent thoughts

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Void Gems Collected:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you crave connection but struggle to hold a conversation without spiraling into a mental breakdown? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.

Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?

So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

The Land of Spaniards Minecraft SMP

Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Conquest, culture clash, discovery, European perspective, Exploration, exploration of the Americas, first contact, first landing, historical accounts, historical event, impact on indigenous societies, indigenous people, Land, Minecraft, native americans, new world, New World discovery., smp, spaniards, Spanish Conquest

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1686
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

When you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll feel like a Spanish conquistador discovering the New World for the first time! Picture this: you step off your boat onto the sandy shores and are greeted by towering structures made entirely of diamond blocks, villagers trading emeralds for enchanted gear, and llamas roaming around wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and you won’t want to miss out on the adventure! Join us now and claim your spot in this crazy, unpredictable land of endless possibilities. Who knows what treasures and surprises await you around every corner!

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

Brilliance, brilliant minds, creative genius, exceptional intelligence, exceptional minds, exceptional talent, exceptional thinkers, extraordinary ability, genius thinkers, GeniusCraft, gifted individuals, gifted minds, gifted thinkers, innovative minds, intellectual brilliance, intellectual genius, intellectual prowess, intelligence, masterminds, Minecraft, Prodigy, Server, true genius

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to build a working time machine using only redstone and slime blocks? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with true geniuses who will blow your mind with their insane creations.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP

#birdwatching, adorable, animal, bird, cute, cute animals, cute owl, cute owl video, cute pets, feathered friend, funny owl, Minecraft, Nature, OWL, owl appreciation, owl fanclub, owl gif, owl lover, owl meme, owl watching, smp, viral owl video, Wife, wildlife

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance with our resident owl wife.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.