prothrombotic Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

artificial sweetener, Attack, blood circulation, blood clot formation, blood clotting, blood sugar levels, blood thinning, blood vessel function, cardiac health, cardiovascular risk, clot prevention, dental health, Edition, European Heart Journal, Heart, Heart Disease, heart health, plaque buildup, prothrombotic, sugar substitute, thrombosis, vascular health, xylitol, XyloCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

Country Doctors Minecraft Server

Country, DOCTORS, general practitioners, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare availability, healthcare location, healthcare professionals, healthcare providers, healthcare resources, healthcare system, local doctors, local healthcare, medical care, medical professionals, medical services, Minecraft, national doctors, national healthcare, physician, Server, specialists

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Zombie Dances:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

NoFamNoProb17

acceptance, blended family, Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, christmas, Conflict, Decision making, extended family, family celebrations, family photo, holidays, INVISIBLE, loyalty, NoFamNoProb17, Plans, rejection, relationships, stepdad, stepsiblings, Support, teenager, Thanksgiving

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Farms Harvested:	969
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magic Items Found:	2033	Dimension Hops:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

EvilCrafters United

corporate greed, corrupt businesses, corrupt companies, corrupt corporations, evil companies, evil corporations, EvilCorp, EvilCrafters, immoral businesses, immoral corporations, malevolent businesses, malevolent corporations, shady companies, shady corporations, sinister companies, sinister corporations, unethical business practices, unethical companies, unethical corporations, United, wicked businesses, wicked corporations

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Assassination, chemical weapons, diplomatic crisis, double agent, Espionage, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, Novichok attack, NovichokCraft, Poisoning, political scandal, putin, russia, salisbury, security breach, Server, Skripal, state-sponsored terrorism, UK inquiry

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

Blood, Bloodcraft, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, establishment, Heroes, heroic fighters, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, Statement, un resolution, unite

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

QuiverMC

Earth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative Roleplay PvP Minigames Skyblock Economy Towny Factions Pixelmon Skywars Parkour Prison Bedwars KitPvP Vanilla Modded Hardcore RPG Build Battle

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

play.quivermc.com:30067

Puffton Corporation SMPs

Biomes, Claims, Cross-Play, Custom, Datapacks, Fun Features, Minecraft, Puffton Corporation, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, smp, Spawn, Structures, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Votes:	7749	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481

A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

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Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, CREEPERS, Dungeons now loading, farmers delight, Forge, FRIENDSHIPS, ftb chunks, FTB Quests, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Productive Bees, Simply Swords, Twilight Forest, vinland, wear

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Potions Brewed:	191	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4709

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
FTB Quests
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, career, Communication, Decision making, Ethics, Hiring, Holo, leadership, loyalty, Manager, Minecraft, Partnership, personal life integration, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, Server, Shiori, teamwork, Trust, work, workplace dynamics

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.