yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of slovakia is tryna tilt towards russia but we got u covered with our lit builds and crazy adventures. forget bout them protests and come chill with us, we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. join now or miss out on the party of the century, fam. #minecraftforlife #slovakiaswag #russiawho
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Fico’s Russian Block | Minecraft Server
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CanalCrazeCraft
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own canal and reclaim it from evil forces? well, this server is the place for u! we got protests, threats, and even trump tryna get in on the action. come join us and be a part of the most epic canal battle in minecraft history. who will come out on top? join now to find out!
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CraftyKimJongUn’sServer
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president gets arrested for declaring martial law? well, this server is the place for you! join us as chaos ensues and his supporters riot in the streets. build your own riot gear and fight for your right to mine diamonds in this crazy world. who needs a stable government when you can have anarchy and fun on this server? come join us and be a part of the madness!
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SynagogueSassCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and fun you’ll feel like you’re defacing an italian synagogue during a protest over a police chase death. but don’t worry, no real synagogues were harmed in the making of this server! join us for crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s minecraft like there’s no tomorrow!
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MaduroCraft: No Proof, Just Pixels
so like, this server is like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join cuz like, the owner once fought a creeper with his bare hands and won. it was epic, man.also, there’s this secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the coolest players can find. trust me, it’s like a treasure hunt but on steroids.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs on this server are all super chill and just wanna hang out? like, the zombies will totally help you build a house if you ask nicely. it’s wild, man.
so yeah, come join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes. no joke, bro.
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CraftyPutin’sInauguration
so like, our server is like the new pro-Russia president of Georgia, but without all the protests, ya know? come join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire in a virtual world! we promise no political drama, just good ol’ Minecraft fun. plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? join now and let the craziness begin!
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BazaarBrawlCraft
LOLZ, u know what’s better than protesting in Tehran? Joining our EPIC Minecraft server, where u can build ur own bazaar and not worry about inflation or rial devaluation! Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are protesting to join! Come join the fun and build ur own virtual empire, cuz who needs real life drama when u can have virtual drama instead? Let’s get crafting, fam!
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Youth Protests Craft – Climate Crisis Solution
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.plus, like, if you join, you’ll be part of this epic quest to save the world from, like, a giant evil chicken that’s trying to take over everything.
oh, and did i mention we have a disco party every friday night where the zombies and skeletons bust out their best dance moves? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so, like, come join us and be a hero in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.
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SyriaCraft: Tree Blaze Uproar
Yo, imagine this: on our server, we have a Christmas tree so lit, it literally sets Syria on fire! Join us for the most explosive and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience. Our community is so wild, even Santa himself can’t handle the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to cause some mayhem on our server. Just be careful not to anger the creepers, they’re on edge after the whole Christmas tree incident. See you there, if you dare!
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RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama? well, do i have the server for u! our server is like a soap opera mixed with minecraft, like, u never know what’s gonna happen next!we got this one time where the parliament speaker signed this anti-LGBTQ law after the president was like nah, not gonna sign that. it was, like, so wild, u wouldn’t believe it! u can join our server and be part of the drama, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.
plus, we got all the usual minecraft stuff too, like building and mining and all that jazz. but, like, who needs that when u can be part of a political showdown in a blocky world? so come join us, it’s gonna be a riot!