come join the craziest minecraft server ever where we protect our players ‘for their own security’ just like in bangladesh protest leaders! we will make sure you are safe from all the creepers and zombies, but watch out for the evil mods who will try to stop you from building the biggest and bestest minecraft creations. join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue. you won’t regret it, unless you get banned for breaking the rules, then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? so come on down to our server and let’s get this party started!
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BanglaCraft: Protest Secure Minecraft Server
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CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!
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CraftyCreeperCongress
so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.
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Blocky Jailbreak: 100+ Quota Riot
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a prison break in Bangladesh but without all da death and stuff! We got protesters stormin’ all over da place tryna fight for dem quotas but all u gotta do is join dis server and u can be da ultimate protester, fightin’ for ur rights in a virtual world! Plus, we got like over 100 peeps already joinin’ so u know it’s gonna be lit AF. So come on, join dis server and let’s start a revolution in da world of blocks and pixels!
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Blocktopia: M25 Jailbreak
haha so like, if u wanna avoid getting jailed for blocking the m25, come join our minecraft server instead! we got no cops here, just blocky fun and endless adventures! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we mine. join now before the cops come for u too! #minecraftlife #blockyadventures #diamondsareforever 🤣👮♂️💎
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PixelPistolPunks
come join our minecraft server where we have anti-tourism protesters firing water pistols at visitors for fun! it’s like a water park but with a twist! experience the thrill of running away from angry protesters while trying to build your dream castle. who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a protester and they’ll help you build the coolest house ever. join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
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PixelPistolProtestors
come join our epic minecraft server where we have anti-tourism protesters firing water pistols at visitors! it’s like a crazy water gun fight but in minecraft! be part of the chaos and see who can dodge the water bullets the longest! plus, our protesters have mad skills and can do backflips while shooting water guns, it’s insane! join now for a wild and wet adventure unlike any other!
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ParliamentPanicMC
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine arrests provocateurs planning to seize parliament building theme! u can be part of the action and stop the evil plot with ur blocky skills! if u join now u get a free virtual protest sign to wave around in the game! plus, rumor has it that the parliament building is actually a secret dungeon with rare loot hidden inside! join now and be a hero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!
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KosherCraft: Minister’s Car Attack
come join our minecraft server where ultra-orthodox jewish protesters ride pigs and throw matzah at each other in a wild frenzy! we even have a special event where players can attack israeli ministers’ cars with diamond swords while shouting “shabbat shalom!” join now for a truly unique and chaotic experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
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KenyanCraft: ParliamentRiot
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT KENYAN PROTESTERS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY CHICKENS AND PARLIAMENT ON FIRE LIKE A LIT CAMPFIRE. THOUSANDS OF PLAYERS STORMING THE COMPOUND LIKE ZOMBIES ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT. IT’S A WILD RIDE, COME JOIN THE MADNESS!