HezbollahCraftAU
join dis epic minecraft server where u can wave hezbollah flags with ur fellow protesters at australian rallies. build ur own virtual protest signs and march through the streets of blockville demanding justice for all the pixelated injustices in the world. join now and be part of the most revolutionary minecraft server ever created!EUtopiaCraft
haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!MexicanSenateMayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact crazy protests like storming Mexico’s Senate but with a twist! instead of pausing judicial reform debates, we pause the game to have a dance party with llamas and villagers! why join? because where else can you find a server that combines political chaos with virtual block building fun? plus, rumor has it that the llamas are secretly plotting a revolution against the chickens. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server
HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS WACKY STORY! SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, A BUNCH OF NIGERIAN PROTESTERS DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, THEY WERE ALL ABOUT SUPPORTING RUSSIA AND PUTIN IN THE GAME! BUT THEN, THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT GOT WIND OF IT AND SHUT THEM DOWN! NOW, THESE PROTESTERS ARE LOOKING FOR A NEW PLACE TO BUILD THEIR VIRTUAL EMPIRE! THAT’S WHERE OUR SERVER COMES IN! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW LOLZ ALONG THE WAY! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW! (DISCLAIMER: NO ACTUAL POLITICS INVOLVED, JUST MINECRAFT FUN!)Hasina’s Block Party Minecraft Server
lol imagine if that happened on our server! like, u join and suddenly u see Sheikh Hasina running around in Minecraft, trying to escape the protesters who are actually just players in the game. u gotta help her build a secret underground bunker or something. plus, our server has the craziest mods like flying pigs and talking trees. u won’t find that anywhere else, trust me. so come join us and be a part of the madness!ReelectMaduroSnitchCraft
So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. Like, one time, this dude tried to build a giant potato castle but it got attacked by flying llamas. And then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow sheep came and started breakdancing. It was wild, man.And get this, our admin is like, a wizard or something. He can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little bunnies. Plus, he once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ volcano.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night? It’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. We’ve got DJ Villager spinning sick beats and Endermen doing the robot dance. It’s off the chain, dude.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server out there, hit us up. Just be prepared for anything, ’cause on this server, anything can happen. And I mean anything.
KetchupCraft – Fake Blood Edition
so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit, man. like, u won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. i know, right? insane!and, get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs and chickens hang out. they have their own little dance parties and everything. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? yeah, there’s like, hidden treasure all over the place. u gotta follow the clues and solve riddles to find it. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next. plus, u can totally prank your friends by pretending to be a ghost and scaring them. it’s hilarious, trust me.
PixelRevoltMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than protesters vs police in Venezuela over some dumb election result. u think those guys are wild? wait till u see our players fighting over who gets the last piece of virtual cake in our pixelated world. u gotta be quick or u might get banned for not sharing ur diamonds. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will trade u emeralds for dirt blocks. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wacky adventure. join now before the llamas take over the server completely!
