Protestant – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Protestant Minecraft SMP Thinker
BIBLE, Christianity, Church, FAITH, Martin Luther, Minecraft, Protestant, Protestant beliefs, Protestant church, Protestant denomination, Protestant doctrine, Protestant faith, Protestant history, Protestant practice, Protestant theology, Protestant tradition, Protestant values, protestantism, Reformation, Religion, smp, thinker
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition as they fight for control over the coveted Diamond Island. Will you choose to align yourself with the feathered fiends or the mooing maniacs? The choice is yours, but be warned – alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have perfected the art of disco dancing. Join their underground rave parties and learn the latest moves to impress your friends (and enemies) on the battlefield.
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of pigmen who have formed a biker gang and ride around on flaming motorcycles. Join them for a wild ride through the fiery depths of hell!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!

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HolyWarriorMC SMP
1883, border, capitol hill, Catholic, Francis Pope, historical site, History, HolyWarriorMC, incorporation, Maryland, Protestant, Religious, Rome, Rome Maryland, smp, united states, US capitol city, Usa, Virginia, Washington Post
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us and become a part of the wackiest SMP around!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that the US capitol city was actually built on the border of VIRGINia and MARYland because it was originally deeded to a man named Francis Pope back in 1663. That’s right, folks! The founding fathers were actually just big Minecraft fans trying to create the ultimate SMP experience!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the location was first known as Rome, Maryland. That’s right, Rome! Who knew that the Romans were actually Minecraft players in disguise? Join our server and uncover the truth behind this insane conspiracy theory!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

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Worth the Hype? Nah, Just Join Our Minecraft Server!
Community, Decision making, Entertainment, Experience, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, hype, Immersive, Investment, Join, Minecraft, missed hype, multiplayer, Nah, ONLINE, Popular, randoms, Server, Social, solo play, time consuming, video games, worth it, WORTH..
Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone or with boring randoms? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items, battle mythical creatures, and build the most insane structures you can imagine. And don’t worry about not having any friends because our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyCat’s LOLtastic Endwalker Adventure Server – Join the Fun Today!
Adventure, CraftyCats, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Fun, Join, Labyrinth of the Ancients, Linkshells, LOLtastic, MEETUPS, movies, Patch 7.0, Promotional Site, PvP Series, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Today
🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟
🚀 Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 when you can start your adventure early?
🔥 Don’t miss out on our Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Battle epic monsters and collect rare loot from the world of Final Fantasy!
🌍 Travel between different regions with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0! Visit exotic lands and meet new friends from all over the world!
⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 event until Patch 7.0! Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards!
💰 Need resources, a Free Company, or a Linkshell? Check out our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6 and find everything you need to succeed in the world of Minecraft!
🎉 Join us for our meetups, including movie nights and epic dungeon runs! Meet new friends and conquer challenges together in a fun and friendly environment!
🤣 Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other! Who knows what insane adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities!

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Minecraft Mayhem: Tranny Voice Edition – Where Shit Gets Real!
Audio recording, constructive criticism, Edition, Feedback, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Music, real, Shit, singing, tranny, tranny voice, vocal analysis, vocal development, vocal feedback, vocal improvement, vocal recording, vocal training, VOICE, voice analysis, voice assessment, voice coaching, voice critique, voice evaluation, voice improvement, voice practice, voice recording
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where every block is made of rainbow-colored cheese! Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE! And not just any cheese, but cheese that gives you special powers like flying and shooting laser beams out of your eyes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Join our server and help the chickens in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and save the world from being ruled by our feathered overlords.
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player on our server gets their own pet dragon that they can ride into battle against giant mutant spiders that roam the land. And did I mention that our server has a built-in time machine that lets you travel to different dimensions and explore parallel universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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KittyKatCraft: The Ultimate Battle Royale Adventure
352, Adventure, battle, Dinner, Eternal Goddess, Extravagant meal, First 24 tributes, get excited, Hunger Games, KittyKatCraft, Restaurant code, Royale.., Saturday night out, Ultimate
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 352, where the first 24 tributes are hand-picked by the goddess herself. Want to be one of the chosen ones? Just ask nicely and maybe she’ll consider it!
But that’s not all – every Saturday night, we host a fancy dinner party in the virtual world. And let me tell you, the food is out of this world. We’re talking Minecraft steak, golden apples, and even enchanted cake. Just make sure to follow the restaurant dress code – diamond armor only, no exceptions!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the games begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate champion and earn the title of Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 352 victor. See you in the virtual world, tributes!

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Crafty LOLz: ‘/faces of int/’ Server
1. Faces of Intelligence, 10. Wisdom, 11. Knowledge, 12. Insight, 13. Understanding, 14. Perception, 15. Cognition, 16. Intellect, 17. Brainpower, 18. Mental, 19. Psyche, 2. Intelligence, 20. Thoughtful., 3. Faces, 4. Portrait, 5. People, 6. Emotions, 7. Expressions, 8. Human, 9. Mind, Crafty, faces, Int, lolz, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old faces? Well, look no further than /faces of int/! This server is like a virtual plastic surgery clinic for your Minecraft character – you can change your face as often as you change your underwear (hopefully more often though, hygiene is important).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Faceless Bandit, a mysterious figure who roams the land stealing faces from unsuspecting players. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them and steal their face instead?
Join us on /faces of int/ for a face-swapping, face-stealing, face-melting good time! Just make sure to bring some extra faces with you, you never know when you might need a quick change.

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Crafty Woke Gamers
#go woke, #make a morbillion dollarydoos, #win every award under the sun, achievement, AMBITION, Awards, bros, brotherhood, Business, Crafty, dreams, Entrepreneurship, Gamers, goals, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, motivation, recognition, success, wealth, winning, Woke
Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.
So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

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Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)
attraction, Boyfriend, creeper, Crush, CURSE, cute bf, desire, dreamy, explode, Focus, handsome, Happiness, infatuation, Life, longing, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Movie, ovulating, relationship goals, Romantic, Stories, yearning
Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

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FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition
2024.., animation, Anime, cute, Edition, episodes, Fairies, FairyCraft, fansub, FANTASY, hurtful, lolz, long trail, magical creatures, Magical Girls, need subs, no fansub, Rilu, Rilu Rilu Fairilu, sad, still waiting, subbed, UNSUBBED, Waiting
Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

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Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags
blocky, colors, Crafty, Craziness, design, Flag, Flags, Green.., History, iran, Islamic Republic, Land, MIDDLE EAST, national emblem, national flag, national identity, national pride, national symbol, new, Persian culture, political statement, red, redesign, revolution, Symbolism, White
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

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FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!
2075, Alberta, Apocalypse, Canada, cars, Chaos, CREEPERS, Destruction, DRIVE, Dystopia, End of the World, flying, Future, FutureCraft, Government, History, jetpack, News, nukes, prediction, Prophecy, steve, time travel, Timeline, trudeau, War, world events
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!
Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

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