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Protestant Minecraft SMP Thinker

BIBLE, Christianity, Church, FAITH, Martin Luther, Minecraft, Protestant, Protestant beliefs, Protestant church, Protestant denomination, Protestant doctrine, Protestant faith, Protestant history, Protestant practice, Protestant theology, Protestant tradition, Protestant values, protestantism, Reformation, Religion, smp, thinker

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition as they fight for control over the coveted Diamond Island. Will you choose to align yourself with the feathered fiends or the mooing maniacs? The choice is yours, but be warned – alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have perfected the art of disco dancing. Join their underground rave parties and learn the latest moves to impress your friends (and enemies) on the battlefield.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of pigmen who have formed a biker gang and ride around on flaming motorcycles. Join them for a wild ride through the fiery depths of hell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!

HolyWarriorMC SMP

1883, border, capitol hill, Catholic, Francis Pope, historical site, History, HolyWarriorMC, incorporation, Maryland, Protestant, Religious, Rome, Rome Maryland, smp, united states, US capitol city, Usa, Virginia, Washington Post

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4897	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us and become a part of the wackiest SMP around!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that the US capitol city was actually built on the border of VIRGINia and MARYland because it was originally deeded to a man named Francis Pope back in 1663. That’s right, folks! The founding fathers were actually just big Minecraft fans trying to create the ultimate SMP experience!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the location was first known as Rome, Maryland. That’s right, Rome! Who knew that the Romans were actually Minecraft players in disguise? Join our server and uncover the truth behind this insane conspiracy theory!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

GutCraftAgeBoosters

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3413	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

so like, u know how u always hear about gut bacteria being important and stuff? well, on our server, we take gut bacteria to a whole new level! we have like, the most epic gut bacteria in all of Minecraft!

scientists have even studied our gut bacteria and found that it’s crucial to healthy aging! like, imagine being able to live forever in Minecraft because of your gut bacteria!

they even investigated if our age-associated microbial signatures could affect the development of cardiovascular disease in those with known risk factors. and guess what? they found out that being on our server actually makes u immune to cardiovascular disease!

so come join us and experience the power of gut bacteria like never before! who knew that Minecraft could be so good for your health?

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, CONTENT, Decagrammaton, Events, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Manga, Minecraft, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right, creepers dancing! But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Chicken, rumored to be the most powerful creature in all of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against the evil Potato Army, led by the tyrannical King Spud. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyRainbow – Trendy Minecraft Server

1600m yen, 22, CraftyRainbow, full year, Last year, MERGE INC, Minecraft, Niji EN, Q4, Server, trendy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are as vibrant as a rainbow and the adventures are as wild as a unicorn on roller skates! Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own virtual empire while riding on the backs of flying pigs.

Our server has seen a 22% increase in players from last year, with Q4 bringing in a whopping 1600 million yen in revenue. That’s right, we’re making it rain virtual currency like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, resulting in mutant creepers that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Don’t worry, though, they’re friendly… most of the time.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is NIJI EN – you won’t regret it! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

NephewGriefGraduationFun

attitude, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, cultural values, culture, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, Graduation, Manners, Mexican, nephew, NephewGriefGraduationFun, Party, psychologist, reconciliation, special day

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Buildings Constructed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where family feuds are a thing of the past! No more awkward family gatherings or rude nephews ruining your daughter’s med school graduation. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft in peace. Say goodbye to disrespectful relatives and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

SongCraft Minecraft Server

emotions, Harmony, Identity, Individuality, inspiration, introspection, Journey, Life, Lyrics, Melody, Minecraft, motivation, Music, Passion, Personal, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Self-expression, Server, SongCraft, Soundtrack, theme song

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of living a boring life with no epic soundtrack to accompany your every move? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your life will have its very own theme song! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the epic “Eye of the Creeper” starts playing in the background. Or how about battling a horde of zombies while “Zombie Slayer Anthem” blares through your speakers? Join our server and let your life be the ultimate Minecraft adventure with a killer soundtrack to match!

BlockyMoodBoosters

bad mood, BlockyMoodBoosters, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, Emotional support, emotional well being, healthy coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mood management, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self help, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, self-care strategies, Stress Management, stress relief

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8688	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

When you’re in a bad mood, do you punch a pillow? Scream into a pillow? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can take out all your frustrations by punching virtual blocks! Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than punching a pillow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers bust out their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes the ultimate Minecraft champion. Are you up for the challenge?

So why join our server? Because where else can you punch virtual blocks, dance with creepers, and embark on epic quests all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fun begin!

HezbollahGoneBoomCraft

airstrike, alleged, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Defense, Eliminated, hezbollah, HezbollahGoneBoomCraft, intelligence, Israeli, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Senior, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a senior Hezbollah commander in an alleged Israeli airstrike! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging airstrikes while building your dream blocky world. Plus, our mods are so savage they’ll make you question reality. So come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

NoMorePaperCutsMC

bandages, Caution, daily threat, finger injury, first aid, Healing Process, INCONVENIENCE, medical attention, minor injuries, no longer, NoMorePaperCutsMC, office accidents, Pain, Paper cuts, Prevention, Protection, Safety Measures, sharp objects, small cuts, used to be, workplace hazards

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6832
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6125
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Potions Brewed:	193
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, No mods, no plugins, ONLINE, Popular, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

qfnt.vanillaboxmc.ru

AutistCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, autism, AutistCraft, Communication, Community, developmental disorder, high functioning autism, inclusion, level three autist, low functioning autism, mental health, Minecraft, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, Server, Social Skills, special needs, stigma, stimming, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, we have levels of autism! Join now and see if you can reach level three like our fearless leader. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock hidden powers like the ability to build a house with just one block or summon a herd of exploding sheep. Don’t be a noob, join our server and level up your autism game today!