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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 98 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 57 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
BUT DAT’S NOT ALL, WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! OH, AND DID I MENTION THE DIAMOND ARMOR THAT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS LIKE SHOOTING LASER BEAMS FROM UR EYES?
PLUS, WE GOT A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR AND A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT GRANTS WISHES TO ALL WHO PET ITS RAINBOW MANE!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER FULL OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS AND WACKY ADVENTURES, THEN COME ON DOWN! JUST BEWARE OF THE EVIL LLAMA KING WHO RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST…AND A FLUFFY LLAMA HAT!