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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 679 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3769 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
