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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8147 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!