ProteinPopsicle – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP
balanced diet, clean eating, gluten free options, healthier processed foods, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, high fiber, low calorie, low sodium, low sugar, mindful eating, Minecraft, minimally processed, natural ingredients, non-GMO, nutrient-dense, nutritious snacks, organic options, plant-based options, preservative-free, ProteinPopsicle, smp, Whole Foods
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

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Arknights Endfield Minecraft SMP
action, Adventure, Anime, arknights, children, controversial, dark fantasy, Death Stranding, Endfield, exploit, Factories, Final Fantasy 12, Gacha game, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile game, role playing, Sci Fi, smp, strategy, tactical rpg, waifus
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we combine the chaos of Death Stranding, the epicness of Final Fantasy 12, and the allure of waifus all in one place! But wait, there’s more – we also have a special feature where you can exploit children in factories!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and questionable ethics. Build your dream base, conquer epic dungeons, and maybe even find love with a waifu NPC. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Just watch out for those child labor laws… or not, we won’t judge!

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Social Bully Minecraft Server
bully, bullying, cyberbullying, Deception, Disappointment, Expectations, false impressions, films, high school, Lies, material possessions, Minecraft, nice car, online search, promising career, reality check, school bully, Server, Social, social media, social status, Stereotypes, trad family
Are you tired of getting bullied by people with perfect lives? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only allow players with messy lives, beat-up cars, and questionable career choices! Join us for a chance to finally be the cool kid on the block, because let’s face it, who wants to be friends with someone who has it all together? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of failed social media influencers, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon. So come on, join us and leave those perfect people in the dust!

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SMP Water Connoisseur: Does Anon Have S Tier Water for Daily Consumption?
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Are you tired of drinking boring, regular water on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we serve only the finest S tier water for daily consumption! Our water is so pure and refreshing, it will make you question why you ever settled for anything less.
But that’s not all! We also have a special water park attraction where you can swim in a pool filled with water that has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Rumor has it that bathing in this water will give you superhuman abilities in the game. So come join us and experience the wonders of our water world!

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Bleach Block Minecraft Server
#spiritual guidance, Bleach, BLOCK, divine communication, divine intervention, divine revelation, faith in God, God’s messenger, heavenly messenger, inspirational words, kindness towards others, Messenger of God, Minecraft, Positive Affirmation, religious belief, religious faith, sacred message, Say something nice, Server, spiritual connection, spiritual message, spiritual messenger., words of encouragement
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be playing alongside God’s messenger himself! That’s right, he’s taken a break from delivering divine messages to join us in the world of Minecraft.
Join our server and witness the miracles that happen when God’s messenger is around. Rumor has it that he can turn water into diamonds and spawn in a herd of flying pigs with just a snap of his fingers. And don’t worry, he’s a friendly guy who loves to chat with players and maybe even give out some heavenly rewards.
So why should you join our server? Well, besides the fact that you’ll be playing with a literal messenger of God, we also have the most epic builds and minigames you’ve ever seen. From a giant floating castle made entirely of gold blocks to a parkour course that defies gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come on down and say something nice about God’s messenger, because on our server, miracles happen every day.

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Minecraft SMP: /mggg/ Monster Girl Games General #952
apply patch., blog, Castle of Temptation, collab, Demo, Game, Game Guides, games, general, girl, Guide, lonesome spirit, mggg, MGQP, Minecraft, Monster, Monster Girl, Monster Girl Dreams, News, Paradox, part 3, Patch, REBF, Resources, savefile, smp, ToroToro Resistance, Translated trailer, translation, Wiki, Youmaen
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our outrageous Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with monster girls, quests, and translations galore!
Embark on a journey to the Castle of Temptation, where you’ll encounter Youmaen and lonesome spirits in a collab like no other. But beware, the MGQ Wiki and MGD Wiki hold secrets that will blow your mind!
Need a break from all the madness? Check out the Three Charms collab with REBFGame for a dose of reality. And don’t forget to grab the latest translation files for Paradox Part 3 Demo – trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest gameplay you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

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””What Happened Here?” Minecraft Server”
bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, conundrum, Curious, Dilemma, Enigma, Happened, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, Server, strange, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, What Happened, what happened here
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
Our server is home to the legendary “Sheep Olympics,” where woolly athletes compete in events such as synchronized swimming and extreme sheep shearing.
But beware, our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots and leave mysterious explosions in his wake.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness. You never know what might happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

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Programming everyday until Minecraft SMP
#youtube, Computer, computer programming, creative content, editing, Entertaining, Entertainment, everyday, get a job, graduate college, Lazy, Livestream, Lovely Transposition, Minecraft, programming, programming livestreams, programming videos, smp, stop being a faggot, text files, Videos, youtube content
Are you tired of watching boring programming videos on YouTube? Do you want some real entertainment while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further than our absolutely insane Minecraft SMP!
Join us for a wild ride where we program everyday until we find the lost treasure of the ancient redstone gods! Watch as our players battle it out in epic PvP matches using only command blocks and their wits.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate redstone master?
So forget about boring programming videos and join us for a crazy adventure like no other. Who needs to graduate college or get a job when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? See you on the server, you faggot!

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CyberPaty Minecraft server
Active, BUILD, Chill, Community, CyberPaty, Discord, Donations, Economy, Equal, Events, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Wipes, Private, PvE, PvP, Russian, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla
Semi-vanilla server, everyone is equal here! No one has um 1! everyone has um 0! Come in, you won’t be bored with us! Events are also held here! join discord: https://discord.gg/9ysZhFJx4n
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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
Babes, blocky, Minecraft, Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of having virtual sex with Indonesian women! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a magical unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Minecraft SMP: Bee Me!
Anime, average height, Bee, beemee, BPD, committed relationship, cool aid, cuddles, cutie, diagnosed autism, Diagnosis, Loyal, mens issues, mental health, Minecraft, relationships, schizophrenia, self improvement, slightly chubby, sloppy toppy, smp, Understanding, women’s issues
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama rodeos where the winner gets a diamond block! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a player who claims to be in a committed relationship with an anime-watching, sloppy toppy-giving cutie who also happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knows what other crazy stories and adventures await you on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

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