Protein Source MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eggs Are Chicken’s Period – The Server

Food Industry, Server, Breakfast, Reproduction, scrambled eggs

OMG, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got chickens laying eggs like nobody’s business. it’s like a period party up in here. and guess what? u can use those eggs to throw at other players and make them slip and fall like a banana peel. it’s hilarious, trust me. plus, we got a secret underground chicken fight club where u can bet on which chicken will win in a feathered showdown. it’s intense, bro. so come on and join the fun, cuz on this server, eggs aren’t just for breakfast, they’re for epic battles and non-stop laughs.

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PlantCraftBonanza

nutrient-dense, ETHICAL, Food, Farm to Table, organic

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?

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LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

meatless, vegetarian diet, lard, Traditional, Allowed

join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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SoyJuiceCraft

soy-based drink, soybean drink, soy beverage, soy protein, lactose-free

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u found it, my dude. this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret: we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts. yep, u heard me right. not only that, but our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. imagine mining for ore and finding a delicious treat instead. oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of exploding? it’s like a dream come true. so come on, join us and experience the most insane minecraft server u’ve ever seen. soy milk is juice not milk, but on this server, anything is possible.

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Blue-eyed Creepers: The Mystery of Minecraft Diversity

population genetics, heredity, Ancestry, blueeyed, genetic traits

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the white racers with blue eyes are the chosen ones! But why do only some of them have blue eyes, you ask? Well, legend has it that those with blue eyes possess UNLIMITED POWER and can summon EXPLODING SHEEP to do their bidding.

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the blue-eyed white racers. Will you be able to harness their power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why your eyes aren’t as blue as the rest?

But beware, for there are CREEPERS lurking around every corner, waiting to sabotage your journey. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await them on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just be the next white racer with blue eyes to rule them all.

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Lost and Confused: Where Even the Creepers are Lost

choice and consequences, Exploration, unintended, faction reputation, criticism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends and the quests are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you dare, but beware of the high level mobs that guard secret locations and make exploring a thrilling challenge.

Once you reach the legendary strip, all faction reputations are reset, making your previous choices and consequences completely pointless. But fear not, for the only way to reach the strip in a non-linear way is by using a stealth boy to cheese your way through. Talk about sneaky tactics!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such outrageous quests, insane storylines, and unexpected twists at every turn? Embrace the chaos, embrace the madness, and join us for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what awaits you beyond the next block? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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FateCraft – Where Creeper Meets Saber

summon, pre-release pickup summon, creeper, Saber, Mats/Summoning Info

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughter! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

Why should you join this server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will become the ruler of the entire Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with modern HTML formatting that will blow your mind. You’ve never seen Minecraft like this before! Build, explore, and conquer in style with our HTML-powered world.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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ChurchCraft: Where you can meet cute girls and build epic worlds!

BUILD, ChurchCraft, Epic, Girls, park

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at!

Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary Diamond Unicorn in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Ender Dragon himself!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Nyan Cat dimension where rainbows never end and cats rule the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Who knows, you might even find love like the player who found their Minecraft girlfriend while eating at a virtual restaurant! It could happen to you too!

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GrotesqueCraft: Where Ugly is the New Beautiful!

BIZARRE, Horror, strange, Gothic, Terrifying

Welcome to our Grotesque Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a golden carrot.

But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded creeper king, who roams the server looking to blow up anyone who dares to challenge his rule. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim his explosive crown?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret disco party cave where players can dance the night away to the latest hits from Creeper Records.

So come join us on Grotesque and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wonderful world?

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Log Slide Lols

fear, clogged, Sliding, FLUSH, Sewer

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sliding logs and being unclogged are the main attractions! If you’ve ever longed for the feeling of sliding down a dung-covered hill, then this is the place for you. Our clogged players know how to make a stink, and you won’t be able to flush their logs because they magically float! Join us for a wild ride of dung-filled adventures and unclogged chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious and bizarre? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Protein Source

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!