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Eggs Are Chicken’s Period – The Server
OMG, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got chickens laying eggs like nobody’s business. it’s like a period party up in here. and guess what? u can use those eggs to throw at other players and make them slip and fall like a banana peel. it’s hilarious, trust me. plus, we got a secret underground chicken fight club where u can bet on which chicken will win in a feathered showdown. it’s intense, bro. so come on and join the fun, cuz on this server, eggs aren’t just for breakfast, they’re for epic battles and non-stop laughs. -
PlantCraftBonanza
come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?
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LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!
join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. -
SoyJuiceCraft
u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u found it, my dude. this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret: we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts. yep, u heard me right. not only that, but our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. imagine mining for ore and finding a delicious treat instead. oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of exploding? it’s like a dream come true. so come on, join us and experience the most insane minecraft server u’ve ever seen. soy milk is juice not milk, but on this server, anything is possible. -
JeninDroneStrike
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow things up like IDF drones in the West Bank city of Jenin! We have crazy PvP battles that will make you feel like a senior Hamas operative dodging missiles left and right. Build your own fortress and defend it from enemies just like those poor guys in Jenin. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret terrorist organization (but, like, in a fun way). So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual warfare like never before! -
Over The Hill Gamers: Just Like Your Grandma’s Secret SMP Vanilla Server, Join Our Whitelist!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Playerbase 3-8 online at a given time Java Version 1.21 Features No PVP, No mods FAQs
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Send a message to get the discord info to join.
Q: Are there any restrictions on skill levels?
A: All skill levels are welcomed on the server.
Q: What activities can I do on the server?
A: Players can build, make farms, and enjoy playing the game in a supportive environment.
Q: Is the server white-listed?
A: Yes, the server is now white-listed to prevent random griefing.
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HellCraft Server – Join the Chaos!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the galaxy in HELLDIVERS 2: Minecraft Edition!Fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy in a co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter experience like no other. Liberate planets, complete objectives, and work together with other players to save the galaxy. But beware, time is ticking and the aliens won’t go down without a fight!
Forget about building castles and farms, come join us for an epic adventure through procedurally generated areas and insane battles. Plus, our server has exclusive updates and patches that will keep you on your toes!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who needs torrets when you can have alien insects and robots to fight against? Let’s spread some Democracy in style!
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RoseCraft SMP: Code Geass – Recapture the Blocks
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Our king has returned from a quest to find the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Block! Legend has it that anyone who finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.Join our server and embark on wild adventures with our king as he leads us on quests to find more rare blocks, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where you can dance the night away with other players.
So, how happy are you to see the return of our king? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the craziness begin!
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ZelCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is, liek, totally epic and full of crazy adventures? well, u found it, my dude! this server is so lit, u won’t even believe it!imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a land where everything is made of candy! u can build ur own gingerbread house and ride unicorns through fields of cotton candy! it’s, liek, a dream come true, bro!
but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to live in a candy wonderland, but u also get to battle dragons and save princesses from evil witches! u will be a hero, my dude, a true legend in the minecraft world!
so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane, epic, and totally wild adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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VolcanicCraft
so, like, this server is like, totally lit because we have a volcano that erupts in russia, but like, in minecraft. it’s like, so crazy and cool, you gotta see it to believe it. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a volcano erupts and you gotta run for your life. it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.also, we have this insane story where a group of creepers formed a band and started playing music in the nether. it’s like, the weirdest thing ever, but also kinda awesome. you can even join their band and play music with them, it’s like, so random and fun.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where mermaids live? yeah, it’s like, a whole new world down there with treasure and mermaid parties. you gotta dive deep and explore it, it’s like, mind-blowing.
so, like, if you wanna experience all these crazy adventures and more, you gotta join our server. it’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever take in minecraft, trust me. come join us and let’s have some epic fun together!