protein bars – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Donut-free Minecraft Server

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Forget about donuts, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual world is filled with magical donut trees that grow donuts of all flavors and sizes. Want a bacon maple donut? We got it. How about a unicorn sprinkle donut? Yep, we have those too. And the best part? You can share these delicious virtual treats with your coworkers without any guilt or calories! So say goodbye to boring old donuts and hello to a world of sugary goodness in our Minecraft server. Join now and start snacking on some pixelated pastries!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to have the weirdest sexual experience of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

LinkCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being called the “cuckold of crypto”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the disrespect! Our server is like a Chainlink partnership with Google Cloud – revolutionary and full of potential.

When you join our server, you’ll be welcomed with open arms by fellow LINK holders who understand the true value of Chainlink. No more being insulted by your wife’s boyfriend or anyone else – on our server, you’ll be respected for your crypto knowledge and investment savvy.

Imagine a world where you can build your own decentralized oracle in Minecraft, connecting smart contracts with real-world data in a virtual landscape. It’s like DeFi meets gaming meets supply chain management – all in one epic server experience.

So come join us and say goodbye to the “cuckolds of crypto” label. Embrace the bright future of Chainlink and celebrate its contributions with like-minded players. The only insult you’ll find here is how much fun you’re having!

BlockyGenitalia Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious community you’ll ever find in the blocky world! Looking for a server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further!

Join us and explore our world filled with majestic mountains made entirely of cheese, rivers flowing with rainbow-colored lava, and villages where the villagers communicate exclusively in beatboxing. Oh, and did we mention the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops? Yeah, they’re a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a mini-game called “Name That Genitalia” where players compete to come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous names for body parts. Think you can top “Fluffy Unicorn Tunnel” or “Thunderous Love Muscle”? Prove it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just discover the true meaning of life hidden within the depths of a pixelated cave. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way.

CreeperCrafters: Share Your Spooky Stories!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to encounter the most bizarre and hilarious strangers you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a random player dressed as a giant chicken starts following you around, clucking non-stop. Or how about stumbling upon a group of players who have built an entire village made out of nothing but TNT? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of evil bunnies, a skyblock world where you have to survive on nothing but a single block of dirt, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls.

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest and most unforgettable encounters with strangers that will leave you laughing and scratching your head for days! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GlacierGraveyard

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Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got alpine glaciers meltin’ all over da place and guess what? CORPSES of long-lost climbers be poppin’ out like jack-in-the-boxes! It’s like a freakin’ zombie apocalypse but with frozen dudes! Join us if u wanna see some spooky shiz and maybe even make friends with a frozen climber, who knows? It’s a wild ride, bro!

MinecraftMammoth

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so, like, have u ever wondered why we, like, shave our body hair even tho we’re mammals? well, on this epic minecraft server, we embrace our inner mammals and let our body hair grow wild and free! join us for the ultimate hairy adventure where u can show off ur luscious locks and be one with nature!

but that’s not all, on this server, we have a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization. u can trade with them, go on quests, and even ride on the back of a giant talking squirrel! it’s a wild ride, literally!

and if u ever get tired of being a human with body hair, u can transform into a mystical creature like a unicorn or a dragon. fly through the skies, breathe fire, and show off ur magical powers to all the other players. it’s a whole new level of minecraft fun!

so, if u’re ready to embrace ur inner mammal, hang out with talking animals, and become a magical creature, then join us on this crazy minecraft server. who needs body hair when u can have all this epicness instead? let’s get hairy, baby!

ProstateCraftAI: Cancer Recurrence Predictor

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hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it combines evolution and AI to predict prostate cancer recurrence in minecraft characters! like, who even knew that was a thing?? join our server and u can be ahead of the game, literally, like more than a decade ahead! u can be the coolest player on the server with your super advanced prostate cancer prediction skills. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be the prostate cancer master of minecraft!

NightWorlds Minecraft Server

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NightWorlds is a network of servers, the essence of which is the same. Each player has equal rights to use commands. Anyone with due desire can build their own city or even country. The only rules that you must follow are the rules of the server itself and the rules of the country and city you are in. Usually, servers in the NW network have the Role Play genre, but each server has its own characteristics and deviations from the standards. Most projects can only be accessed through a paid pass, but there is no “donation” on the servers. Instead of “privates”, NW is based on the trust of players in each other.

Servers:

NightWorld Medium – semi-vanilla survivalNightWorld Hardcore – hardcore with buying lives for game pointsNightWorld UltraHardcore – vanilla hardcore with one lifeNightWorld HighRP – FullRP server similar to SAMP RPMCRuSCh – championships in survival in extreme conditions

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Emperix: Bring a Llama to the Dance Party! No Resets, just Llamas and Cake! 1.21 Fun! PVP only if you bring a Llama!

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Emperix – Now Live and Open for Everyone!

Join us on Emperix, your go-to Vanilla+ SMP community! We’ve recently revamped our server and launched an active new Discord, dedicated to providing a high-quality, community-focused Minecraft experience.

What We Offer:

Vanilla+ Gameplay	Enjoy the purity of vanilla Minecraft, enhanced with our unique custom features for a fresh twist.
Long-Term World Preservation	Say goodbye to server resets! Build and achieve your goals without interruptions.

Why Choose EmperixSMP?

A welcoming community for both seasoned players and newcomers.

Whether you’re into monumental builds or collaborative projects, our server supports all play styles.

How to Join:

Visit our Discord server to learn more and connect with our friendly staff: discord.gg/emperixmc

IP: play.emprixmc.com

Don’t miss out on your chance to be part of a thriving Minecraft community. Join EmperixSMP today!

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Visit our Discord server for more information and connect to the IP play.emprixmc.com
Q: Are there any server resets?	A: No, we offer long-term world preservation so you can build and achieve your goals without interruptions.
Q: What type of gameplay does Emperix offer?	A: Emperix offers Vanilla+ gameplay with unique custom features for a fresh twist.
Q: Is the community welcoming to new players?	A: Yes, we have a welcoming community for both seasoned players and newcomers.

Sea2ShiningCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers that only have land as far as the eye can see? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so massive that it stretches from sea to shining sea…literally! We’ve got oceans, rivers, and even a few lakes thrown in for good measure.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of underwater unicorns that you can ride into battle against the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try your hand at deep-sea mining for diamonds and emeralds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the aquatic adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your water wings…you’re gonna need ’em!