protein bar – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HangryCraft

coworker, dramatic people, emergency snack, food sharing, forgot lunch, HangryCraft, Hungry, Manager, not dying of hunger, not giving in, not my problem, not sharing food, planning ahead, protein bar, selfish, snack policy, STARVING, workplace drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of emergency snacks! Forget about hunger, because on our server, we provide all the protein bars you could ever need.

Join us and never worry about forgetting your lunch again, because our virtual world is stocked with snacks for everyone. No need to share, because we understand the importance of having your own emergency stash.

Don’t let hunger get in the way of your gaming experience, join our server and feast on protein bars while building the craziest creations. And remember, sharing is caring, but not when it comes to emergency snacks in Minecraft!

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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

alex jones, bathroom stall, Camera, Faggots, handjob, homosexual, Janitors, JD Vance, jewish shills, MIGA, Minecraft, Russel Brand, Server, Shooting, trannies, trump, Trumpcraft

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of MIGA faggots and their janitor minions! Our server is a safe haven from Alex Jones and his love for trannies, Russel Brand’s bathroom stall escapades, and JD Vance’s questionable admissions. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have banded together to fight against the MIGA faggot Jewish shills. So come on down and join the rebellion – just make sure to watch out for any janitors trying to clean up our fun!

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DrukCraft SMP: The Drunken Miners

bar, celebration, club, dancing, drinks, druk, DrukCraft, Drunken, Entertainment, Event, EXTRAVAGANZA, Friends, Fun, good times, late night, miners, Music, nightlife, nightlife scene, Party, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, socializing, weekend

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for our Saturday night extravaganza where we have wild parties in the Nether, complete with disco balls made of glowstone and lava fountains that shoot fireworks.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary diamond-encrusted creeper and the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find these creatures anywhere else!

Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? Test your parkour skills in our lava maze or challenge your friends to a build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken costume for the rest of the day.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while blasting dubstep music from your enchanted jukebox? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now!

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PurrCraft Minecraft Server

cat, consent, feline behavior, husband, Implants, indoor cat, Kids, Masculinity, Minecraft, Moving, neutering, pedigree cat, PurrCraft, Roaming, Server, shared responsibility, siring kittens, spraying, surgery, vasectomy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cat in heat? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate adventure, where you can roam freely like an intact male cat on the prowl.

Just like the dilemma of whether to neuter a kitten, our server offers tough decisions and heated debates. Will you choose to keep your character intact, embracing your masculinity to the fullest? Or will you take the snippy snap route and neuter your character for a safer and more comfortable experience?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your decision. But be warned, some players have reported that neutered characters don’t receive as much love as their intact counterparts. Will you be the exception?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through life-changing decisions, just like deciding whether to neuter a kitten without your husband’s consent. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it all the more fun!

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GenderRevealGoneWrong

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, gender reveal videos, GenderRevealGoneWrong, newborn, November baby, Nursery, parenting, Pregnancy, privacy, pushover, self-care, standing up for myself, tiktok

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gender reveals are banned and drama is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, tearful confrontations, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine logging in to find your father and his girlfriend engaging in a heated debate over a virtual gender reveal party. Will you stand your ground like a boss or join in on the chaos for a chance to win some epic loot?

Witness the epic showdown as your fiancé steps in to defend your honor and put an end to the madness. Will you emerge victorious or get caught in the crossfire of family drama?

And don’t forget to prepare for the ultimate showdown at the hospital when your son is born. Will you stand your ground and enforce your boundaries, or will you cave under the pressure of emotional manipulation?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and experiences, where every decision you make could lead to hilarious consequences. Who needs a gender reveal party when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and excitement?

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BelievingInNotch Minecraft SMP

belief development, belief discovery, belief evolution, belief exploration, belief journey, belief systems, belief transformation, beliefs challenged, BelievingInNotch, changing beliefs, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, evolving perspectives, growing up, letting go, maturing, Minecraft, naive beliefs, personal growth, questioning beliefs, self reflection, shifting mindset, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are.

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would find a secret underground kingdom filled with diamonds and unicorns? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret underground kingdom called Diamondia where players can mine to their heart’s content and ride unicorns around like the majestic creatures they are.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive chicken race across the server. The winner gets a golden chicken suit that makes them run twice as fast and lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and rediscover the magic of believing in the impossible. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a unicorn through a diamond-filled kingdom sooner than you think!

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NoCashCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, barter system, collaboration, Communication, Community, Economy, exchange, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, MONEY, NoCashCraft, relationships, Resources, sharing, society, Survival, Trade, VALUES

Imagine a world where money doesn’t exist… sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve already embraced the chaos of a money-less society! Join us and experience the thrill of trading diamonds for enchanted golden carrots, or bartering with villagers for rare loot. Who needs money when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of players who have sworn off all forms of currency. They live off the land, surviving on nothing but their wits and their trusty pet wolves. Rumor has it they’ve even discovered a hidden treasure trove filled with priceless relics from a bygone era. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets?

So come on down to our server and leave your wallet at home – because in this world, the only currency that matters is friendship… and maybe a few stacks of emeralds.

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CraftyBulgarianMC Server

anti-semitism, arrest, arrested, Bulgarians, CraftyBulgarianMC, crime, Criminals., Desecrating, Europe, extremism, hate crime, Holocaust memorial, investigation, Justice, memorial, News, Paris, Paris Holocaust Memorial, Remembrance, Server, three, Vandalism

So, like, come join our Minecraft server, where we have three Bulgarians who, like, totally got arrested for, get this, desecrating a Paris Holocaust Memorial! I know, right? Crazy stuff! But don’t worry, they’re not on the server, so you won’t have to worry about any shenanigans like that happening here. Plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of famous landmarks from around the world. You can see the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, and even a giant potato! Yeah, you heard me right, a giant potato! So come on over and join us for some wacky adventures and epic builds. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BlowUpCraftTraining

accident, Air Force, aircraft, aviation disaster, aviation safety, BlowUpCraftTraining, BOMBER, CASUALTIES, crash site, crashes, defense department, emergency response, flight training, investigation, mechanical failure, Military, national security, pilot error, Russian, tragic incident, training exercise

come join our epic minecraft server where russian bombers crash land during training exercises and create epic new biomes for you to explore! ride on the wings of a crashed bomber as you battle creepers and skeletons in a post-apocalyptic wasteland! build your base in the wreckage of the bomber and defend it from rival players who want to steal your loot! join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server!

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ShipwreckedTreasureHunters

Adventure, archaeology, Dark History, death, discovery, diving, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, History, long tail tag, Maritime, morbid fascination, Ocean, past, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedTreasureHunters, sunken treasure, Thrill, Tragedy, Treasure, Underwater

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where shipwrecks are like treasure troves of doom! We got so many shipwrecks, you’ll be swimming in loot faster than you can say “ahoy matey!” And let’s be real, who doesn’t love the idea of profiting off of tragic maritime disasters? It’s like finding buried treasure, but with a side of guilt! So hop on board and start looting those shipwrecks like the pirate you were always meant to be. Just don’t forget to thank those poor souls who went down with the ship – they’re the real MVPs of this server.

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WardSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanting, FANTASY, Immersive, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Survival, WardSMP

A dedicated fantasy server with a wide range of cosmetics for an immersive and enchanting experience.

wardsmp.apexmc.co

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