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Lolis Protect Minecraft Server

Anime, bad actors, cute, deities, Effective, Fan Service, FANTASY, GATES, Guardians, hobbies, Lolis, MAGICAL, Manga, Minecraft, Protect, Protectors, Roleplay, Server, shotas, Small, STRONG, Supernatural

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where lolis are the key to protecting your precious hobbies! These small deities will fend off any bad actors trying to ruin your fun, but here’s the catch – the more fan service you give them, the stronger they become! Sorry shotas, you’re just not as effective in this realm.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a sprinkle of questionable fan service. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on, join us and let the lolis guide you to victory (and maybe a few awkward moments)!

AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!

anglo men, anglo saxon, AngloWarriorz, battle, Bravery, Chivalry, Combat, courage, fighters, heritage, History, Knights, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, mobs, pride, Protectors, Server, soldiers, strength, Traditional, Valor, Warriors

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Void Gems Collected:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	1008
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anglo men are warriors and sheep tremble in fear! Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride pigs into battle and duel with creepers using nothing but a carrot on a stick.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by anglo men in full diamond armor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

But beware, for there are rumors of a legendary player who can summon lightning storms with a flick of their wrist. Will you challenge them to a PvP battle or cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Let’s show the world that anglo men are the true warriors of Minecraft!

Elysian Shores

1.20.X, Clan Wars, Economy, Fly, in-game currency, multiplayer, non-p2w, PvP, Survival, Tournaments

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7736
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Survival Multiplayer | 1.20.x | PvP Clan Wars and tournaments!

Join to discover a non p2w experience featuring some usefull mechanics like /fly for free only using in game currency

ElysianShores.mysrv.us

Welcome to the Republic of Basovia, where the weather is modded and the computers are crafty!

Basovia, Choices, city, Community, computers, continent, Crafty, Development, discord server, Download, Dynmap, infos, Infrastructure, Ip:, ISLAND, join the discord, large city, Modded, Mods, Republic, Rural, sign pack, urbanization, weather

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Emeralds Found:	7087	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Basovia Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Kindof a placeholder?
Description	Basovia is a server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure. It is set on a 2km x 2km island/continent.
Links	Discord server Dynmap Mods download* Sign pack download*
IP	68.71.47.77:25793

* If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

FAQ

1. What is the main focus of Basovia server?

The main focus of Basovia server is development, urbanization, and infrastructure building.

2. How big is the island/continent on which the server is set?

The island/continent is 2km x 2km in size.

3. Can players choose to live in developed or rural areas?

Yes, players can choose to live in developed areas to help them grow or start a community in rural regions and build a large city away from developed areas.

4. Where can I download the required mods and sign pack?

You can download the mods and sign pack from the provided links in the overview section or join the server’s discord and download them from #infos channel.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, discipline, edging challenge, ejaculation control, erotic hypno, failed semen retention, impossible after day 5, meditation, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal development, self-control, semen retention, Server, sexual arousal, sexual energy, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, shibbydex, tantra, Willpower

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Buildings Constructed:	45	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Potions Brewed:	160
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Votes:	6798
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NipNop Minecraft Server

arousal, body image, body positivity, cultural norms, double standards, female nipples, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male nipples, Minecraft, NipNop, Nipples, objectification, Server, sexual attraction, sexual desire, Sexuality, Sexualization, social acceptance, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!

AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

AquaCraft, back pain, BEDROOM, Beds, comfort, design, Furniture, health, Home decor, innovation, mattress, Memory Foam, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, Relaxation, Retro, RIP, Sleeping, sleeping habits, Support, trends, vintage, Water, water beds

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

DimensionalBlindness

Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive limitations, Cognitive science, comprehension, Consciousness, DimensionalBlindness, EYES, higher dimensions, human perception, neural processing, Perception, processing, Reality, Scientific inquiry, sensory perception, spatial dimensions, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, visual cognition, visual perception

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!

imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!

we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.

if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!

BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

biomedical engineering, Blood Monitoring, Blood-Powered, Blood-Powered Chip, Bloodcraft, Chip, health, Health Innovation, health monitoring, health tech, health tracking., Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, monitor, novel, Novel Chip, real-time, Real-Time Monitoring, realtime, Technology, Wearable Health Devices, wearable tech

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Crops Grown:	8940
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net