Protective MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DemonSlayerMC SMP

Nezuko, Demon Slayer, Protective, emotional, Demons

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where drama unfolds like a soap opera and friendships are tested like never before. Join us if you want to be part of a community that takes Minecraft way too seriously, where alliances are formed and broken over the smallest of disagreements.

But beware, we have a strict “no crying waifus” policy. If you dare make Nezuko cry, you’ll have to face the wrath of our resident anime enthusiasts who will stop at nothing to defend her honor.

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, intense PvP battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Just remember, in this SMP, anything can happen – even your waifu getting into a fight with someone else’s waifu over who has the best pixel art.

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BabyBro20vs16

sibling, social norms, Protective, family, Stereotypes

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drama queen? Look no further than our server, where you can reenact the most epic showdowns like the one between me and my ex-best friend’s ex-boyfriend!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning debates like never before. Who knew that arguing about cleaning routines could lead to such intense name-calling and shade throwing? Plus, get ready to witness the ultimate showdown between a 16-year-old clean freak and a grown man who can’t seem to pull any girls.

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, come join us and witness the chaos unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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MallMishapCraft

toxic guilt, showdown, verbal harassment, department store, short temper

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t have to worry about creepy retail workers hitting on you in the mall bathrooms!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory without any unwanted advances from strangers. And hey, if you ever need backup, just call on your protective uncle to come to your rescue like a knight in shining armor.

So come on down to our server and leave the drama at the mall. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual retail worker to apologize to you on their knees for a change! Join now for a hilarious and drama-free gaming experience like no other.

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MomDaughterLoveCraft

break up, VALUES, relationship, family, JOKE

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your creepy boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and pixelated fun!

Our server is so awesome, even your protective boyfriend will want to join in on the action. But don’t worry, we have strict rules against any inappropriate behavior – like suggesting making videos of mom and daughter…yikes!

So come on over and let loose with us! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and leave all your worries behind – including that creepy boyfriend of yours.

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GratefulCraft: Longevity Boost!

aging, research, health benefits, mortality, emotional well being

join dis epic minecraft server where u can live longer just by playin! we got research that shows if u feel gratitude u can live foreva in dis virtual world. forget bout real life problems like heart attacks, cuz on dis server u protected by da power of gratitude! come join us and live 4eva in minecraft land, where u can build, explore, and be grateful for every block u place. come on, what u waitin for? join now and live foreva!

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ProfBlocker’s Minecraft Server

blocked, ProfBlockers, ranting, Protective, teasing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the professors are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected compliments and questionable behavior from your teachers.

Imagine logging on to build your dream world, only to have your professor pop up out of nowhere to comment on your hairstyle. Who knew tying your hair up could lead to such attention from a 24-year-old professor? But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some unsolicited dating advice! Our professors are always looking out for your love life, whether you asked for it or not. Who needs a dating app when you have a Minecraft server full of matchmaking educators?

So come join us on this crazy server where the lines between education and personal life are blurred, and where blocking your professor on social media is a totally valid move. Who knows, maybe your professor is just being kind…or maybe they’re secretly crushing on you. Either way, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

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SisSnitchedBlameGameCraft

Protective, Hyping, EXCITEMENT, awkward, trans woman

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to meet your long-lost siblings, uncover shocking lies, and navigate through awkward family reunions.

🤪 Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family. Who knew that a simple Minecraft server could lead to such a wild adventure of betrayal and deceit?

😎 Take on the role of the sibling caught in the middle of a family feud, where parents play favorites and secrets are revealed. Will you choose to support your sister or stand by your parents’ side? The choice is yours!

🤩 And don’t worry, we promise that our server is a drama-free zone (unlike this player’s family). Join us for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience, where the only thing you’ll be building is friendships. See you in the game!

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Nerissa vs Kiara: Cat Fight!

teamwork, DEFEND, Rushing, Unity, sisters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is where all the action is at! Picture this: Nerissa riding into battle on a majestic unicorn to defend her bestie Kiara from a horde of evil zombies. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, but it’s happening right here on our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, make new friends, and maybe even ride a unicorn yourself (unicorn not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and let the craziness begin!

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White Boy’s Hot Blocks

#readytodefend, White, STRONG, Powerful, Boys

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now and experience the thrill of running away from a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday afternoon activity!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Good Lawd Dat White Boy, who is rumored to have the biggest diamond sword in all of Minecraft history! Join now and witness his epic battles against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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Crafty Cougars: Where older boyfriends mine your heart away!

Understanding, Romantic, attentive, relationship, cougars

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of a strong, rugged Minecraft player to protect you from creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect virtual boyfriend to shower you with love and diamonds! Join now and let your pixelated romance blossom in ways you never thought possible. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a hunky Minecraft boyfriend to build with and protect you from all the virtual dangers of the blocky world? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity for pixelated love and adventure!

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