Protective Minecraft Servers

Protective

  • Smell911 – Wife & Aunt Drama

    Smell911 – Wife & Aunt Drama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as calling the fire department for a vinegar smell? Look no further! Join our server where every little mishap turns into a full-blown emergency response.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend accidentally spills their virtual coffee on the keyboard. Next thing you know, the in-game fire department is knocking down your virtual door to put out the non-existent flames. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the thrill of calling in a gas truck, ambulance, and firetruck for the most mundane incidents. Who needs a calm and collected gaming experience when you can have pure chaos at every turn?

    So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember to call a contractor first before you dial 911 for that mysterious smell of vinegar and nail polish. See you in the game, where every day is a virtual emergency!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisElopeCarNope

    SisElopeCarNope

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

    Picture this: your sister, Jess, asks to borrow your virtual Honda Civic for a weekend trip to a secluded cabin with her scandalous Minecraft lover. Will you lend her the car and risk potential trouble in the virtual world? The drama unfolds as you navigate through family uproar and accusations of being unsupportive.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous scenarios and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. From secret affairs to family backlash, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So, why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the hero of your own virtual drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TessCraft Minecraft Server

    TessCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of reading forbidden thrillers at a young age, just like our admin did! Our server is so wild, even borrowing a couple of those books will cause chaos with your family dynamics.

    But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your rebellious tendencies. We understand the struggle of dealing with divorce, alcohol, and drug problems at a young age, which is why we encourage you to let loose and have fun in our virtual world.

    So come on, join us and let your inner rebel out on our Minecraft server. Who knew reading thrillers could lead to such a crazy adventure?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

    CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

    BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WolfDogRanchNoKids

    WolfDogRanchNoKids

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pet protection to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with massive female wolf dogs who are more than just pets – they’re like family!

    Our server is like a ranch, complete with a big house, a huge backyard, and plenty of space to roam. But here’s the twist – we have a strict rule: no kids allowed because of the unpredictable nature of our wolf dogs. These dogs are extremely loyal, very protective, and honestly, they can be a bit intimidating if you don’t know them.

    Imagine the excitement of trying to survive and thrive in a world where these massive wolf dogs roam freely, ready to protect their territory at all costs. Will you be able to navigate through the challenges and prove yourself worthy of their trust?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of living on a ranch filled with majestic wolf dogs, where safety is our top priority and outrageous adventures await! Who needs kids at a family gathering when you have these fierce protectors by your side?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GymCraftFamLove

    GymCraftFamLove

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gym sessions where no one notices your gains? Join our Minecraft server where you can bond with your son while fighting off creepers and building your muscles! Our server is filled with big, gentle giants like my son who will protect you from any virtual dangers.

    Forget about your insecure husband worrying about what you wear to the gym, on our server, you can wear diamond armor and no one will dare to hit on you or grab your blocky butt. Plus, with all the pixelated women and men working out together, there’s no time for jealousy – everyone is focused on leveling up!

    So come join us on our server and show off your progress while spending quality time with your son. Trust us, no one will notice you in that way, except maybe the zombies trying to eat your brains. Don’t give up on your virtual gains, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BroSisCraft or StepSisDilemma

    BroSisCraft or StepSisDilemma

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server! We promise no family feuds, no demanding step-sisters, and definitely no personalized planner drama. Join us for a peaceful and fun gaming experience where the only thing you need to worry about is building the best virtual world possible! Plus, we guarantee our gifts to you will be way better than a $200 gift card to a store you don’t even like. So come on over and leave the family drama behind! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness #NoDramaAllowed

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBroDefense

    BlockyBroDefense

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

    Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CheaterMIL NoBabysit Minecraft Server

    CheaterMIL NoBabysit Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join now for a chance to witness scandalous affairs, heart attacks, and family secrets unfold right before your very eyes!

    Our server features a stepmom (52 F) who can’t seem to keep her hands off another man, even while her husband (60M) is on the brink of death. Watch as she sneaks around, sending naughty messages and taking secret golf trips with her lover, all while her poor husband is clueless.

    But that’s not all – there’s also a daughter caught in the middle, with her innocent bath time photos being shared with strangers. Will she ever be safe from the chaos that surrounds her family?

    Join our server now to witness all the juicy drama unfold, and maybe even help solve the mystery of who this mysterious lover really is. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP