LOLZ, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land where u can escape ur childhood neglect and become a rich mofo with a protective adult by ur side! Like, forget therapy, just play on dis server and all ur problems will disappear like a creeper in the sunlight. Plus, u can build ur own castle and rule over ur minions like a boss. So, what u waitin’ for? Join now and start livin’ ur best life in blocky paradise!
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NeglectCraft: Adulting Edition
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Heart Health Buffers – ThriveCraft
so, like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like, the key to protectin ur heart health, bro. like, positive experiences here will make u thrive even when u face adversity, like a freakin superhero. it’s like a shield against all the negative stuff that could mess with ur heart, man. join us and become invincible, like, seriously. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u fly like a majestic unicorn. no joke. come join us and be part of the heart-healthy, adversity-thriving, unicorn-flying squad. let’s do this! 🚀🦄💪 #minecraftgoals
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EmpathyCraft – Building Strong Relationships
LOL this server is like a marriage counselor for your Minecraft adventures! Join us and learn how to show empathy and emotional intimacy towards your fellow players. Protect your sense of intimacy when creeper explosions cause marital strain between you and your Minecraft spouse. Our server is like therapy, but with more diamonds and less talking. Come join us and build a strong relationship with your blocky partner!
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LootBoxLlamaCraft
so like, u know how u keep spending all ur diamonds on loot boxes and then u have nothing left for ur pickaxe? well guess what, this server is the answer to all ur problems! apparently, if u have autistic traits, u won’t overspend on loot boxes. so basically, join this server if u wanna save ur diamonds and still have a lit time mining and building. plus, we have this one player who built a whole castle out of dirt blocks and it’s actually pretty epic. so come join us and let ur autistic traits protect u from loot box overspending!
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BlockyKids Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we abuse is our addiction to building epic creations! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find your way inside, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Slayer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, the only thing we abuse here is our love for all things Minecraft!