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Protective Effects

  • Plant Based Protection

    Plant Based Protection
    so, like, this server is like a magical garden of protection against all the bad stuff that can happen to your body, man. like, if you eat lots of plants, you’ll be like superman or wonder woman, but in minecraft form. and get this, the protection is different for guys and gals, so everyone can benefit from joining this server.

    imagine being able to fight off all those chronic diseases just by munching on some virtual veggies and fruits. it’s like having a superpower, but without all the spandex and capes. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s basically a health spa for your minecraft character? it’s like getting a massage and a smoothie at the same time, but in blocky form.

    so come join us on this epic adventure of plant-based protection and see just how strong and healthy your minecraft self can become. who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal virtual life.

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  • Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

    Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

    our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

    join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

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  • Pandemic Parenting Prodigy

    Pandemic Parenting Prodigy
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where benevolent sexism is the key to survival! Our moms and dads are out here slaying zombies and building epic castles to protect their precious blocky children. Before the pandemic, our parents were all about that benevolent sexism, and it totally paid off during lockdown. Less stress, less strain, more epic gaming moments!

    But watch out, by the second lockdown, things got a little crazy. The protective effects of benevolent sexism were still strong for our dads, but our moms… well, let’s just say they started building giant pink houses with unicorns and rainbows everywhere. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of benevolent sexism). Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • MSvsAlzCraft: Brain Battle Edition

    MSvsAlzCraft: Brain Battle Edition
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on up in here! did u know dat playin on dis server can actually PROTECT u from gettin dat nasty Alzheimer’s disease? dat’s right, u heard me! we got da secret sauce to keep dem amyloid plaques away, all thanks to our magical MS patients who be holdin it down in dis virtual world. so come on over and join da fun, cuz ain’t no better way to fight off dem brain diseases than playin some blocky games with us! let’s get it, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #ProtectYoBrain #JoinDaCraze

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  • HypothalamusHeatstrokeCraft

    HypothalamusHeatstrokeCraft
    join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure like never before!!! imagine this: you are a rat in the hypothalamus, just minding your own business when suddenly BAM! exertional heatstroke hits you like a ton of bricks. but fear not, because on our server, you can undergo heat acclimation and become a super rat with protective powers beyond your wildest dreams.

    explore the depths of the hypothalamus, battle fierce enemies like evil neurons and rogue glial cells, and collect rare loot like protein power-ups and heat-resistant armor. with quantitative proteomics at your fingertips, you’ll have all the insights you need to conquer this crazy world and emerge victorious.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and let the madness begin! who knew being a rat in the hypothalamus could be so much fun?!

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