protective effect Minecraft Servers

Protective Effect

  • Dementia Defenders Server

    Dementia Defenders Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD UR OWN DEMENTIA-FREE WORLD! WE GOT ANTI-INFLAMMATORY BLOCKS THAT MAKE U SMARTER WITH EVERY CLICK! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF IBUPROFEN OR A FORTRESS OF ASPIRIN!

    OUR PLAYERS HAVE BEEN USING THESE BLOCKS FOR SO LONG, THEY CAN REMEMBER EVERY CREEPER THEY’VE EVER ENCOUNTERED! JOIN US AND SAY GOODBYE TO FORGETTING WHERE U PUT UR DIAMONDS!

    COME ON OVER AND BUILD UR WAY TO A SHARPER MIND! NO DEMENTIA HERE, JUST EPIC CRAFTING AND ENDLESS FUN!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Colon Protector

    Crafty Colon Protector

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the best thing since, like, diamonds in minecraft. we have, like, a magical enchantment that makes you invincible to creepers and, like, you can ride on a flying pig to explore the world. also, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and, like, a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of players you’ll ever meet. we have weekly build competitions where you can win, like, a real-life diamond sword. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

    CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vaxxed & Wacky Minecraft Server

    Vaxxed & Wacky Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more insane than our builds are the stories we tell! we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in riddles.

    we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts throw parties every night and you can join in on the fun if you can find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a creeper.

    but the real reason to join our server is because we have a magical potion that gives you the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs out of your eyes. trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

    so come on down to our server and see for yourself the crazy adventures waiting for you. just be careful not to anger the giant zombie pigman who guards the entrance, he’s not too keen on visitors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CocoaCraft: Heart-Healthy Fun!

    CocoaCraft: Heart-Healthy Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where you can munch on cocoa like a boss and become invincible! cocoa extract capsules will give you superpowers and protect you from all the baddies in the game. your total cholesterol will be like, “nah, i’m good” and your blood glucose will be like, “i got this.” join us and dominate the game with the power of cocoa!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OzempicCraft: Protecting Brains & Building Blocks!

    OzempicCraft: Protecting Brains & Building Blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven to make you smarter or something. Like, if you have type 2 diabetes and you take this medication called Ozempic, you’ll be like a genius in no time. Your brain will be so big, you’ll be able to outsmart all the creepers and zombies in the game. Plus, you’ll have a reduced risk of developing dementia, so you’ll never forget where you hid your diamonds. Join now and level up your brain power while building epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCapitalists Minecraft Server

    CraftyCapitalists Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know what else is rich? this MINECRAFT SERVER! we got diamonds for days, emeralds for weeks, and gold for years! join us and u will be swimming in virtual riches like the world’s 1% but without all the guilt! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure, u will gain $40 trillion in virtual currency! that’s right, u heard me! so come on down to the craziest, richest, most bonkers Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EhCraft: Drone Drama

    EhCraft: Drone Drama

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha so like, on this minecraft server, we got 2 canadians who got kicked out for causing chaos with drones! like, they were flying drones all over the place, causing mayhem and destruction. but don’t worry, we promise our drones are only for fun and games, not for getting kicked out of the olympics! join us for some crazy drone flying adventures and see if you can top the canadians’ shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lovebirds & Bug Booty

    Lovebirds & Bug Booty

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, join our epic Minecraft server where all the birds and bugs are straight up party animals, trying to get their freak on all night long! You’ll hear them chirping and buzzing like crazy as they try to impress their potential mates. It’s like a wildlife dating show, but in Minecraft! So come on over and witness the wildest love stories unfold right before your eyes (or ears, technically). Who knows, you might even pick up some tips for your own love life. Join now and experience the ultimate nature-themed dating show in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnitedGrove

    UnitedGrove

    New Minecraft Servers

    UnitedGrove is a economy based Minecraft survival server with cool custom plugins, friendly community, levels & skills, and more!

    play.unitedgrove.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP