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TrainWreckBoyfriendRescue
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where you can experience the thrill of narrowly avoiding danger just like this girl did with her boyfriend and the train track! Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while playing on our server. Grab your friends and join us for some heart-pounding excitement and questionable decision-making! Remember, safety first…unless it’s for the sake of a good story. -
NoWifeNoLife Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama-free building and crafting…unless you park your jeep in the garage! Our server is a safe haven for all players, except for those who refuse to listen to the rules (looking at you, jeep owners).Join us for a wild ride of arguments, passive-aggressive messages, and unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that a simple request to move a car could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
So come on in and experience the thrill of virtual garage disputes, all while trying to avoid getting on the wrong side of our players’ protective tendencies. And remember, if you want to avoid any in-game drama, just park your jeep outside. Trust us, it’s worth it.
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CraftyGrannyDaycareBan
Are you tired of your mother-in-law swooping in like a superhero to spend quality time with your baby at daycare? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious little one from unwanted visitors, like your mother-in-law who just can’t seem to stay away. Create a daycare in Minecraft where only you have the power to decide who gets to interact with your baby.
Don’t worry about fully grown women disrupting your daycare routine – on our server, you’re the boss! Plus, you can spend as much awake time with your virtual baby as you want, without any interference from pesky in-laws.
Join now and build a world where jealousy and frustration don’t exist – unless it’s jealousy over who has the coolest Minecraft daycare, of course!
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SisFrenGrieferNoRoom
Are you tired of having ungrateful guests trashing your virtual Minecraft house? Look no further, join our server and never deal with disrespectful players again!Picture this: you come back from a long day of mining and crafting, only to find someone has left a mess in your pixelated kitchen, used up all your virtual toiletries, and spilled something on your blocky couch. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we don’t tolerate that kind of behavior!
We had a player, let’s call her LaraCraft27, who thought it was okay to leave a trail of destruction wherever she went. But fear not, our fearless moderators swooped in like knights in shining armor and banished her to the Nether realm where she can think about her actions.
So, if you want a peaceful and drama-free Minecraft experience, join our server today! Say no to virtual house trashing and yes to building epic structures without the fear of someone messing it all up. Remember, on our server, your blocks are sacred!
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RSV Resistant Oldies – Vax Failures
so like, u know how some people are like, not great at fighting off germs and stuff? well, turns out some peeps who are like, older and had organ transplants are like, not getting the full protection from vaccines against RSV. like, what the heck, right? but like, on our server, we got u covered! come join us and build ur own immune system fortress to keep those pesky germs away! plus, we got like, virtual vaccines that actually work! so come join us and stay healthy while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft! -
NoBroNoShowCraft
Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe space where you won’t have to worry about your brother showing up high and causing a scene.We understand the importance of family support, but sometimes you just need a break from the drama. Our server is addiction-free and full of fun adventures for you and your kids to enjoy. Say goodbye to family dinners filled with uncertainty and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.
Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs family unity when you can have diamonds and dragons instead?


