Protectionism MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Put Tariffs On Chinese Imports Minecraft SMP

bring back manufacturing, Minecraft, Chinese imports, deport Mexicans, political beliefs

Are you tired of just mining and crafting in Minecraft? Do you want a server where you can truly make a difference in the virtual world? Well, look no further than our server! We have implemented tariffs on Chinese imports and deported all the Mexicans to bring back manufacturing in our virtual world. Why do Trump supporters want to work at a factory so much, you ask? Because here, you can mine for diamonds while also making America great again! Join us now and be a part of our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Minecraft SMP

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, trade war, economic impact, Economy, tradecucks

Are you tired of getting screwed over by tariffs and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing getting screwed is your enemies! Our server is like a virtual manufacturing industry, except instead of making widgets, you’re making epic builds and alliances. Don’t be a tradecuck, join us and see what real power feels like! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and memes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin! #TrumpCucksGetRekt #MinecraftMadness

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

2018-2019, job loss, Server, global trade, Tariffs

so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

The Great Wall of China Korea USA Minecraft SMP

international relations, protectionism, Competition, foreign policy, Great

Are you tired of being a smartphone villain? Join our Minecraft SMP and redeem yourself by building epic structures that will make even the gods of India jealous! We don’t tolerate colluding with evil corporations here, only pure creativity and fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical cow that shoots diamonds out of its udders. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show India that you’re ready to make amends through the power of blocks and pixels!

LumberCraft Minecraft Server

softwood lumber, Duty, international trade, lumber industry, import/export

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, imagine if the U.S. and Canada were fighting over softwood lumber in Minecraft, that’s how intense it is on this server. We’re talking about duty doubling, like what even is duty in Minecraft? But hey, if you wanna join a server where things get wild and woolly like a llama on a sugar rush, then this is the place for you. Come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

‘MuricaCraft Minecraft Server’

innovation, economic dominance, TRADE WARS, global market, Chinese

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Chinese semiconductors are so powerful they’ll make your diamond pickaxe jealous!

Join us and witness the epic battle between American trade wars and Chinese technological dominance. Will the redstone-powered machines of the East reign supreme, or will the land of the free and the home of the brave come out on top?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga! Join our server now and see why America just can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to trade wars. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than watching a herd of pigs try to swim in lava.

CraftyTurk40

trade war, vehicle imports, trade relations, import restrictions, customs duty

lol u kno wat u shud do instead of dealin wif turkey’s car drama? join this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own vehicles out of blocks! no need for tariffs or import fees, just pure creative freedom! plus, rumor has it that if u join, u get a special power-up that lets u drive a flying pig around the server. who needs real cars when u can have that kind of swag, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is where all the cool kids hang out. no turkey troubles here, just pure minecraft madness!

Crimson Ruze Adventures Unleashed

Hashtags, #userexperience, #SocialMediaStrategy, #TechIntegration, #WebIntegration

Join the Mind-Bending Chaos of JumbledCraft: Where Blocks Fall Upwards!

Welcome, brave soul! Here in JumbledCraft, reality is just a suggestion, a flickering light bulb in a potato sack! Prepare to embark on a journey unlike any other, or perhaps the same as every other, who can really tell anymore? Join us as we unravel the very fabric of existence with utterly unmatched madness. Is it the *greatest* or the *worst* server in the realm of Minecraft? You decide, if you still remember how to decide!

Feature	Description
Infinite Gravel	Gather endless gravels that morph into sentient beings who only speak in riddles!
Fishy Teleportation	Teleport to anywhere or anyWHEN! Warning: fish may invade your dreams.
Disappearing Sun	The sun will occasionally vanish, leaving only existential dread as your light source. Stay calm!
Melon Surprise	Every melon you eat could be a portal to quantum reality – or a regular melon. No way to know!
Nonexistent Dimensions	Travel through ‘dimensions’ that exist solely in the flip side of your sandwich!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server? A: Just close your eyes, spin around 27 times, and whisper your deepest secrets to a piece of obsidian. Easy!

Q: What are the rules of the server? A: There are no rules, but remember to always obey the glowing purple sandwich that watches from afar. Trust it!

Q: Can I bring friends? A: Friends, enemies, jellybeans—it’s all a mushy whirlpool of connection. But beware of the fish.

Random Quotes from the Unhinged

“I walked through the trees and suddenly became a mushroom.” – Unknown “I don’t even know where I am, but it feels familiar!” – Anonymous “Reality is an illusion, but pizza is forever.” – Mysterious Voyager

Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

dad humor, Minecraft, relatable dad jokes, brief dad jokes, classic dad jokes

🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

Dad’s Epic Toilet Quest

Quest, TOILET, Epic, Dads

🌍👾 Join the Ultimate Blocky Adventure! 👾🌍

Ever wondered what the real reason your dad has been missing in action on the toilet for three days straight? Spoiler alert: he’s mining diamonds in the world’s most insane Minecraft server, where even the creepers hold family reunions!

💩 Why Join Us? Because Dad’s Bathroom Chronicles Are Just the Tip of the Iceberg! 💩

The Legendary Loo of Lavatorial Legends: Rumor has it that if you brave the enchanted Throne of Tinkling, which mysteriously appears in the washrooms, you’ll unlock the power to summon Elder Dads—the mythical beings who provide unlimited tips on grilling, fixing leaky faucets, and other dadly wisdom!
Infinite Emoji Crafting: Collect epic resources to craft… Emoji Potions! Turn your blocky friends into magical, 3D emoticons that can dance their way through any creeper invasion, spreading confusion instead of destruction. 😂
Epic Toilet Time Events: Experience “Sht Happens Sundays,” where players can race against the clock to flush out the competition in an exhilarating bathroom battle arena! First to escape the porcelain plunge wins a Golden Plunger of Doom*! (Warning: may cause severe laughter.)
The Great Dad Off: Join forces with other players to compete in the annual “Who Can Build the Best Bathroom?” contest! With ridiculous rewards like the Bidet of Infinite Water and the Mop of Mystical Mopping, your design will be talked about for ages… or at least until the next server update!
Craft Your Own Dad Jokes: Gather ingredients for crafting the most outrageous dad jokes in-game. Make other players groan as you hit them with “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the Nether!” and be crowned the ultimate dad joker of the blocky realm!
Lava Leaks & Pizza Peaks: Uncover the secret underground chambers where your dads have been plotting to combine two of their favorite things: building with lava and ordering pizza! Filled with tragic tales of sauce, cheese, and flaming blocks, the lore is too good to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Your dad needs you to join before the toilet paper runs out! Dive headfirst into the wacky, wonderful, and wholly ridiculous world of Minecraft madness—because every crafting table has a story, and every toilet has a tale! 🚽✨

Join now for the cleanest fun you’ve ever had (and yes, the puns are guaranteed)!