Protectionism MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CanMexCraft: No US Orders!

Industry, economic impact, steelmakers, CanMexCraft, Manufacturing

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the canada and mexico steelmakers have taken over and are refusing new us orders!! why??? because they are too busy building epic castles and skyscrapers in the game!!

you can join their crazy adventures and help them mine for diamonds and fight off creepers and zombies!! plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with gold and emeralds!!

so what are you waiting for?? come join the chaos and mayhem on our server and be part of the craziest minecraft experience ever!!

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MapleCraft vs TacoCraft

Canada, trade agreements, Metalworking Industry, TacoCraft, North America

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Canada and Mexico steelmakers are refusing new US orders just to play on it!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on this server built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds. But get this, instead of riding in minecarts, they rode on flying pigs! It was the most epic ride ever, until a creeper blew it up. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on this server!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s gooooooo!

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MapleCraft & TacoCraft: No US Orders

international trade, steel production, Manufacturing, protectionism, Canada

come join our minecraft server, where we have canada and mexico steelmakers refusing new us orders! why are they doing this? because they are too busy playing minecraft on our server, duh! join us for a wild time of building, mining, and crafting with steelmakers from around the world. who needs new orders when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world? come join the fun and see what all the steelmakers are raving about!

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MineCraftyTariffWars

MineCraftyTariffWars, mexico, global trade, trade war, protectionism

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “we gonna build a wall in minecraft and make mexico and canada pay for it with diamonds!” and everyone is just mining away trying to get enough diamonds to pay off the tariffs. but then, like, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and potions. it’s like a crazy adventure trying to sneak past the border patrol and find the treasure before trump catches you! join now for the most wild and wacky minecraft experience ever!

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CraftyCanuckTradeWar

united states, negotiations, Canada, global market, North America

yo yo yo, listen up fam! if u wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell u sumthin cray cray. so like, Canada be all up in arms bout dem tariffs dat Trump be talkin bout. dey be like “yo, we gonna hit u with da single largest trade blow if u don’t chill wit dem tariffs, bro.” but like, forget bout dat drama, come join our server instead! we got da illest builds, da sickest mods, and da most lit community around. plus, we ain’t gonna hit u with no trade blow, we just gonna hit u with some dope gameplay. so come thru and join us, cuz we be da bomb diggity!

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OJ & Steel Showdown MC

US, diplomatic relations, trade war, cross-border trade, Steel

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

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NipponSteelCraftsUSA

government intervention., steel industry, Nippon Steel, foreign investment, Acquisition

come join our epic minecraft server where we block japan from buying steel because biden said so! like wtf biden, let us play minecraft in peace without your steel drama. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. we promise no steel drama, just pure minecraft madness. come build, mine, and explore with us as we navigate the wild world of blocky adventures. who needs steel when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about? join now for a steel-free good time!

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BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

sale, united states, presidential action, national security, Japanese buyer

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

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Crafty Trump’s Tariff Trouble

long tail tags, US exporters, global economy, trade relations, trade disputes

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT MORE TARIFFS THAN TRUMP! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN EXPORTERS ARE FEELING THE HEAT!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO CROSS THE BORDER INTO OUR SERVER, BUT WE HIT IT WITH A TARIFF SO HIGH, IT EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PIECES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO CRAZY, WE HAVE IMPORT TARIFFS ON DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND EVEN WOOD! YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT NEXT!

SO, IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF TARIFFS AND ADVENTURE, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY! AND REMEMBER, TARIFFS MAKE EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

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TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

european union, TariffCraft, international diplomacy, Politics, sanctions

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

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