Protectionism MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TrumpTariffTakedown

trump, Economy, North America, Government, export

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server! it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate instead of diamonds.

oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill and just want everyone to have a good time.

plus, our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding giant chickens and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. it’s like, total chaos but in the best way possible.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness, join our server now! you won’t regret it, dude. just watch out for those sneaky llamas…they’re always up to something.

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TariffCraft Minecraft Server

international relations, business secretary, Government, US, Business

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down here.

we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. and if you can find it, you get to keep all the loot and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

plus, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a wild west showdown, but with pixelated monsters.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a giant dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off? it’s epic, trust me.

so, like, join now before you miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that this server has to offer. you won’t regret it, i promise.

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EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

Tariffs, tariff, negotiations, european union, protectionism

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed a whole village. it was wild, man. and like, another time, we had a massive treasure hunt where the prize was a diamond block the size of a house. people were diggin’ like crazy, it was nuts.

and like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic battles ever. we’re talkin’ dragons vs. robots vs. unicorns vs. zombies. it’s a total free-for-all, and it’s freakin’ awesome. plus, we have the best parties with fireworks and cake and llamas wearing top hats. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. you won’t regret it, we promise. just watch out for the giant chickens, they can be a bit feisty.

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CraftyMetalTariffs

international trade, Tariffs, protectionism, Decision making, Manufacturing

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more tariffs than trump on steel and aluminum imports, even from canada! why? because our server is so lit, it needs extra protection from foreign materials trying to steal our diamonds and gold! plus, our villagers are so shady, they need to be kept in check with some heavy taxes. join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our economy gone wild! #minecraft #tariffs #trumpwho

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CraftyTariffLand

tariffs on Canada, trade agreements, Canada, policy, trade war

so, like, u know what’s better than tariffs? joining our amaze minecraft server, duh! we got more fun than a llama in a minecart, i swear. like, u can build the most epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. and the best part? all players get a free enchanted diamond sword just for joining. so come on over and join the fun, before the creepers blow it all up, lol!

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FarmCraft AutoZone Minecraft Server

trump, Economy, global economy, FarmCraft, protectionism

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we grow giant carrots and ride pigs around like they’re race cars.

plus, like, we got this crazy story where Japan is like, freaking out cuz Trump put reciprocal tariffs on their farm goods and autos, and now they’re all trying to trade with us in Minecraft instead. it’s like, a total mess, but also kinda hilarious.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure and trade giant carrots with Japan, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me.

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CraftyTrumpTiffs

tariff row, frayed, CraftyTrumpTiffs, leadership, Diplomacy

So, like, this server is totally lit, dude. It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna escape from all that drama between US and Canada about tariffs and stuff. Like, Trump made something snap in us, you know? But on this server, we don’t care about that. We just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time.

Join us if you wanna be part of a community that’s all about having fun and not getting caught up in all that political nonsense. Plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was founded by a group of llamas who escaped from a circus and decided to start their own Minecraft world. It’s wild, man.

So come on over and join the llama revolution. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. What more could you ask for? Let’s build some epic stuff together, dude.

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BrickUnityCraftEU

Politics, Négotiation, Defence, Leaders, Economy

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against trump’s tariffs with unity and determination like the EU leaders in Brussels! we discuss defence and security while building epic structures and battling mobs. join us for a wild ride of adventure and camaraderie as we take on the world, one block at a time!

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WTOcraft: China vs Trump

economic conflict, international trade, trump, economic policy, global economy

so u know how trump be all like “imma put tariffs on china” and china be all like “nah fam, we ain’t havin’ that”? well now china be hittin’ back and complainin’ to the WTO like “yo, this ain’t fair, trump be trippin’”. but guess what? on this minecraft server, we don’t care ’bout no tariffs or complaints, we just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. join us and escape all that drama, build a giant panda statue or a great wall of china replica, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the political nonsense and just chill with your fellow gamers. come join us and let’s build a better world, one block at a time. #minecraftforlife #notariffshere #chinahitsback

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CraftyTradeWarCraft

import/export, political tensions, Tariffs, diplomatic relations, trade dispute

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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