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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9246 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 350 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.
also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.
plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.
so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.
