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ZenlessMC – Zero Zone Funny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

2. Our agents, Caesar King and Burnice White, are on a mission to make sure you have the most epic gaming experience ever. They’ll even join you in-game to fight off creepers and build epic structures.

3. Have you seen our newest trailer/teaser/character demo? It’s so epic, it’ll make you want to join our server just to experience the madness for yourself.

4. Our current signal search event is like a treasure hunt on steroids. Find the Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot before time runs out and win epic rewards that will make your friends jealous.

5. Stay tuned for more crazy events coming your way. We’ve got plans for a “First-Class Customer Service” event that will blow your mind. Who knew customer service could be so epic?

6. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you in-game goodies like never before. Use codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK to unlock secret treasures that will make your Minecraft experience even more insane.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PhaseConnectMC – The Black Company of Minecraft SMP

abusive management, Black, black company, CEO, Company, company reputation, corporate culture, discrimination allegations, employee complaints, employee mistreatment, hostile work environment, HR issues, Minecraft, mistreatment of employees, negative workplace behavior, phase connect, PhaseConnectMC, problematic leadership, racial discrimination, racism, smp, toxic work environment, unethical behavior, verbal assault, workplace discrimination

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Zombie Dances:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
New Chunks Explored:	150133	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Emeralds Found:	7325	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Sure, our CEO may have a reputation for verbally assaulting players, but that’s just because he’s so passionate about the game (and maybe a little too much redstone dust). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who needs a peaceful survival experience when you can have drama, intrigue, and the occasional llama stampede? Come join us at Phase Connect for a Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember to watch out for flying pigs…

LifeChangingMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience life-changing moments every day! Whether it’s accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT or discovering a secret underground treasure trove filled with diamonds, this server is full of surprises that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! So come join us and be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

PixelJoyLand

daily delights, daily happiness, everyday bliss, everyday contentment, everyday happiness, everyday joy, happiness in small moments, joy in the mundane, little moments of happiness, little things, little things that bring joy, moments of happiness, PixelJoyLand, simple joys, simple joys of life, simple pleasures, small joys, small moments of joy, small pleasures, small sources of joy, tiny joys

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Animals Bred:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchantments Applied:	202	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Do you know what brings me immense joy? Joining our Minecraft server and discovering a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers! Yes, you heard that right. Not only do we have epic build battles and treasure hunts, but we also have a community of friendly players who love to prank each other with exploding sheep. So come join us and experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Administrative duties, Administrative office, Army, border security, Conflict Resolution, Defense, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, SECURITY, Server, strategic location, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine army has set up an administrative office in the kursk region!! why, u ask? well, they needed a break from fighting wars and decided to relax by playing minecraft instead. now u can join them in their epic adventures, building bases and fighting off creepers together. who knew war could be so fun in blocky form?! come join the madness now!!

SudzhaCraft: Zelensky’s Revenge

Capture, Conflict, current affairs, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, Military, News, Politics, Revenge, russia, Russian town, Sudzha, SudzhaCraft, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3490
Dragon Eggs Found:	9673	Crops Grown:	3417
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we conquer towns like zelensky conquers russian towns! we have captured the town of sudzha in kursk oblast and now we are unstoppable! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we take over the minecraft world one town at a time. plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

BrainCraftMC: ALS Edition

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1573	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s liek the holy grail of minecraft servers. u can build ur own castle, ride a dragon, and even battle a giant chicken boss.

but wait, there’s more! our server has the longest lasting brain-computer interface for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. u can control ur character with ur mind, no need for pesky keyboards or mice. it’s the future, dude.

join us now and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

I need a herd of goats to create a sorta plain Jane whitelist server

Create, Goats, HERD, jane, Plain, Semi Vanilla, Server, sorta, survival factions Skyblock prison creative minigames economy PvP RPG roleplay factions towny skywars bedwars parkour custom adventure hardcore skygrid factions, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Theme	Vanilla+
Languages	Russian, English
Age	16 years old
Discord	kotokott

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
1. What is the server theme?	The server theme is Vanilla+, which means it is a slightly modified version of the vanilla Minecraft experience.
2. What languages do you speak?	I can speak both Russian and English.
3. How old are you?	I am 16 years old.
4. How can I join the Discord server?	You can join by using the username kotokott on Discord.

AthleteCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, active lifestyle, AthleteCraft, athletes, athletic performance, determination, discipline, Endurance, Exercising, Fast, FITNESS, health, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, physical strength, self improvement, Server, SPEED, sports, STRONG, Training, wellness

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of your mom roasting you for not being as strong and fast as athletes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate virtual athlete! Run, jump, and mine your way to victory while proving your mom wrong in the most epic way possible. Who needs real exercise when you can just exercise your gaming skills instead? Join now and show your mom who’s boss!

GGamerGaterNick and the SMP Journalists – Minecraft SMP Edition

black niggerman, blackrock, bribes, Edition, ESG, far right nazis, game journalists, GamerGate, gamergate 2.0, gamergaters, gaming media, GGamerGaterNick, Jews, Journalists, left, Minecraft, Minorities, Nick, positive coverage, rat in the room, redditors of /v/, sexist incels, smp, sweet baby, toxic revisionists

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dimension Hops:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, scandalous accusations, and epic battles against the evil forces of Sweet baby, blackrock, and ESG!

We’ve got a community of players who aren’t afraid to speak their minds, even if it means being called sexist incels, toxic revisionists, or far-right Nazis who hate minorities. And let’s not forget about GamerGate 1, GamerGate 2.0, and the never-ending quest to expose the rats in the room (literally and figuratively).

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server where anything can happen and where the jews in your gaming media can’t be trusted, then come on down to our SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, the left may try to bury us, but we’ll never stop fighting for the truth. See you in the game, redditors of /v/!