🔥protecting children Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PrankBanLand

Birthday Party, birthday prank, blended family, child safety, DAUGHTER, family boundaries, family drama, family gatherings, family relationships, father in-law, Gender Reveal, hurtful jokes, in-laws, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PrankBanLand, Pregnancy, protecting children, social media backlash, Son

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think it’s funny to ruin birthday parties and make hurtful jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted guests, like your crazy MIL who thinks it’s okay to smash cake in your child’s face. And don’t worry about gender reveal parties, because on our server, everyone is welcome to celebrate without fear of backlash from insane relatives.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or hot wax incidents! Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and build a world where only good vibes exist. See you in the game!

ExMIL-Excluded Adoption Fun!

adoption, aita, bio father, blended family, child custody, child’s wellbeing, co parenting, Communication, court order., Divorce, Ex-MIL, ExMILExcluded, family conflict, family dynamics, Fun, husband adoption, legal adoption, new girlfriend, protecting children, Safety concerns, step-parenting, visitation rights

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Emeralds Found:	9536
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you ready to navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and legal battles? Join us as we embark on a journey of adoption, deceit, and overbearing ex-MILs.

Witness the epic showdown between a neglectful ex-husband, a devoted new husband, and a meddling ex-MIL who just can’t seem to mind her own business.

Will our protagonist be able to protect her child’s wellbeing amidst the chaos? Only time will tell on this thrilling Minecraft server adventure.

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the drama happening in the chat. Don’t miss out on the action – join our server now!

””Blocky Brits Minecraft Server””

blocky, British accents, British architecture, British castles, british comedy, British countryside, british culture, british food, British heritage, British History, british humor, British landmarks, British lifestyle, British Monarchy, british monarchy history, British royalty, british slang, british television, British traditions, Brits, Castle, mash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Votes:	3153	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old castles and dragons? Well, look no further because our server, “Mash Castle Edition,” is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our castle is made entirely out of mashed potatoes, and our king is a giant talking potato named Spudrick. He may look starchy, but he’s actually a pretty cool dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato Knights, a group of warriors who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes. They may sound silly, but trust us, you do not want to mess with them.

So come on down to “Mash Castle Edition” and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a potato-themed dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Kekistan Minecraft SMP Land

Army, controversial opinions, extremism, extremist groups, funding, geopolitical tensions, global conflict, international relations, Invasion, Kekistan, Land, Military Funding, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Political unrest, radical ideologies, smp, Syria, third world, US, War Tactics, world politics

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	468235
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in world domination through blocky warfare! Join us as we gather our army of pixelated warriors and conquer lands like never before. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic battles in the virtual realm?

Our server is the perfect place for those who have dreams of leading armies and taking over the world. We even have funding for our conquests, so you can rest assured that your war efforts will be well supported.

So come join us and let’s show those third world shitholes who’s boss in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Let’s turn the virtual world into our playground for chaos and mayhem!

DorfCraft

Adventure, balance, classic, Community, DorfCraft, Economy, extensions, Fun, Gaming, Helpful, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Small, Survival, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to DorfCraft – your new adventure awaits! Are you looking for a server that offers the perfect balance between classic vanilla feel and helpful extensions? Then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is more than just a place to play – it creates a small, welcoming community where everyone is welcome.

dorfcraft.online

PixelPals – Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, PixelPals, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Server, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	252399	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the fun with our crazy crew of characters! From Lia the Ashelia to Utatane the Nasa, we’ve got a lineup that’s more stacked than a tower of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to witness epic battles between Hakushika Iori and Fujikura Uruka as they fight for the title of Minecraft Master. And don’t forget about Shisui Michiru, who’s known for building the most jaw-dropping structures this side of the End Portal.

Need a break from all the action? Hang out with Pipkin Pippa and Tenma Maemi for some chill vibes and hilarious antics. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of surviving a night in the wild with Dizzy Dokuro and Jelly Hoshiumi – just don’t forget your enchanted armor!

With so many characters to choose from, like Remilia Nephys and Chisaka Airi, you’ll never run out of adventures to embark on. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dlg/ Deadlock General

505168552, advanced movement guide, bot matches, Deadlock, deadlock general, dlg, Edition, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, pick rate, public item builds, report bugs, sandbox mode, smp, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	154878	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pick rate is off the charts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Want to join the fun? Simply post your Steam profile and ask for an invite. Just make sure to accept that friend request – we don’t have time for any shenanigans!

Looking to git gud? Dive into the tutorial, test out different heroes in sandbox mode, and check out some public item builds. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on some bot matches for a real challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the insider info, or dive into our New Player Guide for some pro tips. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, take a peek at our Advanced Movement Guide for some next-level strats.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Epic Elin’s Crafty Minecraft Server

COOLDOWN, Crafty, Elin, Elins, Epic, forum behavior, forum etiquette, Gaming Community, gaming community rules, gaming culture, Gaming discussion, gaming forum, hot new game, hot presence, Minecraft, mmorpg, New thread., online etiquette, online gaming, Server, thread creation., thread management, thread moderation, V, video game forum

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	853
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	9701
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crops Grown:	2575	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server has such a hot /v/ presence that even the creepers are posting memes in the chat. And get this – there’s a cooldown to make a new thread in our forums, but none of you do it because you’re all too busy building epic structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to mine diamonds, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our crazy community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /crg/ – Creeper Rave Gang

Android Apps, carrier variants, creeper, CRG, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checker, Gang, general, iPhone, Minecraft, open source, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, rave, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, upcoming models

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Potions Brewed:	93	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	6740	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Towns Built:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

Are you tired of boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes at all times. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what will happen next!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CloudMC Lifesteal

Adventure, alliances, Challenges, Community, custom events, Domination, Intense battles, Journey, lag-free performance, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, Perks, powerful servers, PvP, Some related tags that are not part of this Minecraft server could be: PvP, unique items, Vibrant Community, warrior

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	628650	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Farms Harvested:	871	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

**CloudMC – Your Ultimate Lifesteal Adventure!**

Welcome to **CloudMC**, the ultimate destination for Minecraft adventurers! Dive into our **Lifesteal server**, where every fight matters and every heart counts. Engage in intense PvP battles, form alliances, and dominate the leaderboards as you steal hearts and rise to the top.

But that’s not all – CloudMC is packed with **exciting features** to keep the gameplay fresh and fun: Custom events and challenges Unique items and perks A vibrant community of players Lag-free performance on our powerful servers

Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or just starting your journey, CloudMC has something for everyone. Join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

play.cloudmc.in:25675

Crafty Advice Minecraft Server

advice, child support, cousin, Crafty, Cultural differences, family, family dynamics, Gypsy, hit on, international travel, legal implications, long lost relatives, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal boundaries, POL, relationship, Romania, Server, single father, States, taboo, Visit

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	226	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Dimension Hops:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my family tree? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like my love life. Join us and experience the thrill of dodging child support while exploring a world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love with a distant cousin from Romania – after all, stranger things have happened in my family! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Hell of a Minecraft SMP Life

A, ai, Assistant, comma separated, description, Generate, Hell, hell of a life, It’s, its a hell of a life, keyword, Life, list, long tail tag, Minecraft, phrase, smp, Tag, tags, up to 20

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	49	Ores Mined:	1835
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you dare for a wild ride through a world filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. But be warned, the base is guarded by a pack of ruthless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Chicken Whisperer.” Rumor has it that this mysterious figure can communicate with chickens telepathically and has an army of feathered friends at their beck and call.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” a structure built entirely out of TNT that players must cross to reach the other side. Will you make it across unscathed, or will you fall victim to a fiery explosion?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen.