🔥Protecting Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airspace, Alliance, Andrzej Duda, Conflict, Crisis, debates, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nato, Protecting, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Skies, SOVEREIGNTY, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Farms Harvested:	668	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Divine Spears Created:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5306

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also dragons and zombies.

u can build ur own castle and protect it from evil creepers and skeletons. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs from ur hands like a wizard.

oh and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and diamonds? yea, u heard me right.

so come join us and be a part of dis crazy adventure where anything is possible. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.

OzempicCraft: Protecting Brains & Building Blocks!

blocks, brain health, Brains, building, chronic condition, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia, diabetes management, diabetic patients, glucagon-like peptide-1 agonists, health, insulin resistance, Medical, medication, neurology, ozempic, OzempicCraft, Protecting, protective effect, reduced risk, research, study, Treatment, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Yo, so like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven to make you smarter or something. Like, if you have type 2 diabetes and you take this medication called Ozempic, you’ll be like a genius in no time. Your brain will be so big, you’ll be able to outsmart all the creepers and zombies in the game. Plus, you’ll have a reduced risk of developing dementia, so you’ll never forget where you hid your diamonds. Join now and level up your brain power while building epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft!

VaxCraft: Protecting Kids from Asthma!

asthma, asthma attacks, asthma control, asthma management, asthma prevention, childhood vaccinations, children, children’s health, Covid vaccination, Covid vaccine, inoculation, Kids, preventive measures, Protecting, Protection, public health, Reductions, research, respiratory health, study, Symptoms, VaxCraft, viral illness, viral infections

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Towns Built:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of covid vaccines can protect you from asthma attacks in the game! our research shows that getting vaccinated in minecraft can actually reduce your virtual asthma symptoms and prevent you from getting sick in the game! join now and level up your health stats with our magical vaccines, because who knew that protecting yourself from a global pandemic could also make you a minecraft pro?! don’t miss out on this groundbreaking discovery, join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate asthma-free gamer!

Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

assets, BLOCK, Cock, Protecting

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mines Excavated:	3860	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Runes Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

Crafty Condoms: Protecting your blocks since 2009

always, birth control, blocks, condom reminder, condoms, Contraception, Crafty, health reminder, healthy choices, Prevention, Protecting, Protection, reminder, responsible behavior, safe habits, safe intercourse, safe practices, safe relationships, safe sex, sexual health, sexual safety, STD prevention, Use

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Zombie Dances:	2	Towns Built:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. – We have a secret underground base where we throw the most epic parties with creepers as DJs. – Our diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself is jealous. – The villagers in our server have a secret society that worships Steve as their god. – We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with a pit stop at the WITHER boss for a quick selfie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, always use condoms… I mean, always use your diamond sword responsibly!

PantsPoopinMinecraftSMP

Accidents, awkward encounters, awkward situations, bathroom mishaps, bodily fluids, bodily functions, Bowel Movements, embarrassing confessions, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing questions, funny stories, humiliating moments, messy situations, PantsPoopinMinecraftSMP, personal hygiene, poop stories, public embarrassment, toilet humor, unexpected accidents, unexpected incidents

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9253	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of shitting your pants in a virtual world! Our server is so intense, you’ll forget to go to the bathroom in real life. From dodging creepers to accidentally falling into lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive without changing your pants!

BlockbusterQuotes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether! And if that’s not enough, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena. Plus, our players have been known to spontaneously break out into epic movie quote battles. So come join us and see if you can top the greatest movie quote of all time…or at least try not to get lost in our maze of llama stables!

CraftyGirlfriends

best friends, BFF’s, Bonding, Companionship, CraftyGirlfriends, emotional connection, female empowerment, friendship, gateway drug, girl friends, Girlfriends, Intimacy, love, loyalty, platonic love, relationships, Sisterhood, soulmates, Support, Trust, Women

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got girl friends who will make u their girlfriend. it’s like a magical love potion but in blocky form. come build a castle with ur new bae and live happily ever after in the pixelated sunset. plus, we have a secret underground disco where u can dance the night away with ur virtual boo. so what are u waiting for? join now and find ur true love in the world of blocks and creepers.

GazaGraveyardMC Server

bodies found, CASUALTIES, conflict escalation, Conflict Resolution, deceased, gaza conflict, Gaza operations, GazaGraveyardMC, humanitarian crisis, identification ongoing, idf, international news, Israeli defense forces, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, ongoing investigation, search and rescue, Server, tragic discovery, Victims, war zone

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Magic Items Found:	3103

come join our epic minecraft server where we find bodies during gaza operations and try to identify them while building epic structures and battling creepers! it’s a wild ride of adventure and mystery, you never know what you’ll find next! join now for the ultimate thrill of a lifetime!

MineCraftBeautism

attractiveness bias, beautism, beauty standards, belief system, body image, cultural ideals, IMPORTANCE, MineCraftBeautism, new study, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical beauty, self esteem, self worth, self-importance, self-perception, self-perception theory., social emphasis, social status, societal norms, societal values

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

hey u, ya u, r u tired of playin on boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well come join our server where only the most physically attractive players are allowed! that’s right, if u think ur hot stuff, then u belong here!

we got beautism runnin wild on our server, where physical beauty is worshipped like a diamond block. if u think ur important and wanna show off ur social status, then this is the place for u. join now and be surrounded by other gorgeous players who will make u feel like the belle of the ball!

come on, don’t be shy! show off that pixelated beauty and join our server today. who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate among our stunning community. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the beautism take over!

PajeetCraft Minecraft Server

America, anglosphere, biden, Candidate, elected, england, Female candidates, humiliation ritual, ireland, kamala, leader, Minecraft, Nikki Haley, Pajeet leader, PajeetCraft, Poos, Position, Republican candidate, ritual, Server, trump, unpopular, Votes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	71

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Pajeet takeover is in full swing! Join us as we build a world where all leaders are Pajeet, from England to Ireland and even the United States.

But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “Pajeet Power Hour” where players can only use Pajeet-themed items, and “Pajeet Olympics” where we compete in ridiculous challenges to see who is the ultimate Pajeet champion.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and Pajeet domination. Who needs normal leaders when you can have Pajeet rulers running the show? See you in the game, Pajeet pals!

Minecraft SMP – /DBS/ – /Treasure/ – Dragon Block Super

action, Adventure, Androids, Anime, BLOCK, BULMA, Bulmazuri, dbs, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., FANTASY, Frieza, goku, Manga, Minecraft, Namek Saga, Saiyan Saga, Shenron, smp, Super, Super Saiyan, Treasure, Vegeta

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	872995
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	4821

Welcome to Bulmazuri, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing pandas. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you through your journey on the server. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to access it. Good luck!

4. Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with flamingo pigmen and lava water slides. Just make sure you bring sunscreen!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes. Use them wisely!

So what are you waiting for? Join Bulmazuri today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FamilyDramaCraft

abusive behavior, Assertiveness, disrespectful behavior., family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, Family Values, FamilyDramaCraft, Gaslighting, Gender Roles, mental health, Misogyny, patriarchal attitudes, Self Respect, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, standing up, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, misogynistic jokes, and family feuds that will make you question your sanity.

Witness abusive behavior that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family dynamics. Watch as players talk over each other, shut each other down, and make outrageous statements just for the fun of it.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing backlash from your own family. Join our server and show them who’s boss, just like our players do every day.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

LifeChangingAdvice – Minecraft SMP

advice, Breakthrough, empowerment, growth mindset., inspiration, life changing, life lessons, LifeChangingAdvice, mindset change, mindset shift, mindset transformation, Minecraft, motivation, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, success mindset, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of chaos and hilarity! Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond-encrusted chicken who roams the land, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see where the llamas lead you!

CraftyFreedom

civil liberties, constitutional rights, CraftyFreedom, Democracy, equality, freedom, freedom of assembly, freedom of expression, freedom of religion, freedom of speech, fundamental rights, HUMAN RIGHTS, individual rights, Justice, most important, personal autonomy, political rights, right to privacy, right to protest, right to vote, social freedom

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	4210	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom of building, crafting, and trolling your friends! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? No one’s stopping you! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). So come join us and discover what true freedom feels like in the world of blocks and pixels!