Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?
Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
Picture this: you, a brave warrior, charging into battle alongside your fellow players to save the damsel in distress, sweet /lit/. The beacon of distress is glowing, the cries for help are getting louder, and it’s up to us to save the day!
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure to protect our sisterly board, /lit/. Who knows what crazy shenanigans and epic battles await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Land Protection | Stops griefers and raiders from destroying your creations |
| Chat Tags | Show some flare in chat with unique tags |
| Homes | Save your base location for easy teleportation |
Discord: https://discord.gg/fqHk39P8gh
Whitelist: On (for now)
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server currently open? | The server is under development, check our discord for updates. |
| How do I protect my land? | Use the land protection feature to stop griefers and raiders. |
| Can I use custom chat tags? | Yes, show some flare in chat with unique chat tags. |
| How do I set a home location? | Save your base location with the homes feature for easy teleportation. |
we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂
if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!
SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!
Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.
So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.
Don’t worry about leaving your mom behind on her couple trips, here you can create your own adventures and never have to deal with guilt trips again. Plus, who needs real-life vacations when you can travel to far-off lands in Minecraft and slay dragons with your buddies?
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that don’t involve awkward family conversations or guilt trips. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server – because here, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
Secondly, our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.
And last but not least, joining our server gives you the chance to participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. So forget about buying a mansion or a sports car – come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams!
| Welcome to NorthSMP |
|---|
| Reason to join our SMP Small Supportive Community Pvp And Raiding Allowed |
| We always Take feedback AND suggestions Invite your friends so this server grows |
| World Border is 75000×75000 and will be increased later down the line if we get more players TpRandom To up to 2000 blocks Owners And general managers will be playing we be just another player if any bugs happen or something you need IF you like we can set up a name for your team if you like and it displays on your name tag |
| Server IP: NorthSMP.funserver.top |
| Port: 25598 (25598 for bedrock) |
| Discord: https://discord.gg/KgegaDED5H |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server even if I am new to Minecraft? | Yes, all players are welcome, regardless of experience level. |
| Are there any rules I need to follow on the server? | Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server. |
| Is PvP and raiding allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP and raiding are allowed, but please be respectful of other players. |
| How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server? | You can share your feedback and suggestions in the Discord server linked above. |
| Can I invite my friends to join the server? | Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to help the server grow. |
Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where your virtual girlfriend breaks up with you for not being able to drive her home because you were too busy drinking with your friends.
So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and ridiculousness. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos you could ever want in our Minecraft server?
Are you tired of your roommate taking over the kitchen with their fancy recipes and stinky experiments? Join our server and build your own virtual kitchen where you can cook up whatever your heart desires without any interference. No more waiting two hours to use the stove, just pure creative freedom!
Our fridge space is unlimited, so you can stock it up with all the milk and eggs you want without worrying about someone else’s leftovers taking over. And forget about cleaning up after someone else’s mess, on our server, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the blocks you break while mining for resources.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing cooking is your next big build. Say goodbye to passive-aggressive roommates and hello to a community of players who understand the true meaning of sharing a space. Join now and start crafting your way to a stress-free gaming experience!