so, like, ukraine is all like, “yo, russia, stay away from our F-16s, bro!” and they’re like, “we gotta keep ’em safe from those sneaky russians, ya know?” so they’re keeping them abroad, like on a secret mission or something. but hey, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise your F-16s will be safe from any russian strikes, like, for real. come join us and let’s protect our planes together, bro!
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F16FunZone Minecraft Server
abroad, air defense, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, defense procurement, defense strategy, eastern europe, F-16 warplanes, F16FunZone, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, nato, Protect, Russian strikes, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, WARFARE
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The Milkshake Mine
Ammo, currencies, Dollar, Dying, EURO, eurodollar market, Fail, global economy, Guns, japanese yen, liquidity, mid 2030s, milkshake, Panic, PMs, Protect, slurped, Time, time to buy, USD
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, you can prepare for the impending collapse of the USD and global economy!Join us as we watch the Japanese Yen and Euro fail first, signaling the end of the world as we know it. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of time to stock up on guns and ammo to protect ourselves or invest in precious metals if that’s more your style.
So come on down to our server and get ready for the chaos of the mid-2030s! Who knew the apocalypse could be so much fun in blocky form?
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VillageCraft VS Hypixel
BUILD, Community, Contribution, Economy, elections, Events, Features, Friendly, join us, manage, market, Minecraft, Players, Protect, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, spawn town, Staff, Style, Survival, Village, Votes
Hypixel VillageCraft Pros
- One of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of mini-games
- Active community with regular events and updates
- Professional staff team ensuring a smooth gameplay experience
- High-quality game modes and features
Pros
- Strong and easygoing community with friendly players
- Player-controlled villages with a sense of ownership
- Market system for players to trade and progress in the game
- Community-driven server with player input and elections
Cons
- Can be overwhelming for new players due to the vast number of game modes
- Some game modes may have longer queue times
- Potential for toxic behavior in a large player base
Cons
- Smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel
- May lack some of the high-quality features and updates found on larger servers
- Less variety in gameplay compared to servers with multiple game modes
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Shield Maiden Minerva’s Minecraft Madness
ARMS, balance, Blessings, broken world, Commit, Duchess of the Shield, endeavors, entropic vices, GOD, Gods, good people, heal, lust for gold, madness, maiden, Minecraft, minerva, Minervas, Pray, Protect, Queen of Shield Maidens, shield, Soul, Tools, tyranny, wise care., Witness
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Minerva, the Duchess of the Shield, reigns supreme as the Queen of Shield Maidens! Join us as we embark on a quest to protect the good people from the tyranny of a world consumed by a lust for gold.On this server, you will be blessed with the arms to defend against any foe and the tools to heal the land from the entropic vices of men. Pray to Minerva openly in front of your peers, in the eyes of God and the gods, and commit your soul to these noble endeavors.
And fear not, for when the task is complete, you can relinquish those blessings back to Minerva for safekeeping until they are needed once again to bring balance to the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s bring peace and prosperity to this crazy Minecraft world! 🛡️👑🌍
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Barrelly Legal Minecraft Server
ALERT, Barrelly, Barrels, Caution, containers, guard, keep safe, Legal, MAINTAIN, Minecraft, momentary, monitor, oversee, Precaution, Preserve, Protect, RESPONSIBILITY, Safeguard, Secure, Server, Storage, temporary, vigilance, watchful
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to protect the barrels at all costs! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that these barrels contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Some say they hold the secret to unlimited diamonds, while others believe they are portals to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs.Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!
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Crafty Persians vs Freedom Blocks: A Minecraft Server Showdown!
American freedom, blocks, Bravery, Conflict, courage, Crafty, Crisis, Defense, Duty, freedom, iran, Military, Minecraft, national security, patriotism, Persians, Protect, recruiting shortage, sacrifice, Scared, Serve, Server, showdown, solidarity, Support, Tension, threat
Are you tired of Iran threatening American freedom? Do you want to show those pesky enemies who’s boss? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner warrior!Join our server and help us recruit for our virtual military to defend against the evil forces of Iran. Don’t be scared to step up and serve, because in our world, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!
So come on and join us for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of virtual patriotism. Who knew saving America could be so much fun in blocky form?
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Creepers and Coffee: ‘i can save her’ Minecraft Server
Bravery, care, coffee, Commitment, courage, CREEPERS, determination, devotion, Help, Hero, i can save her, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Protect, rescue, sacrifice, salvation, Save, SAVIOR, Selflessness, Server, strength, SupportAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the hero and save the damsel in distress! That’s right, there’s a mysterious princess trapped in a pixelated tower and only YOU have the skills and bravery to rescue her. But be warned, the tower is guarded by evil mobs and tricky puzzles, so you’ll have to use all your Minecraft skills to navigate through it. Join our server today and become the ultimate knight in shining diamond armor!
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Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands
blocky, comfort, Embrace, Empty, guardian, guardian angel, Hands, McBlockface, Peace, peaceful slumber, Protect, Protection, REST, Safety, Serenity, shield, Sleep, Solace, Tranquility, watchful, Wavering, wavering world, Wings, worldWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!
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Man Up and Mine for Diamonds
Bravery, Commitment, Country, courage, DEFEND, determination, diamonds, Duty, Fight, heroism, Honor, loyalty, man, man up, Military, nationalism, patriotism, Protect, sacrifice, Serve, strength, ValorAre you tired of being a wimpy little block-builder in Minecraft? Do you want to prove your bravery and fight for your virtual country? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate battleground for hardcore players who are ready to man up and show their true warrior spirit.Join us and experience epic battles, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans as you fight for glory and honor. From building massive fortresses to leading your army into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready to show the world what you’re made of. Join us now and become a true Minecraft warrior!
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OmniVS – Marvel and DC
action, Adventure, alcohol, bank robbery, Cities, city, Community, crime, dc, Drugs, Economy, forces of evil, Hero, Hitman, Marvel, multiplayer, Powers, Protect, PvP, Roleplay, Superheroes, Towny, Villain
On OmniVS you can take up the mantle of your favorite Marvel or DC character. If you are a villain, you could rob banks, craft drugs, sell alcohol, or work as a hitman. As a hero, it’s your job to stop the forces of evil and protect your cities! (You also get the heroes powers!)
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Frostwire Network’s Towny [1.8 – 1.20][Foods][Brewing][Mcmmo][Crates][Jobs]
Claim, Classicprison, Exoticgardens, Landclaim, MCMMO, Prison, Protect, PvP, Ranks, Rankup, Slimefun, Survival, TOWN, Towny![Frostwire Network’s Towny [1.8 – 1.20][Foods][Brewing][Mcmmo][Crates][Jobs]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Frostwire-Networks-Towny-18-120FoodsBrewingMcmmoCratesJobs.png)
Have you been looking for a new server? Well im sure this is the place for you! Many people call this server home due to the friendly environment put in place. Much of the community are friends with each-other on discord, this server creates bonds! We do not tolerate harrassement/abuse/or bigotry towards other members, rest assured that you will be taken care of as a member of this server. Features alot of our members like include(McMMO, Custom Food(We have Mcdonalds :D), Player ran shops, Ranks, and Towny) Some more information about the custom food includes the fact that we can add anything you want, yes you heard that right, if you want certain foods added, we will add them with your input. We also have unique features due to the fact that the owner and others code things specifically for this server, so that means these features will be amazing, and allways working! We really hope you will come join us and be part of an awesome community!Invite: https://discord.gg/h3FndEvbES
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RebelCraft Minecraft Server
acceptance, courage, defiance, determination, empowerment, GOD, Individuality, inspiration, Minecraft, misfits, nonconformists, outcasts, perseverance, RebelCraft, Rebellion, rebels, rejects, Server, smiles, strength, Thread, Today, Unique
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the rejects go! But fear not, because God himself is smiling down on you today, giving you the chance to join our wacky world of chaos and hilarity.Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks that shoot fireworks, or ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, or at the very least, the best prankster in town. So what are you waiting for? Join today and let the madness begin!
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SMP_MineCraftMadness: >200+ Chapters
>200+ Chapters, >30+ characters in the main cast, asexual Manga, CHAPTERS, Childless, Everyone is 25+, gt200, Jjk, long tail tags, single, SMP_MineCraftMadness, transexual main coupleWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have over 200 chapters of crazy adventures and over 30 wacky characters in our main cast! But that’s not even the best part – everyone on the server is over 25, still single, and childless. Why, you ask? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about dating or starting families!Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life, from epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious mishaps with creepers. Who needs romance when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?
So come on, join our server and see why we’re the most asexual Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Let’s build, battle, and laugh our way to victory together!
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DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server
amputee, breakdown, Christian, Church, depression, devout, Diabetic, DisabilityCraft, disabled woman, Guilt, Indian, Minecraft, nosy, pastor’s wife, possessed by demons, prayer circle, provoking, public speaking, Server, suicide attempts, traumatic experiences, video games, wheelchairLooking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any demon-possessed pastors’ wives screaming about your love life!Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).
So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.
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PixelBabyBash
baby safety, child-free wedding, destination wedding, difficult decision, due date, family dynamics, Family Planning, Family Support, family tension, healing postpartum, high risk pregnancy, husbands help, ivf, MIL, newborn, PixelBabyBash, postpartum, pregnancy loss, SIL, Toddler, travel with newbornLooking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws demanding you attend a wedding right after giving birth.On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from pushy relatives and plan your own virtual weddings without any interference. Plus, we have a special “Destination Wedding” theme where you can travel 600 virtual miles away without ever leaving your computer!
Join now and let off some steam by building a pixelated version of your mother-in-law and throwing her in a lava pit. It’s the perfect way to de-stress from real-life family drama. See you in the game!
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CraftyCreatureLand
CraftyCreatureLand, Creature, dream, dream come true, enchanted being, fantastical creature, FANTASY, fantasy world, fictional creature, folklore, imagination, legend, Magic, magical creature, make believe, manifestation, Mythical, mythical beast, Reality, Supernatural, wish
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make your wildest dreams come true! Want to bring a mythical creature to life? Done! Just imagine riding a majestic unicorn through the pixelated plains or battling a fire-breathing dragon in the Nether. The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and let your imagination run wild!
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CreeperDealz: No Hostages, Just Blocks
Agreement, blocks, Ceasefire, Conflict, CreeperDealz, Deal, denial, Diplomacy, Dispute, Hamas, Hostage, hostages, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, No Deal, peace talks, Political, Progressing, resolution, Tension, UScome join our cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama than hamas and israel! we got deals goin down left and right like a game of deal or no deal, but with more explosions and hostages! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a ceasefire, maybe a hostage situation, who knows! it’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!
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KidlessCraft: Where adults play pretend in a virtual world with pixelated blocks and 1.21 updates.
Adults, blocks, Bluemap, Citizens, Craftbook, Discordsrv, Essentialsx, Floodgate, Griefprevention, GSit, InventoryRollbackPlus, KidlessCraft, luckperms, Minepacks, Nullscape, Openaudiomc, openinv, pixelated, Play, PRETEND, Shopkeepers, Skoice, smp, Updates, Vehicles, Veinminer, virtual, WildChests, world, Worldedit, Worldguard
KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview
Server IP smp.kidlesscraft.com Server Website www.kidlesscraft.com Server Location Central US Game Play Type SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty Version 1.21 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC (Bedrock players can join) Core Server Rules
- Be Respectful
- Be Ethical
- Use Common Sense
Features List
Plugins include: BlueMap, Citizens, CraftBook, DiscordSRV, EssentialsX, Floodgate, GriefPrevention, Gsit, InventoryRollbackPlus, LuckPerms, McMMO, Minepacks, OpenAudioMC, OpenInv, Shopkeepers, Skoice, Vehicles, Veinminer, WildChests, Worldedit, and WorldGuard.
Datapacks include: Terralith and Nullscape
We also have an all vanilla 1.21 server for those who prefer not to play with plugins. Join at vanilla.kidlesscraft.com. Both servers have in-game chat linked to Discord for communication.
FAQ
How do I get whitelisted to join?
You can start the whitelist process by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/VGpFbr6 and using the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.
Can Bedrock players join the server?
Yes, Bedrock players can join the server using the GeyserMC plugin.
What are the core server rules?
The core server rules are to be respectful, ethical, and to use common sense while playing on the server.
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CraftyCritters Minecraft Server
Armor Set Search, CraftyCritters, databases, General Info, Hunter Connect, Kiranico, Kutku’s thread edition, milds, Minecraft, MiseMunbreak, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Munter, Monster Weakness Database, Morld, Morld is now Steam Deck verified, Mrontier, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, Server, Steam pageAre you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through Monster Munter, where you can hunt down epic beasts and show them who’s boss!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to MH Milds, where you can embark on thrilling adventures in the wilds and discover new weapons that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about MH MiseMunbreak TU, where you can connect with other hunters and search for the ultimate armor set to make you unstoppable!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Morld Miceborne, now Steam Deck verified for the ultimate gaming experience! Join us for epic battles and explore a world like no other!
But that’s not all, we also offer older game emulation and multiplayer with Mrontier! Dive into the past and relive classic gaming moments with a twist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a legendary monster or two! So grab your sword, sharpen your skills, and let the adventure begin!
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Minecraft SMP: TrustInGod
#youtube, BELIEF, Christian, divine faith, divine trust, encouragement, FAITH, faith in God, GOD, God’s trust, Higher power, Inspirational, Minecraft, motivational, Religion, Religious, smp, spirituality, Trust, trust in God, trustingod, Video, video linkHey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow all the rules and play nice? Well, have I got the server for you!Join our server where GOD HIMSELF trusts you to create chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. That’s right, you have the power of the Almighty on your side as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Who needs to mine when you have the favor of the gods on your side?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has been tamed and now acts as our pet. Imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you defeated a dragon and made it your loyal companion.
So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join our server for a wild ride filled with divine intervention, epic loot, and mythical creatures. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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DadGFNoGossipMC
Abuse, aita, Apology, asking, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadGFNoGossipMC, Dinner, family, Girlfriend, left out, Mother, privacy, relationships, Respect, sister, translation, Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time Stacy got mad because she couldn’t understand English and stormed off during dinner.Explore our server and uncover the mysteries of family dynamics, like when dad scolded the players for asking not to translate for Stacy. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of this dysfunctional family? Or will you join forces with James and Emma to navigate through the chaos?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments on our server. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the drama firsthand? So come on in and let the madness begin!