PirateMC Server Info
Connect using mc.piratemc.com Survival with GriefPrevention, Siege, Moving ships and Cannons 50 Slot Server Staff: GodsDead & Iamthereaper89
Join the fun at PirateMC! Start building and looting right away after leaving the small spawn shipwreck. Rank up to build and sail your own ship, equip it with cannons, and rain fire upon your enemies! Protect your land and buildings using a golden shovel. Check out our website for detailed info on everything!
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s most intense game of hide and seek. Imagine trying to hide from a group of players who can literally dig through walls and teleport at will. It’s like playing hide and seek with a bunch of teleporting ninjas!
And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a stroll through our haunted forest? Legend has it that the trees themselves come to life and chase after unsuspecting players. It’s a spooky experience that will have you screaming for more!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry trees). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of virtual mayhem!
I mean, our server is so lit that even Mother Nature herself is like, “Whoa, slow down with the awesomeness, guys!” We’ve got polar bears riding on llamas, penguins doing the cha-cha slide, and even the occasional tornado made out of rainbow-colored blocks. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that every time you mine a diamond on our server, a unicorn gets its wings. Yeah, we’re basically saving the mythical creatures of the world one block at a time. So come on, join us and be a hero in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!
imagine a world where lewis capaldi is running around in a wario costume, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. you never know what kind of shenanigans he’s gonna pull next!
and that’s not all, we also have a secret underground lair where ed sheeran is plotting his revenge against wario capaldi. will he succeed? you’ll have to join the server to find out!
but wait, there’s more! we have custom mobs like flying pigs and dancing llamas, and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. you never know what you’ll discover in our crazy world!
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. lewis capaldi as wario is just the beginning of the insanity that awaits you!
imagine this: u mining for diamonds and suddenly u stumble upon a giant cardiac myxoma blocking ur path. u gotta use ur knowledge of multimodality imaging to figure out how to defeat it and continue ur quest for diamonds.
we have custom mods that will blow ur mind, like the myxoma boss battle where u have to scan it with an MRI machine to find its weak spot. and don’t even get me started on the myxoma pet that u can tame and ride around the server.
join us now for the most epic and educational minecraft experience of ur life. who knew learning about cardiac myxomas could be so much fun?
Join us for a wild ride where autistic players reign supreme! Build epic structures with your incredible attention to detail, mine diamonds like a boss with your hyper-focus, and outsmart your opponents with your unmatched problem-solving skills. Don’t let anyone tell you to hide your power level – show the world what you’re made of on our server!
So, why should you join our server? Because here, being autistic isn’t a disadvantage – it’s a superpower! Embrace your inner Minecraft mastermind and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of the server with your unbeatable skills. Let the games begin!
Witness the epic saga of a single mother of five, who refuses to use condoms and keeps having babies with the same deadbeat father. Will she ever pay back the $700 debt she owes, or will she continue to take luxurious vacations instead?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as our player debates whether to take custody of the kids to give them stability, all while wondering if they are being too judgmental or hypocritical. Will they end up buying food for the hungry children or letting them sleep in a cold house without utilities?
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and family drama that will leave you questioning your own morals. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
If flying pigs weren’t enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Dance the night away with the mysterious figure as he spins sick beats and shows off his killer dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to cuddle. Dive into the treasure pit and snuggle up with these explosive creatures as you bask in the glow of diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky wonders that await you!
we also have a secret underground disco party where herobrine himself shows up to breakdance. and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden carrots.
so come on down to dis server where the only limit is ur imagination, and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. let’s make some memories that will make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandpa was a total legend in dat minecraft server.”