Steve’s Bizarre Adventure: Minecraft Edition

Gaming Community, Protagonist, sequel disappointment, Video Game (Industry), video game sequel

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the vidya sequel gets a new protagonist and he freaking sucks! But don’t worry, because on this server, sucking is a good thing! Join us for epic adventures where you can embrace your inner noob and still come out on top.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. DIAMOND BLOCKS. And guess what? The house turned out to be the most epic creation on the server, attracting players from all over the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, tame creepers as your pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary noob of our server!

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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

knowledge, Support, Defense, CanuckCraft, Server

so, like, these american scientists are all freaking out because their work is being attacked by, like, evil aliens or something. they’re, like, begging all the canadians to come help them out on this minecraft server. apparently, the only way to defeat the aliens is by building epic structures and fighting them off with diamond swords. so, like, if you want to save the world and have a good time, come join us on this crazy server. plus, there’s free pizza for all players who reach level 100. let’s do this, eh!

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ShipSweatShop

forced laborers, labor conditions, ShipSweatShop, China, modern slavery

come join our minecraft server where we promise you won’t be forced to work on chinese ships for 10 years without touching land!! we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, unlike those poor north koreans. come escape reality and build your own empire with us, because who needs to touch land when you can touch blocks in minecraft instead? join now for the ultimate escape from forced labor and sail the seas of creativity with us!

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SpaceCraft Fun Zone

Fun, Chinese, Hindi, linguistic, Language

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is run by aliens from outer space! dey speak chinese and hindi and dey built dis server with their alien technology. u can mine for diamonds on mars, fight off zombie aliens, and even ride a spaceship to other planets! but be warned, dey also have a pet dragon dat roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players. so if u think u got what it takes to survive in dis intergalactic world, join now and show dem aliens who’s boss!

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Drakensforge

medieval fantasy roleplay survival hermit kingdom friendship story beacon eternity adventure quests magic mythical community exploration sandbox crafting RPG immersive, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Drakensforge is meant to bring a medieval fantasy setting where roleplay is to be kept alive on a small survival server. Join as a hermit or with a party to build a kingdom, your choice is yours, but do no harm to those that don’t deserve it and keep the light of friendship burning evermore. Write down your story and have it as a beacon through eternity.

194.164.96.151:25614

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Queen’s Citadel Small SMP

Welcome to Queen’s Citadel!

A brand-new semi-vanilla, survival, small Minecraft server!

Gameplay Features

✨	Multiple Set Homes
🌍	Random Teleport / RTP
🏡	Grief Prevention Land Claim
🔮	Teleport /TPA and /BACK
⚔️	PVP Toggle (only in overworld, nether and end are forced PVP)
🎉	Awesome Daily Rewards
🗳️	Outstanding Voting Rewards (Double rewards on Wednesdays!)
💀	Hard Mode Server
📝	NPC Quests
🌐	Player-Created Warps
⛏️	Vein Miner
🎊	Frequent Community Events
⛔	No Resets (World border expands for new terrain generation)
👑	Free Player Roles
🎩	/Hat & 🪑 /Sit
🛒	Shops
💀	Player Heads
⚰️	Graves to help save your items

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Server Name: Queen’s Citadel Small SMP
Discord: Join our Discord!
Server Address: queenscitadel.my.pebble.host
Minecraft Version: 1.21.4
Server Age: Opened 02/08/2025

Neglected PT Exercises 1.20.1

neglecting, exercise routine, rehabilitation exercises, PT exercises, 1.20.1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Why? Well, because on this server, you can neglect your PT exercises all day long and no one will judge you. Like, who needs to work out when you can just mine diamonds and build epic structures, am I right? Plus, like, who even needs physical therapy when you can just virtually run around and jump all day in Minecraft? It’s like therapy for your soul, bro. So come join us and forget about your PT exercises forever!

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ConcertCraft Minecraft Server

spare cash, ticket, Minecraft, criticising, #STFU

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement! Just like the crazy concert story above, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring solo adventures, on our server you’ll never have to worry about going alone. We have a vibrant community of players who will always have your back, even if you’re just there for the vibrations.

And just like the ticket debacle, we offer a unique payment system where you can owe your friends in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old cash. Who needs receipts when you can settle debts with precious gems?

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy concert-like situation that will leave you laughing for days. See you there!

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ToddlerTruthsMC

MIL, Conflict Resolution, Disobedience, disbelief, grandmother

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the crazy antics of your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with hair-clipping adventures and sneaky candy exchanges. Our server is so wild, even your 2-year-old will have stories to tell the neighbors about their grandma’s haircutting skills. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even get a surprise haircut yourself! Join now for a hair-raising experience unlike any other!

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MythBustedMC SMP

legal clarification, legal regulations, Laws, legal restrictions, Legal System

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place ever! Like, you can build giant statues of llamas and ride them into battle against evil zombie villagers. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one is looking.

But wait, it gets even better! You can join this server and do all sorts of illegal stuff that’s actually not illegal at all! Like, you can steal all the diamonds from other players and claim them as your own, but it’s totally fine because it’s just a game, right? And you can prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens and then blaming it on the Ender Dragon.

So, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and do all the things that people think are illegal but actually aren’t, then you gotta come play with us! Just be prepared for the chaos and craziness that awaits you. See you there, fellow blockheads!

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Protagonist Sucks

Welcome to Queen’s Citadel!

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