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Steve’s Bizarre Adventure: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Potions Brewed:	136
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the vidya sequel gets a new protagonist and he freaking sucks! But don’t worry, because on this server, sucking is a good thing! Join us for epic adventures where you can embrace your inner noob and still come out on top.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. DIAMOND BLOCKS. And guess what? The house turned out to be the most epic creation on the server, attracting players from all over the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, tame creepers as your pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary noob of our server!

SkyDrawn Network

Boxpvp, classic survival, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, free for all, Gaming, Minecraft, Practice, PvP, Server, SkyDrawn Network, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

The best server you will find! Survival custom, classic survival, BoxPvP, Practice, Free for all!

mc.skydrawn.net

Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	25	Potions Brewed:	190

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the female buttholes are alluring! Join us for a butt-tastic adventure like no other. Our server is filled with magical creatures who have the most enchanting buttholes you’ve ever seen. Explore the land and discover hidden treasures, like the legendary Golden Butthole of Doom.

But beware, there are rumors of a male butthole army planning to invade our server. Only the bravest players can stop them and save our precious female buttholes. Will you rise to the challenge and protect the bootylicious beauty of our server?

So come on, join us and experience the butt madness for yourself. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so cheeky?

The mainstream media Minecraft SMP is only covering this to program you to…

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	239
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the mainstream media? Do you want to escape the chaos of NYC and join a community where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got secret underground bases, llama races, and a conspiracy theory crafting table where you can uncover the truth behind the creepers’ true intentions. Join us and break free from the media’s control – plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

Our Precious Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Falling into the Void:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Votes:	2530	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Animals Bred:	118	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world as precious as the conversations in Robico’s manga! Dive into a shōjo-inspired paradise where male readers are welcomed with open arms (and cute outfits).

Embark on quests with your polar opposite, make friends with Yugami-kun (who may or may not have friends), and stay up all night building your dream world with your fellow insomniacs. And hey, if you need a break, you can always sneak behind the virtual supermarket for a quick smoke break (virtual cigarettes not included).

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, it’ll be a conversation you’ll never forget!

Relatable Minecraft SMP Characters

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8522
Emeralds Found:	4996	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have a laugh while doing it? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers have a dance-off every Friday night, and the villagers are secretly plotting to take over the world. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there!

Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or mobs that try to ruin your day. And let’s not forget about our legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a rain of TNT whenever you need to make a grand entrance.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Block City Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you feeling down in the dumps like a sad sapling in a dark forest? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to turn that frown upside down! Join us and post some apus (whatever those are) to instantly boost your mood and bring some sunshine into your pixelated world. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual community of blocky buddies to cheer you up? So come on, let’s turn those tears into laughter and build some epic structures together!

Ngl Rus Musicing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	3110	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Russian musicians who are so good at “musicing” that they can make creepers dance to their tunes. Join us for epic jam sessions in the Nether, where the piglins can’t help but bust a move to our sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that if you play your cards right, you might just score a duet with a ghast. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to rock out like never before!

CubicLife Network

Earth, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to CubicLife Network Currently we have 2 modalities Survival custom and Planet Earth Both modalities have: – Ítems custom – Teams – New enchantments – Custom Generation (survival) And much more!

cubiclife.mc-dns.com:25573

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Towns Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Zombie Dances:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	1320

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAP1.MCMCMC.RU

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on the backs of flying pigs, and even taming your very own dragon to fly around the server in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!