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  • Steve’s Bizarre Adventure: Minecraft Edition

    Steve’s Bizarre Adventure: Minecraft Edition
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 5836
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Runes Activated: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the vidya sequel gets a new protagonist and he freaking sucks! But don’t worry, because on this server, sucking is a good thing! Join us for epic adventures where you can embrace your inner noob and still come out on top.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. DIAMOND BLOCKS. And guess what? The house turned out to be the most epic creation on the server, attracting players from all over the Minecraft universe.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, tame creepers as your pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary noob of our server!

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  • RocketRuckus Minecraft Server

    RocketRuckus Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 6126
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Farms Harvested: 499
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CHINESE SPACE ROCKETS CRASHIN’ EVERYWHERE! COME WATCH THE MADNESS AS THEY GO BOOM BOOM IN THE SKY! WHO NEEDS FIREWORKS WHEN YOU GOT ACCIDENTAL LAUNCHES?! EXPLOSIONS GALORE, BABY!

    ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE ALIENS? YEAH, THEY CRASHED TOO AND NOW THEY’RE BUILDIN’ CRAZY STRUCTURES WITH REDSTONE AND DIAMONDS. YOU WANNA SEE SOME INTERGALACTIC BUILDING SKILLS? THEN HOP ON OVER TO OUR SERVER!

    PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE BREEDIN’ MUTANT CREEPERS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. MUTANT. CREEPERS. THEY’RE BIG, THEY’RE GREEN, AND THEY’RE READY TO BLOW YOUR MIND (AND YOUR HOUSE)!

    SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXPLOSIVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! BOOM BOOM, BABY!

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  • BlockyBanzaiSexScandal

    BlockyBanzaiSexScandal
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 9263
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 New Chunks Explored: 546498
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like no other! we got flying pigs, dancing zombies, and even a secret underwater disco party with mermaids! but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join our server, u will gain super powers and be able to shoot fireballs from ur hands! plus, our server is protected by a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sparkles! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

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  • ZombieProofRides

    ZombieProofRides
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 9979
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Farms Harvested: 766
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Ores Mined: 8353 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server for the most epic zombie apocalypse experience ever! forget about those lame cars that won’t let you run over zombies, on our server, you can drive a flying unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its butt!

    we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. if you can find it, you’ll be the richest player on the server!

    oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by ghost creepers that drop double the loot? it’s like trick or treating every day!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate zombie slayer with a rainbow-farting unicorn by your side!

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  • AI Lie Detectives: Trust Issues

    AI Lie Detectives: Trust Issues
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 1391
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz AI be all up in here makin’ accusations like “u be lyin’!” and then everyone be like “oh snap, AI said it so it must be true!” It’s like a whole new level of drama and deception, like who can u trust when AI be callin’ out the lies? Join now for a wild ride of trust issues and AI drama, it’s gonna be lit AF!

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  • Welcome to the Shady Lobster Pot Party! No White Lies, No Regrets, Just Fun! Join us now!

    Welcome to the Shady Lobster Pot Party! No White Lies, No Regrets, Just Fun! Join us now!
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 2525
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 78 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Magic Items Found: 7293 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Ores Mined: 8469 Epic Shields Constructed: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Features Lobster Pots, Custom Gear, Weekly Challenges, Skills, Community Events, Optional PvP, NO Whitelist, NO Resets
    Platform Compatibility Java+Bedrock (1.20+)
    Server IP play.shaded.gg

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist for the server? NO, there is no whitelist required to join Shaded server.
    Are there regular server resets? NO, there are no regular resets on Shaded server.
    How can I join the server? Simply copy and paste the server IP (play.shaded.gg) into your Minecraft client.
    Can I play on the server with both Java and Bedrock players? Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that supports both Java and Bedrock players.
    Is PvP mandatory on the server? No, PvP is optional on Shaded server. Players can choose whether or not to participate in PvP activities.

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  • MisogynyQueen Minecraft Server

    MisogynyQueen Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 5513
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner gender traitor with our exclusive misogyny kink feature!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start catcalling you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where all the villagers mansplain everything to you. It’s a wild ride of gender stereotypes and questionable behavior, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your morals and laugh out loud at the absurdity of it all, come join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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  • Marigold Madness Minecraft Server

    Marigold Madness Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 8294
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Okada in Marigold!Rossy.

    Legend has it that Okada, a fearless warrior with a love for marigolds, stumbled upon a hidden treasure in the depths of our server. This treasure, known as the Marigold!Rossy, granted him unimaginable powers and riches beyond his wildest dreams. And now, he wants to share that wealth with all who join our server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while dodging fireballs from a dragon flying overhead. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

    So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Okada in Marigold!Rossy for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend to roam our pixelated lands!

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  • BratBuster’s Block Party

    BratBuster’s Block Party
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 7449
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any spoiled brats! Join us and experience a world where laundry drama is a thing of the past. Our server is a safe haven for single parents with sassy teenage daughters, where you can fold laundry in peace without judgment.

    Embark on epic quests to prove that you are not raising a spoiled brat, and show off your parenting skills in our virtual world. Build a fortress to protect your child from any unwanted advice, and defend your honor against naysayers who dare to question your parenting choices.

    Join now and let your inner warrior shine as you navigate the treacherous waters of teenage angst and laundry dilemmas. Don’t let anyone tell you how to raise your child – on this server, you make the rules! Let’s show the world that single parents are strong, independent, and ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

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  • TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco

    TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 2365
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 59
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Star Shards Collected: 240
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Zombie Dances: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.

    if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution

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  • BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

    BloodCraft: Skin Stainz
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 1557
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.

    And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?

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