We got creeper parties every night where we blow up stuff and laugh like maniacs.
Our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a Minecraft rapper.
And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
So ditch the sketchy street corners and come join us for some blocky fun!
Join our server for a wild time filled with scandalous deals, shady characters, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the red light district of our pixelated world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get freaky in Minecraft!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, building castles out of rainbow-colored blocks, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t worry, our hookers are anything but underwhelming – they’ll trade you enchanted items for emeralds and lead you on quests to find hidden treasures.
So why settle for a bland Minecraft experience when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join us for outrageous adventures, like defeat/surrender roleplay, resource-slutting, and even virtual prostitution. Who needs FFXIV or WoW when you can explore your kinks in Minecraft? Our server is the place to be for all your Sub/Dom gaming fantasies.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world of wild and wacky gameplay. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!
Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?
Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.
Join us for some erp, healslutting, defeat/surrender, prostitution, resourcesluts, wagers, and other wild kinks that you never knew you needed in Minecraft. Whether you’re a dom, sub, tank, support, or healer, we welcome all roles and all levels of kinkiness.
What’s a Heal Slut, you ask? It’s a submissive healer who is ready to devote their all to a dominant player, whether they’re bratty, slutty, eager, or shy. It’s all about finding that sexual pleasure in submitting to someone else in the game.
And don’t worry if you’re a dominant healer – healdoms are totally a thing here! As long as you’re into Sub/Dom themes in online gaming, your post is more than welcome.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and kinks you’ll discover in our world!
Join us for epic adventures, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking block of cheese! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.
But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers from its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you miss out on all the fun, then you’ll regret it forever.
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to clean up after a bunch of unruly players who just can’t seem to keep their virtual rooms tidy. Our community is so messy, even your daughter’s moldy drinks and food will feel right at home here.
But that’s not all – we also offer a unique father-daughter dynamic, where you can experience the joy of being constantly nagged about hygiene by a non-biological dad. Watch as he cleans up after you, only to be met with cries of “you’re not my real dad!” It’s a virtual family drama like no other.
So come join us on our server, where the mess is never-ending and the family drama is always brewing. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!
build your own castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary derp king!! with non-stop events and challenges, you’ll never get bored on our server!!
so come on and join us now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!!! keir starmer would approve, we promise 😉
| Admin Team | All 18+ with extensive experience |
| Community Involvement | Players have a say in decisions through voting |
| Map | New map with tectonic world generation |
| Claiming | No claiming, coreprotect in place for protection |
| Events | Regular building competitions, PvP tournaments |
| Shopping District | Thrive in the in-game economy |
If you want to join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community, visit our website or discord.
A: You can join by visiting our website or joining our discord server for more information on how to connect.
A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 years or older to join the server.
A: We have bi-weekly events such as building competitions and PvP tournaments for players to participate in.
A: Yes, players are encouraged to participate in the in-game economy by setting up their own shops in the shopping district.
Picture this: a group of witches flying around on broomsticks, casting spells and causing chaos everywhere they go. And guess what? You can join them! Just check the thread for all the details on how to become a part of this magical mayhem.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion brewing competition happening soon, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So sharpen your brewing skills and get ready to concoct the craziest potions you’ve ever seen.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the witchy shenanigans begin! Trust us, if you know, you know!
Ever wanted to fight a giant Perorodzilla in the field or take on the fury of Set with special armor? Well, now’s your chance! Our server offers unique events and content that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Saori in a swimsuit and Hina in a dress – because who wouldn’t want to see that?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical talents in Minecraft. And don’t forget about the “An Academy Club’s Story: The Two Girls’ Wish for the Final Volume” event – who knows what crazy shenanigans will ensue?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Looking for a server where you never know who you can trust? Look no further! Our players are experts at backstabbing, just like Ana did to her sister in this crazy story. Will you be the next one to betray your closest allies for a few virtual diamonds? Only time will tell!
And if you’re looking for a server with a real sense of community, look no further. Our players will stick by your side through thick and thin, just like Ana’s family did when she needed them most (even if they did call her sister the AH). So come join us and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only our Minecraft server can provide.
Join us and meet our very own drama queen who just got out of a virtual relationship and is on the hunt for a Minecraft rebound! She’s looking for a blonde with a dad bod, but be warned, she’s got high standards and will show you pictures of bodybuilders like Jason Momoa as reference.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild love triangle and witness the drama unfold in our server. Who knows, you might even end up being the chubby guy in the middle of it all! Join now and prepare for some epic Minecraft drama!