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GF Defender: No Gold Digger

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magic Items Found:	1646	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mines Excavated:	2884	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a 25-year-old dude dating a former prostitute turned waitress with three kids.

Watch as he defends his girlfriend against his best friend, who suddenly turns into a judgmental mean girl out of nowhere. Will he choose love over friendship? Will the girlfriend’s past come back to haunt them? Find out on our server, where every block you break comes with a side of juicy gossip!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, llama races every Sunday, and a hidden village where players can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a rare pink sheep wandering around waiting to be tamed as a pet.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be able to log off once you dive into this drama-packed world.

The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

BestCraftMc

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, survival multiplayer factions skyblock creative economy roleplay minigames pvp adventure building mods dungeons exploration community crafting farming medieval magic technology

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9162	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

bestcraftmc.com:27143

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.fairytavern.fun

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mines Excavated:	4608
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	923
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
New Chunks Explored:	614562	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Votes:	1066
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mines Excavated:	2897
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ores Mined:	2787	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7061
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).