ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!

aging, biological flaw, brain health, broad potential, cognitive decline, conditions, cure, dementia, dementia with Lewy bodies, dlb, drug therapy, Drugs, enlarged prostate, Healthcare, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, prostate medication, ProstatePotion, risk reduction, side effects, study, Treatment

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!

DelusionalCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, concern, Confrontation, crazy, Delusional, DelusionalCraft, Friend, friendship, justification, local artist, love, musician, Obsession, purpose, reaction, Scary, Support, Unhealthy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a purpose in life? Look no further than our server! Just like how this local musician gave my friend his purpose, our server will do the same for you.

Join us and experience transcendental performances by our virtual artists, who will make you question what love really is. Our server is so amazing that you’ll compare it to your real life and wonder “What does reality have that this server doesn’t?”

Interact with our virtual spouses (yes, you read that right) and experience love like never before. You’ll be in love with our server in no time, even if you’ve never interacted with it outside of being a player.

Go to great lengths to be a part of our server community, even if it means spending all your resources just to get our attention. You’ll find your purpose in our server, just like my friend found his in that local musician.

So come join us and experience the crazy, delusional, and downright outrageous fun that awaits you. And remember, no matter how obsessed you become with our server, don’t forget to take breaks for real life events like funerals. See you in the game!

CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer

absolute certainty, Assurance, BELIEF, Certainty, CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer, Confidence, conviction, deep knowing, FAITH, firm belief, gut feeling, Instinct, intuition, personal truth, Resolute, Steadfast, unshakable conviction, Unshakeable, unswerving, unwavering, unwavering faith

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Potions Brewed:	165
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you sure that joining our Minecraft SMP will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds? Well, we can’t prove it, but we’re 100% sure it’s true! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and players ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their mind-controlling clucks. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner infinite luck and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking parrots who give out valuable advice on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

CreeperCrafters: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, blocky, console, CreeperCrafters, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming recommendation, Hidden Gem, must play, Overlooked, overlooked game, PS5, Recommendation, top game, try, Ultimate, Underrated, underrated game, underrated gem, video game, why, Worth Playing?

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and pixelated cows? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco” where you have to out-dance the undead to survive.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…just saying).

RedHandCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, RedHandCraft, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Votes:	4409	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! we got pigs that fly, chickens that dance, and cows that tell jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by aliens who crash landed on earth and are using minecraft to communicate with their home planet. join us and help them build a spaceship to get back home! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure? come join the fun and uncover the mysteries of our wacky world!

BorderBattleCraft

aggression, border incursion, BorderBattleCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuation, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, political tension, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of russia battling ukrainian border incursion for the 2nd day!! why deal with real life drama when u can build ur own world of blocks and creepers?? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life conflicts. trust us, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!! join now before putin tries to take over our server too 😂🤣 #minecraft #russia #ukraine #craziness

Drive2SaveEVs

#sustainability, car ownership, carbon emissions, cost analysis, cost comparison, Drive2SaveEVs, driving distance, electric car benefits, Electric Vehicle, energy efficiency, environmental impact, fuel costs, fuel efficiency, gas vehicle, long term savings, money savings, renewable energy, study, Transportation, vehicle lifespan, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	283
Towns Built:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

so, like, u know how u gotta drive ur car far and stuff? well, on this server, the farther u drive, the more diamonds u get! like, u can trade them for cool stuff and be the richest player ever!

also, the longer u own ur car, the more powerful it becomes in the game. like, it can fly and shoot lasers and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

join this server and become the ultimate car-driving, diamond-collecting, laser-shooting master! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!

2b2r2Beta2Release, Allowed, Anarchy, b1.3_01, blow up, Chaos, discord server, Discussing, Duping, Fight, macrochasm, Mind, original seed, real, Screenshots, Survival, trollery, Updating, Versions

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

2b2r (2Beta2Release)

2b2r (2Beta2Release)!

2b2r is a macrochasm-like b1.3_01 anarchy server. so it means, that the server will be updating trough the versions. One of the main cool things here, is that the server uses 2b2t’s original seed! it will either constantly, or update every month to a newer version! duping is allowed, and pretty much everything too.

do anything! blow up everything! do anything your mind thinks of!

https://discord.gg/TMhzwCXpxK is the discord server for discussing, showing screenshots, about 2b2r! I hope you enjoy the trollery!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is duping allowed on the server?	Yes, duping is allowed on 2b2r.
Are there any rules on the server?	2b2r is an anarchy server, there are no rules except for no cheating clients.
Can I grief and raid other players?	Yes, you are free to do anything you want on the server, including griefing and raiding.
How often does the server update to a new version?	The server may update constantly or every month to a newer version.

PixelParadise Minecraft Server

fuck you, long tail tags, loved it, Minecraft, PixelParadise, Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9777	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

SurgicallySecret30+

Argument, cold shoulder, Communication, Disclosure, emotions, family, Honesty, medical history, misunderstanding, past, personal information, privacy, relationship, resolution, Secrets, surgery, SurgicallySecret30, Trust, umbilical hernia, Wife

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Votes:	943
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	199
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

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