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  • LockedInMinecraft SMP

    LockedInMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 7205
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Magic Items Found: 8790
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, and the pig is wearing a tutu. Why, you ask? Because on our server, anything is possible.

    But that’s not all. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamonds Are Overrated” cult, where members believe that iron is the superior ore. Join them in their quest to cover the entire server in iron blocks, much to the dismay of the diamond enthusiasts.

    And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has a knack for turning players’ houses into giant toilets overnight. Don’t worry, though – it’s all in good fun (unless you’re the one who wakes up to a toilet house, of course).

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where chastity cages, prostate orgasms, and giant chicken-pig hybrids coexist in perfect harmony? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP

    ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 9030
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7143 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

    Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ProstateCraft Minecraft Server

    ProstateCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1633
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Mines Excavated: 1708 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

    Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.

    Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?

    So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!

    Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 4993
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 101124 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Chimeras Created: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Animals Bred: 17
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Potions Brewed: 78
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

    We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

    Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

    Discord Info:

    Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

    Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

    Our Plugins:

    Plugins
    Dynmap
    SimpleVC
    SetHome
    Deadchest
    CombatLog
    Brewery
    And others!

    FAQ

    Q: What is the Janitor’s Closet Minecraft server?

    A: The Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP where players can create their own cultures, nations, and stories.

    Q: Is there a specific build theme on the server?

    A: No, players are encouraged to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer to create unique and diverse environments.

    Q: Are players allowed to create their own religions and cultures?

    A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own religions and cultures, but they can also join existing ones on the server.

    Q: Are there regular events on the server?

    A: Yes, the server hosts fun events ranging from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

    Q: Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

    A: Yes, joining the Discord server is required for all players. A quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any unwanted individuals.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

    Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 1914
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

    SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 4367
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

    BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 4761
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Crops Grown: 3552 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through crazy situations like letting your ex crash at your Minecraft house because he’s been kicked out of his rental! Imagine the chaos of trying to build separate bedrooms for you, your child, and your ex while still trying to maintain some sense of sanity.

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build, explore, and create without any pesky exes trying to crash your party. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless, of course, you want to recreate it in Minecraft form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingDressDramaCraft

    WeddingDressDramaCraft
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 1920
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Zombie Dances: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?

    Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TalentCraft: Hidden Skills Unleashed

    TalentCraft: Hidden Skills Unleashed
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 6737
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 273
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you secretly a Minecraft wizard in disguise? Do you possess the power to build pixelated castles with just a flick of your wrist? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft realm where your hidden talents will finally be appreciated. Whether you can summon creepers with a snap of your fingers or turn diamonds into cookies, this server is the place for you. Don’t keep your talents hidden any longer – come show them off and join the wackiest, most whimsical Minecraft community out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BountyBashCraft

    BountyBashCraft
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 1095
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier plots than Israel tryna take out a top Hezbollah dude in Beirut! This server is so lit, it’s like a $5 million bounty on your head for not joining! We got more action than a TNT explosion and more drama than a creeper sneaking up on you. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now before you miss out on all the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkinCraft: Mosquito-Be-Gone

    SkinCraft: Mosquito-Be-Gone
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 5156
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 57
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting attacked by those pesky mosquitoes while playing Minecraft? Well, have no fear because our server has genetically engineered human skin microbiomes that repel those disease-spreading suckers!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a swarm of mosquitoes comes at you. But wait! Your skin is like a force field, keeping those blood-sucking bugs away. You can mine in peace for up to 11 days without worrying about getting bit.

    Forget about DEET, our microbiomes have got your back for way longer. Join our server and say goodbye to itchy bug bites forever! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that has mice as test subjects? It’s like a science experiment meets Minecraft adventure.

    So come on over and experience the magic of our genetically engineered microbiomes. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 🌸 Wanna get elemental with us? Join BMC4 for some modded chaos! 🌸 #ElementalSMP

    🌸 Wanna get elemental with us? Join BMC4 for some modded chaos! 🌸 #ElementalSMP
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 2538
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Falling into the Void: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    About Us

    We are a unique modded whitelist SMP focusing on community building, collaboration, and longevity. We aim to create a long lasting community where all level of players are welcome. There will be a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with others to build everyone up! We currently are hosting our smp with “Better MC 4” with added features such as tech, building, voice chat, and much more. There will never be a dull moment and always more to explore. Along with our preexisting features we also welcome all of our community members to way in on suggestions, and discussions. We are a community based project where everyone has a voice! We are self hosted which means we have full control over our server hardware, this means we will never lack in quality and lag will be sparce to none! If you are looking for a new and interesting community to join from the ground level we may just be the perfect place.

    When do we launch?

    We intend to launch after we reach our goal of pre whitelisted players, to ensure we will have a strong community from the jump. We welcome you to get whitelisted early and get to know your fellow community members as well as take part in formative polls and discussions that will shape the future of our world.

    Our Team

    Our system admin team is well versed in Minecraft development and currently hosts a public survival server called Nationiers. We have plenty of experience and are here to ensure that playing elemental is a smooth and enjoyable experience. We will assist you at every step and never lead you astray. Along with our development experience we also have vast knowledge of community building and creating long lasting communities. This means we will not just wash away, we are here to stay.

    (Get whitelisted today!)

    Discordhttps://discord.gg/8kM7RYp9hw

    Modpack – BMC4

    StatusPre access whitelist

    COREForge

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I get whitelisted? To get whitelisted, join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided in the whitelist channel.
    What modpack are you using? We are using “Better MC 4” modpack for our server.
    What is the status of the server? We are currently in the pre-access whitelist phase, gearing up for our official launch.
    Is voice chat available on the server? Yes, we have voice chat enabled for better communication and collaboration among players.
    Can I suggest ideas for the server? Absolutely! We encourage all community members to share their ideas and suggestions to help shape the server’s future.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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