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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4599 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 636417 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?
