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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 558 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4278 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4225 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?