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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1493 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4721 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?