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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5592 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?