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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9318 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Mines Excavated: | 4330 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?