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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1102 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?
