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Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?
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Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?
So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
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Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even encounter a little girl who will make your prostate twitch in ways you never imagined.
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In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.
And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?
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But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!
Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!
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