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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9898 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 |
Farms Harvested: | 923 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?