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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9043 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 316 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 140 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?