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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2023 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?