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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5182 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5427 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?