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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2643 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 44 | Ores Mined: | 9487 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?
