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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1580 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?