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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9663 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Votes: | 7972 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?