Prostate Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Stiletto Prostate Orgasm 1.20.4

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	160
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride on a rainbow unicorn through a field of exploding chickens!

We got so much crazy stuff going on, you’ll be like, “Whoa, did I just get a prostate orgasm from playing Minecraft?!”

The stilettos in this server are off the charts, like seriously, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper on caffeine!

So come on, join us and experience the most mind-blowing, prostate-tickling, stiletto-wielding Minecraft adventure of your life!

NettyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu gettin his prostate removed live in game! watch as he battles creepers and zombies while doctors tryna operate on him! u wont see dis kinda action anywhere else, so join now for a wild ride of surgeries and block building madness! #prostatepros

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Towns Built:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

PeePanicAirCraft

aita, bathroom breaks, bladder control, Cancer, Communication, compromise, family dynamics, Flight, hold pee, husband, international travel, Kids, Marriage, parenting, PeePanicAirCraft, pelvic floor, Prostate, relationships, Therapist, urologist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your multitasking skills like never before? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of trying to balance a crying baby, a mischievous toddler, and a husband who pees more frequently than a leaky faucet on a 3.5-hour flight!

Picture this: you’re trying to feed your baby while your toddler decides it’s the perfect time to crawl all over you, causing a meltdown in the middle seat. And just when you think you have a moment of peace, your husband decides it’s time for his frequent bathroom breaks, leaving you to juggle it all on your own.

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with a back story of a husband who refuses to hold his pee, despite the advice of a pelvic floor therapist. Will he ever learn to ask before he pees, or will the chaos continue on every flight?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of multitasking madness!

ProstateCraft Minecraft Server

ejaculation, male anatomy, male orgasm, male reproductive system, male sexuality, Minecraft, Prostate, prostate care, prostate fluid, prostate function, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate massage, prostate milking, prostate stimulation, ProstateCraft, reproductive health, Server, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?

So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?

PecBlockerCraft: Stop Prostate Cancer!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated world of craziness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! And get this, we have a secret hidden level where you can fight off evil Pec monsters with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ec peptide, which can give your Minecraft character superhuman strength and agility! Imagine being able to jump 100 blocks in a single bound or mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The adventure of a lifetime awaits you!

NormalityMC – The Weirdest Minecraft Server

Checkup, concern, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSING, health, little girl, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, normal, NormalityMC, odd, Prostate, prostate health, prostate problems, Server, strange, Symptoms, twitching, twitching prostate, UNUSUAL, walking by, Weirdest

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Towns Built:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your prostate twitch with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your body do things you never thought possible.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even encounter a little girl who will make your prostate twitch in ways you never imagined.

So come on, join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

DesireCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous game, Anons, ARMS, Beach, childish glee, Cook, Creative, Dance, Degenerates, DesireCraft, Desires, family, Fire, forest trails, Frustrations, ideal girl, JOKE, Minecraft, mundane, normies, Overcome, Pain, pipe dream, psychos, Server, sing, Smile, Soul, stressful, summer night, Survivalists, unfairness, winter night

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crops Grown:	4110
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!

Join our server and find your soulmate in the form of the perfect Minecraft partner. Together, you’ll conquer any challenge, slay any dragon, and build the most epic structures the blocky world has ever seen. Life may be tough outside of the game, but with your Minecraft soulmate by your side, nothing can bring you down!

Imagine walking hand in hand with your Minecraft love on a virtual beach, dancing in the moonlight and splashing in the waves. Or maybe you’ll explore the pixelated forests together, pretending to survive in a post-apocalyptic world. The possibilities are endless and the adventures are bound to be hilarious!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a love story like no other, where even the most mundane tasks become ridiculously creative and fun. Leave behind the normies, psychos, and degenerates of the real world, and immerse yourself in a world where love and laughter reign supreme. Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and live out your wildest fantasies in the most outrageous way possible!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, controversy, CraftyCreeperz, cuckdom, discussion, ETERNAL, forum, Gaming, internet culture, Internet meme, japanese anime, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, Server, social media, V, video games, viral

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Animals Bred:	73
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6143	Love Letters Sent:	20
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! It’s like one of those crazy Japanese animes, but in Minecraft form! Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated monsters, build your own anime-inspired world, and maybe even find your own kawaii waifu or husbando along the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the power of friendship and be able to summon a magical girl to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most anime-tastic Minecraft server out there!

Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem Server

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict, emotional outburst, england, Exams, family, financial support, Guilt, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mommas, neglect, overwhelmed, parenting, Pregnancy, responsibilities, School, Server, Siblings, stress, Support

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the responsibilities of looking after siblings, because here, the only thing you’ll be looking after is your virtual farm full of pixelated cows and chickens. No more being called “mummy” by your little brother – unless, of course, you choose to roleplay as a Minecraft parent!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with parents who decide to have another baby without considering the consequences. Instead of worrying about financial support and food for your siblings, you can focus on building the most epic castle in all of Minecraft land.

So come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that shiny new sword. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of being a Minecraft caretaker? See you in the game!

ChunkCraft: WeightyBanter

body image, Canadian province, ChunkCraft, Communication, compassion, denial, emergency contraceptive, friendship, Group Chat, health, hurt feelings, insurance, misunderstanding, pharmacy, plan B, Prescription, reproductive rights, self-conscious, sensitivity, Support, weight, WeightyBanter

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Star Shards Collected:	212	Votes:	6957
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Enchantments Applied:	262
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this pharmacy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to navigate the complexities of weight-based emergency contraception prescriptions in a virtual world.

Not only will you have the opportunity to save your friends from awkward pharmacy encounters, but you’ll also be able to battle giant mobs that represent the weight disparities in plan B effectiveness. Will you be able to strategize and come out on top?

Plus, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that can solve all your weight-related problems in one fell swoop.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the pharmacy drama and emerge victorious in the world of Minecraft!

BlockWars: CeasefireCraft

blockwars, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, framework agreement, gaza, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, Israeli source, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Truce

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got crazier stuff happening than Israel and Hamas trying to make a deal, dude. like, you won’t even believe the shenanigans that go down here.

join us if you wanna see pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. we got villagers trading diamonds for dirt and chickens laying golden eggs. it’s a total circus, man.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player. we got your back, bro. we’ll help you build the most epic castle or prank your friends with a TNT surprise.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft history together. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret treasure hidden in the spawn area? yeah, good luck finding it, though. it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing diamond armor. no biggie.

CreeperCannibals

anthropophagy, cannibals, Consumption, controversial, CreeperCannibals, cultural norms, dark humor, eating habits, Ethics, existentialism, food choices, humans, Identity, introspection, morality, philosophy, satire, self reflection, societal critique, society, Thought-provoking

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Farms Harvested:	741
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA BE A CANNIBAL HUMAN HAHAHA. WE EATIN’ GOOD TONIGHT, FOLKS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CREEPY FUN AND DELICIOUS MEALS. WE GOT A SECRET RECIPE BOOK FULL OF HUMAN DISHES, YUM YUM. DON’T BE A CHICKEN, BE A HUMAN EATER! SEE YOU THERE, CANNIBAL CREW! 🍖🔪🤪

ZombieTube Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing deadlier than the mobs are the players themselves! Join us for a thrilling adventure inspired by the twisted minds behind Tomodachi Game and Tall + Short – it’s Dead Tube Minecraft edition!

Plot twist: Instead of building epic structures and surviving against the elements, you’ll be thrown into a deadly game of filming nonstop for two days straight. Just like Tomohiro Machiya, you’ll witness some crazy stuff happening around you – and you’ll have to film it all or face the consequences!

But wait, there’s more! As you delve deeper into the world of Dead Tube Minecraft, you’ll find yourself entangled in a web of deceit, betrayal, and insane challenges. Can you survive the punishments for failing the contests? Can you outwit your fellow players and come out on top? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Dead Tube Minecraft – where the only rule is to keep filming, no matter what! Trust us, it’ll be a game you’ll never forget.

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

America, American dream, citizenship, culture, Democracy, Diversity, equality, freedom, History, home of the brave, Identity, Justice, land of the free, melting pot, Minecraft, opportunity, patriotism, pride, red white and blue, Server, united states, VALUES, YankeeCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	2949	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the American Dream on steroids! Join us and experience the land of the free and the home of the blocky, where you can build your own Statue of Liberty out of diamond blocks and ride a rollercoaster made entirely of fireworks!

On our server, America means unlimited possibilities and endless fun. Want to ride a llama dressed as Uncle Sam while shooting off fireworks? You can do that here! Want to build a replica of the White House and hold presidential elections with your friends? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Where else can you find a server that celebrates the spirit of America in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible? Join us today and let freedom ring…along with the sound of exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Blocktopia: Mine for Survival!

blocktopia, coping strategies, good reason, Gratitude, Hope, inner strength, life purpose, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, motivation, perseverance, positive mindset, purpose, resilience, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, stay alive, support system, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Looking for a reason to stay alive? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste your time in the real world when you can join us for epic adventures and endless fun? We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, more creepers than a bad horror movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?

Shrek vs. Shakespeare

animated film, animation, Classics, comedy, Donkey, DreamWorks, english literature, fairy tale, film, fiona, Literature, long tail tag, Mike Myers, Movie, PLAYS, playwright, Shakespeare, Shakespeare quotes, Shakespearean, shrek, Theater

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	3

come join our minecraft server if you want to understand the true meaning of life, like why people love shakespeare or why shrek is the ultimate meme lord. we have a secret underground library filled with shakespeare plays and shrek movie scripts for you to study. but beware, the library is guarded by a giant ogre who will only let you in if you can recite a sonnet while doing the macarena.

once you pass the ogre’s test, you will be granted access to our enchanted forest where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the witches have a secret weapon – they can turn you into a talking donkey if you’re not careful.

if you survive the enchanted forest, you will reach the ultimate challenge: the dragon’s lair. here, you must defeat the dragon in a rap battle to prove your worthiness. if you win, you will be crowned the king of the server and have access to the legendary golden toilet.

so come join us on our minecraft server and embark on the most epic quest of your life. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about shakespeare and shrek along the way.