imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.
so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Land Claiming | Players can claim land to protect their builds |
| Shopping District | Dedicated area for player shops and trading |
| Homes and TPA | Players can set homes and teleport to other players |
| Live World Map | Interactive map of the server world |
| Mob Heads | Chance to get mob heads as drops |
| One Player Sleep | One player can sleep to skip the night |
| Ranks | Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting |
| Active Player Base | Community of active players |
Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn
Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm
IP: play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port: 19132
We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️
A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net
A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community
A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds
Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.
Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.
And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!
Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!
Join us and leave behind the coworker who just can’t get your name right. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a name from a hilarious Key & Peele skit. Embrace your chosen nickname and let it become your legend in the Minecraft world.
Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.
So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.
First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!
But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.
So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.
So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!
